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Are we all lumberjacks?

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(@michaela2001)
Noble Member     Goldsboro, North Carolina, United States of America
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Us Brits will probably laugh, but for sure, I ain't no lumberjack! It would mess with my nails.  LOL

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(@lannab)
Honorable Member     Allentown area, Pennsylvania, United States of America
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I totally agree. Can't mess with the nails!!!

Lanna

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Well I am sure there must be a few lumberjacks or tree surgeons that are Cd's maybe trans,  maybe there might be some on here, I wonder?

Me a lumberjack noooooooo, more of a colourful teletubby

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I'm more like the lumberjack from the Monty Python song :).

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I LOVE that song!!!!!

I could be going out on a limb here, but maybe there are special branches for cd lumberjacks....

It's very poplar, as long as your family hasn't twigged and others leaf you alone....or life could be a beech!!!!

sorry, i'll get back to the naughty corner!!!

Grace xx

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(@michelletrott)
Honorable Member     Wausau, Wisconsin, United States of America
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I actually cut wood with a power saw every winter for thirty years. You are correct. Your nails would never survive. Trees are like a lot of things. The bigger the better.

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(@shriekingmonkey)
Estimable Member     Riverview, Florida, United States of America
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I LOVE Monty Python and always loved this song even before I entered the world of CD. Perhaps that was an early indicator... 🙂

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(@danielle1982)
Estimable Member     Rochester, Minnesota, United States of America
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Your bark is worse than your bite. Or am I mixing metaphors? I'm such a birch.

Xoxo, Dani

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(@lauralovett)
Noble Member     Maidenhead, Berkshire, United Kingdom
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It's true!

I do put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

And, I suspect, if I told my friends, family and colleagues, they would behave like the guys in the video and shuffle off, mumbling.

As well as humour, I think that video is wonderful social commentary/observation. The Monty Python gang frequently cross dressed in their sketches. Who can forget the policemen, underdressed, with the back of his clothes cut away? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't you just pine for acceptance?

Love Laura

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Do lumberjacks enjoy days out on the beech.

Is it true tree surgeons will go out on a limp for you.

What name would give a CD lumberjack? "Hazel"

Do lumberjacks always make trunk telephone call?

If a tree surgeon fell out of a tree woody hurt himself?

Does a lumberjack have to keep logging in?.

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(@mary)
Noble Member     Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
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A straight carpenter/ builder I worked with painted his nails because he could always see where his fingers were when sawing and using a nail gun.

I'm a farmer. Love cutting firewood in winter. And we have a sawmill.

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That's too funny Amanda, thanks for the laughs.

Hugs and Smiles,

Tiffany

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Honestly girls some days i can't tell the wood from the trees, lol x

Did you hear about the lumberjack who built a wooden car!!

It wooden go x

Hugs Roz xxxxx

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Thank you Tiffany xx

If 3 lumberjack crossdressing friends started a band, would they call themselves the "Tree Degrees"

What do you call 3 Mexican lumberjacks?." The Tree amigos".

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(@aliceunderwire)
Illustrious Member     Near Burlington, Vermont, United States of America
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Hi Mary Jane,

Baseball catchers will color their fingernails so the pitcher can see the calls.

Alice

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