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So.
Picture this.
You are at home, indulging in a little Netflix n’ chill, when suddenly your nostrils catch the unmistakeable scent of charred pixie dust. There is a loud ‘WHUMPF’ noise from just behind you. Startled, you spin round. There, large as life on the living room rug, stands your Fairy Godmother.
As your heartrate slowly returns to normal, you can’t help but notice that she is clutching a wad of used bank notes.
‘These are for you, honey’, she says as she hands you the cash. ‘It’s a thousand dollars*. I would have got you more, but there was a withdrawal limit on the cash point’.
(*readers outside the US will have to do their own currency conversion).
You grab the money and start to count it, holding each note up to the light and squinting at it carefully. She might be your fairy godmother, but still … trust no-one.
The FG looks at you with more than a hint of disapproval.
‘Before you get too carried away’ she says ‘There’s just one catch. Every CENT of that has to be spent on something to do with crossdressing’.
You finish counting, grasping the money tightly, and nod in cautious agreement.
She looks you square in the eye, then pushes a piece of paper in front of you.
‘Sign here to show that you accept the terms and conditions’ she says.
You scan the document … it all seems to be pretty standard stuff … and sign.
There is a brief flash. A few flakes of glitter, drifting lazily to the floor, are the only sign that she was ever there. You look down at the money, and smile to yourself as your mind starts to race. So many possibilities ...
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So girls. A thousand bucks, but it all has to be spent on crossdressing, or things related to crossdressing.
What would YOU spend it on?
Bonus points for fun answers.
Hugs
Ellie x
That's a nice down payment on real breasts. Thats where I put mine.
Trisha
A nice pair of hand made shoes and sexy undies and a nice dress , that should see off £1000
Omg great question Elle! I’m probably in the minority but I have spent less than that on everything I own, so this would be huge for me. I’d start with a professionally picked wig. I’d love to have someone who knows what works for me pick it.
Second, I would get a full body wax, I’ve never truly shaved or waxed but free money would make me want to give it a shot.
Third a professional makeover. I’d love to see what a cosmetologist could do with me, especially someone who specializes in doing make up for people like us.
Fourth, a mani pedi would be fun. I’ve never properly done my nails so this has always been on my list.
Fifth, would be some quality hip/butt padding. What I have now is cheap foam, good silicone ones are so expensive.
After all of this I’d dress and go on a little shopping spree at a department store in an area that is friendly to us, preferably with a couple of cd friends. Maybe splurge on a pair of expensive pumps, or a real leather skirt but both things are expensive and not in my current budget. Lastly if money allows a visit to a bridal shop with some cd friends to try on and hopefully find a formal gown that fits just right. I’m sure all of this would exceed the budget but maybe my fairy god mother could spot me a couple of extra bucks to make this dream come true.
OMG, yes, yes, yes. All of these.
I have the Fairy Godmother in my WhatsApp group, so I'll put in a word about the extra cash.
Hugs
Ellie x
Hey Chrissy
I'm sitting here with a notepad writing down all the best ideas *scribbles furiously*. After there have been more replies I'll try and come up with MY list ... but I can already see we're going to have a bit of overlap!
Can I join you for the drinks?
Hugs
Ellie x
Forget the fairy god mother I may need “go fund me “ to fulfill all of my wishes! Lol. Super fun post Elle
Wow ... I can see from this that you are someone who appreciates QUALITY.
I like it!
Hugs
Ellie x
Good call Trish! I can always ring the Fairy Godmother and see if I can negotiate some more cash for you.
Or maybe some dwarvish gold? I think the exchange rate is fairly buoyant at the moment.
Ellie x
How much do you need *opens notepad expectantly*. I can always make a few calls.
Ellie x
I think I would buy a set of Hera attachable breast forms. That would blow most of $1000.
Good quality wig. If enough left over breastforms. Then hip / butt forms.
Please do - I’ve got the first round. All are welcome. Dark’n Stormy for me.
Hey Kerri
These were new to me - I had to look them up. And, yes, that's the $1000 gone ...
My breastforms cost £40. I suddenly feel cheap.
Ellie x
Hmmmmm – Fun stuff here Ellie…<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />Here we go –
– Those silicone breast forms I’ve been eyeing, and what the hell – a size C and a Size D.<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />– Always wanted a real boned corset – again, what the hell – it’s found money…white and black<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />– Oh, and that human hair lace front wig – 24 inches please.<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />– And last but not least that make up and photo session I’ve been thinking about – out for drinks after.<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />-I think that about blows the budget FGM. Please return often – but skip the glitter – it’s a hell of a mess 😉