A Last Chance Halloween Costume

So you’ve ignored all the signs of impending Halloweeness.  You decided not to plan your crossdressing Halloween costume, or to prepare yourself to crossdress as a sexy nurse. You’ve all but given up hope this year. After all, it’s too much work, the costumes are too expensive, and someone may figure out what you’re really up to.

Don’t give up just because the 31st is almost upon you! Here’s three costume ideas that make use of your natural manliness and allow you to crossdress at the same time!

The frumpy housewife

Don’t feel like shaving? Starting to grow a beer belly? No problem, your physique is perfect for our first costume idea – The frumpy housewife. Throw on an old gown and some slippers, and let your five 0’ clock shadow complete your look. If you have long hair you can crank your costume up to the next level with some large rollers, and don’t forget a dab of poorly applied makeup. Noone will ever suggest that you’re trying to achieve feminine perfection, and you’ll save hours on hair and makeup!

The biker Babe (Almost)

Not every biker babe is blessed with a curvaceous body. There are some that ripple muscle or attempt to ripple with too much body cushion. You can use this to your advantage! Just throw on your knee high boots, a pair of jeans and a tight t-shirt. A wind-ruffled wig is all you need to finish off your outfit. You’ll give folks a good laugh, and don’t even need to remove your body hair to do it.

The Transvestite

Last but not least you could choose to go as a slightly sexed up version of you. Your tightest mini-skirt, some deep red lipstick and a sultry strut. If you’ve been crossdressing for a while your wardrobe will probably contain all the necessary items. But watch out! You’ll definitely get questions, and you might even find some people circling dangerously close to your secret.

Even if you don’t decide to crossdress, the most important thing is to go out and have some fun this Halloween! Scare yourself sexy…