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Hi, my lovelies.
British jokes don't always work on an American audience, but let's see anyway 😀
Every year at the Fringe - a big arts / culture event - a 'best joke' is chosen from among all the comedy routines. This year's winner told by Mark Simmon.
. "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it."
Coming in at number 11 this one by Sarah Keysworth:
"I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ‘there there’."
Search for the full 15 short listed for more - or not ☹️ - as the case may be.
eM x
@emmat great topic to start! Love the antidepressant from Angela. Here’s mime for today:
the parents asked their little boy what he wanted for his birthday. He said “ I wan te watch”. So they let him.
my pronouns are ‘there there’."
Years ago there was a gentleman on the radio who had shows on Saturday and Sunday afternoons. He would often do live advertisements for some of his sponsers. If the businesses were still open on the weekends, he would say "They're there now." I would usually respond, "There there, now."
Your numbering of the jokes reminds me of another one. A man walks into a convention of comedians. One person shouts out "24" and they all laugh. Another says "15" and again they all laugh. and one person says "Oh, that's a good one".
He asks what is going on, and they tell him. "Oh, to save some time, we have numbered all our jokes, so now instead of telling the joke, we just say the number."
The man says, "Let me try." They agree, and the man says "7." No one laughs. He asks them why they're not laughing, and one of them tells him, "You told it wrong."
Hi Alison,
Yes, that could be me doing the '7' crack. Telling a joke is an art form. A catchphrase of a Frank Carson, an irish comedian, was "It's the way I tell 'em!"
@emmat Loving it Emma! A little comic relief was due! (after Nikki's adventures in underdressing and unscheduled dismounts of motor cycles!)" Which I should add was nonetheless a well put together monologue! Big luv <3 Kyra (Oh, Canada)
There have been some gems over the years Emma,
'I hate funerals - I'm not a mourning person'
'Someone stole my antidepressants - I hope they're happy'
'Thesaurus is great, there is no other word for it'
' I accidentally booked myself into an escapologists group and am having difficulty getting out of it'
' My desire to spontaneously sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away'.......
Robert Galbraith is the pseudonym of JK Rowling, the best-selling author of the Harry Potter series.
There was a joke I saw recently, apparently not in the Fringe top 15, but as bad as all those anyway. LOL
My four year old has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say please.
I think that's poor for four.
