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Ladies....
Here's your chance to impress us all. Can you speak any other languages apart from your natural lingo.
There was an episode of the wonderful " only fools and horses"....the boys were trying to communicate with a foreign girl, they believed was german...it's okay said uncle Albert...piece of cake. They all gathered around, Albert turned to the girl and said.........Vot iz yurr NEM !!!!
That doesn't count...gosh, after holidays in France and Spain, I can speak enough gibberish to get by...ordering beer, good morning, where is the ladies!!!!...but I'm not fluent.
I did bang my thumb with a hammer once, not sure what the language that came out was, but it SEEMED pretty fluent....it contained lots of fff's and kkk's....but was definitely not available on Google translate.
Anyway.... are you fluent in any second language, or more....could you ring up the French Amazon branch and complain that your panties were too small.....in French!!!!...or explain to a Bolivian policeman just why you were in a ladies toilet and your passport says George???....in Bolivian ( Bolivia has 36 languages, but Spanish would do )....
So go on girls ...impress us!!!
Grace xxx
Bi but not bilingual. Some say southerners in the US speak a different language than English but I think they are the ones speaking funny. Hey ya'll!
Gen...I think " potty mouth " is a wonderfull word...in England we also have "ply mouth" and " ports mouth".....xx
Hi Michelle.
My father was from Newcastle which is northern England. Lovingly called " Geordies ", and when one of them gets going, it's totally foreign.... almost Latin!!!!
hEY grace, I knew there was a reason I liked you, I'm from Newcastle. I was only 4 when I came here so no accent but my Dad, the man lived here 50 years and still sounded like he just fell off the boat. I used to have to interpret for friends especially if he just got back from a trip over 'ome.
Hi sweetie,
I did learn French at school, and have many friends in Spain and Italy,so have some ability to speak enough to get by, or be it make them chuckle as I try. Fluent Noooooooooooo.
And yes I can speak the hammer language fluently too.
Lol Amanda xx
Canny!!...
When I was 12, my dad took me back to Newcastle to see his mum...she sat outside talking with the neighbours it sounded like we were abroad..seriously!!!..
Ahem, cough !
It's not "ports mouth", it's Pompey 😉
- which word, if you pronounce it right - or should that be wrong - is almost Mexican slang for "bum cheeks". I don't think that knowledge quite qualifies me as fluent.
Marti xxx
Marti...
in Cumbria, I worked in "cocker mouth"....I don't even want to know where that's going!!!!!
Hi Grace,
Where I am in Wales, everyone speaks English but you catch a bit of welsh now and again. Any further east west more so. I haven't learnt any yet, just a few words.
I can't speak any other language, bit of french, bit of german, but when I go travelling further afield, it's always nice to get a few basic words and phrases and numbers onboard. Locals always react kindly if they think you're making an effort, especially if you get to the point of forming a sentence.
Marti xxx
Honey...
I'm thinking of starting a petition to get " hammer - de - thumb" added to Google translate!!!
Geace, with apologies to Kennedy and Berlin, I will mutilate that famous JFK phrase and say - Ich bin Ein... Trans. Deutsche, baby, lol 😉. I want to say I have wondered about the different accents even among all you UK sisters. I kind of think in speech in a way, and wonder for example, what do you, Grace, actually sound like, as apposed to others and all those weird sounding dialects there 😁. Even some of those Americans have funny accents, eh? We need a audio recording group!! 😅
Stevie
Hi Grace!
Does Australian English count as a second language???
I can also speak gibberish and hammer fluently as well.
Love and hugs, Stephanie 💖
Does cursing at times count as a language. Pretty sure that a universal language for all. As for speaking to a french sales person on panties being small could do that.
mes culottes achetées sont à petites
My panties bought are to small.
Hi Grace, i may speak a few choice words under my breath when i stump my toe ,lol, but this old bird 🐦 can only speak the queen's English,
Dankeshun , huggs Roz X
