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Eating your eggs this weekend...so why not crack a joke???

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Hello girls...

I usually post something over the weekend...so let's smile for a minute....

Anybody know any Easter jokes??...awww come on, it doesn't matter how bad they are. If they make the corners of your mouth turn up...even slightly, they have done their job.....I know there's jokers out there from previous posts....so let's go !!!!!...

( keep them clean!!! )

Here's a few to kick you off, and show how bad they are allowed to be.....

What kind of jewellery does the Easter bunny wear??

14 carrot gold...

Why do some people paint Easter eggs??

Have you ever tried to wallpaper one...

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole??

a hot cross bunny...

How does the Easter bunny keep fit??

lots of eggs-ercise.....especially hare-obics...

.....yes, they are THAT bad!!!!.....so come on.....

Grace 🥚🐰🥚🐰🥚.    xx

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Jokes?

How eggsiting!

 

Where does Christmas come before Easter?

In a dictionary.

 

How do you make Easter easier?

Replace the t with an i.

 

A priest, a bishop and a rabbit go into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o".

 

Love Laura

 

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Grace wins a kitkat!!!....

I bet that you would be first...xx

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?

An oyster bunny!

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Why did the bald headed man have some rabbits tattooed on his head?

Because at a distance they might be mistaken for hares x

It doesn't matter how bad your jokes are Grace they always make me chuckle x

Hugs Rozalyne x

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My contribution - what happens when a rabbit throws a tantrum? - She gets hopping mad! - or (and this ones really sad) How do rabbits travel? - by Hareplane - BOOM! BOOM!

Easter Bunny Girl

Diana

 

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I so wish I could contribute, but I am terrible at remembering even the simplest joke.
You girls do make me smile, though,
Hugs, Regi👩💕

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How about this one !!!!

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a huge chocolate egg...

I said to him, " I bet I can guess what your favourite Christian festival is'!!

He said.....

.......' haf to love Easter baby "

G😂r🤣a😂c🤣e😂.   ❤️

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I had to repeat that a couple of times as I couldn't believe what I was hearing...🐰

That one must take the cake surely

Diana

 

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Oh Laura, number 3 is seriously good, had to think there for a moment and repeat it out loud before it sank in.

Diana🐇💒

 

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🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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HI Grace I hope you have a Hoppy Easter my friend,LOL

What music does the Easter bunny dance to?

Hip Hop of course.LOL

You make our easter brighter gracie

Thank you ,your the best

Patty

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Thank you Patty...love the joke!!xx

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Here we go again!!!!

A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.

Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.

Love, grace xx

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I asked Arnie where the Easter Eggs were kept in the supermarket.

He said "Aisle B - back".

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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