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You better corral all these puns
You lot certainly creamed it.
@ellyd22 I’ve been in and out of the saddle all day tryin to keep a head count on all these critters creating a stampede of witty comments. But I’ve managed to spray three wheat fields.
This thread is tickling me Elmoo.
This is so funny I have tender loins - Somebody ring the cow bell - DUNG!!!
I'll just finish off with my top five cow jokes 🙂
1. Did you hear about the race to send a cow to space? The steaks will be higher than ever.
2. What happens if a cow drinks her own milk? It goes in at one end, and out the udder.
3. Invisible cows? Steer clear.
4. Why don’t cows wear flip flops? They lactose.
5. What does a bull call his girlfriend? His significant udder.
@ellyd22 Go to bed. It’s way past sundown in the UK and there may be trouble, cowgirl.
Very amoosing, Girls!!
😊
Careful or they’ll start in on moose jokes.
You need to stop! It’s pasture bedtime!
In all seriousness, I am looking for a particular cowboy hat that I saw in a recent moovie:
Jane Got A Gun, 2015, with Natalie Portman.
You can find still images of it. It seems to be a custom version of a gambler cowboy hat, but I haven't figured out how to find one exactly like it or who made it.
