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Okay....it's a wet Monday in England....
I came across these questions on my travels, they made me laugh....
and as I love you all soooo much, I needed to pass them on...
PLEASE ENJOY!!!!!I
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?🍋🍋🍋
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?😵
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?🌻🌻
If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?😭😭😭
Why is the word abbreviation so long?😂😂
Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?🤡🤡🤡
Do hyenas laugh even when they are being killed?🐺🐺
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?🤣🤣
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?😂😂
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?🤣🤣
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?🤔🤔🤔
if a member of a synchronized swimming team drowns, do the rest also drown?😨😨
Why do skydivers wear helmets?😜😜😜
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?🙃🙃🙃
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?🌿🌱🌴🌵
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?😷🤕😷
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?🤠🤠🤠
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?💀💀
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlight on?🛸🛸🛸
What was the best thing before sliced bread?🍞🍞🍞
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to “cure” it?🐷🐷🐷🐷
Smiles.....grace❤️❤️
Thankyou Grace. Those made me smile.
Hi Grace,
If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks then why is a green house made of glass,
Hugs Roz xxxxx
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why is it called "rush hour" when everything stand still?
/kt
Yay....more smiles x
If i answer all these questions does it mean I am knowledgeable or irresponsible in highlighting educational division within today's society and cultural differences in their perception?
Thank you for the laugh, Grace
Love you
Hugs, Regi👸💕
why is a boxing ring square?
why is road freight called shipment, and why is sea freight called car-go?
if Geronimo jumped out of a plane, what would he yell?
what do people in China call their best plates?
Stephanie 🤔🤣💖
Hi Gracie, Happy Madness Monday
here are a few more for you
From the animal world, Fireflies are not flies but flying beetles; Starfish are not fish, neither are jellyfish; Guinea pigs are neither pigs nor from Guinea; and A Koala Bear isn't a bear
For foodies; White chocolate isn't chocolate and head cheese hasn't nothing to do with milk products; French fries are likely from Belgium and French toast was invented before there even was a France; Jerusalem artichokes are neither artichokes nor from Jerusalem; and Danish pastries originated in Austria.
Chinese checkers are neither checkers nor from China.
And the funny bone is not a bone!
Looking forward to the misnomers by the rest of the ladies, take care, Hugs, Krista.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️
Thank you 😂😂
Gosh Amanda....will you be my lawyer?????
Instead of running late why run and can take a car or something get there faster
Hi Grace,
Happy Madness Monday. Thanks for the giggles.
Alice
How do plead M'Lady?
