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Good morning ladies...
I was wondering what to post today to give you girls a weekend smile!!!...
I wandered around to buy a newspaper....now these are always stuffed with junk mail, my shop actually has a bin by the papers and magazines, so you can empty your junk mail into it.....true!!!.
Well, sat on the top of the bin, was my answer!!!!
I don't know if this occurs outside of the UK, but in our newspapers we sometimes get a small magazine of " essential".....quirky, sometimes useful, mostly laughable items. Things that make you wonder who in their right mind would need that crap oh my, how did I survive without one of those?????...obviously I have noted some examples.....
massage slippers, collapsible washing machine, 😂 gel slippers, anti chaffing culottes, 🤣 invisible half toe socks, cooling bra's 😂 slimming vests, stay dry pants🤣, bra liners, magnetic scarves, be tall insoles 👠👠.... etc etc......
So...are you still with me???...can you believe you have missed some of these??....has you life suddenly been enlightened??....
Here's a few of examples in detail, because you should not miss these......
1. Electric weed burner.... basically a flame thrower for your garden, but do be careful because it's not choosy...deckchairs, fences, relatives and pets are all flammable!!!.....coming soon for bigger gardens...." The napalm hose"
2. Magnetic knee supports.....not to be worn to the hardware store...you could leave with all sorts of things like nails, screws, bolts etc stuck to your legs....."Stop that Shoplifter!!!!!
3. Specially for you golfers....a small gadget that allows you to stamp your initials on your balls, but if you tuck, who will see them anyway????
4. Cat bird scarer....this flat metal cat cutout with reflective eyes will keep birds from your garden. Also known as the "pigeon perch"...a place to rest before the pigeons eat all your grass seed.!!!!!
So....there you have it...all these unmissable inventions...
Like I have said, some of the items in the books are very good....but not all.
Question....have any of you bought similar and can't live without them???....or bought something that went straight in the dust bin.....????
Happy Weekend 💐💐💐
Grace ❤️❤️❤️
Lol, You are so right, Grace.
And there are so many of them out there, on the web?
I have purchased a couple of gadgets, from different sites, that eventually ended up in a bin, and now I get weekly emails for the craziest things, that are always "must haves", lol
Hugs, Regi👩💕
How about the “shake weight” dumbbell? Watching someone use that....well let’s just say you can’t unwatch it. It makes you think to yourself “this person should keep the usage of this device to him/herself for private enjoyment only.
Regi....
perhaps they should sell " must haves" rubbish bins xx
A t-shirt folder is my favourite. I am/ was into Japanese folding techniques and though a t-shirt folder would be useful (yes, I do have a lot of t-shirts!).
I've used it once and it's now folded away in a corner, unloved and unused. Useful if you don't know any of the Japanese folding techniques...
Lol, yes, I'm sure we could all contribute to those
Love you girl
Hug, Regi👩💕
Oh my, Grace!!! 😂😂😂
I can't remember buying anything like these "essentials", but they sure made my day!!!
Hugs, Stephanie 💖
My mother (bless her) went through a period of buying our Christmas presents from these catalogues! I'm not sure what tat my brother ended up with but it if was anything like I got most of it has long since been recycled.
That said, I do posess a weed burner (gas powered not electric) that also doubles up as a good way to light the multi-fuel stove if it isn't co-operating.
-A.
Ha ha brilliant post Grace, my motto is, if says "must have" it probably means"don't bother".
The flat metal cats don't seem to work around here, a lot of the neighborhood seems to have them. But I see most cats after 10 minutes seem to realise that these are harmless. In fact one large ginger Tom I see walks up to the one I can see in next door's garden smacks it the face, and then sprays it, (no not a different colour) with urine. Now he is either really a hard-nut of a cat, or extremely intelligent and worked out that by spraying his corrosive urine, this tin metal competition is going to rust to death.
One item that springs to mind is the resin rock that you hide a spare house key inside of. They never look like any native rocks you may have in your garden, or they are the ONLY rock in your garden. No one will ever notice that.
Then there is a whole group of things to help you save space in your closets. Hanger multipliers, double stack shoe shelves that would collapse with more than 4 pair of shoes on them. Vacuum bags to put your clothes in for travel that hook to the hose on on your Hoover to be incredibly and voluntarily wrinkled so that you need the concierge to bring you an ironing board, to use with your travel iron or portable steamer. Then you need a portable vacuum so that you can repack all your clothes to go home, and reiron them all over again.
Always remember their motto: "If it's in stock, they've got it!"
PaulaF
Amanda.....
Talking of cats....the guy who invented " cats eyes "....those reflective glass " eyes" that are fitted into the middle of our roads. Apparently he saw light reflected into a real cats eyes at night which gave him the idea.....now if the cat had been walking the other way with its tail in the air......he would have invented the pencil sharpener !!!!
Smiles, grace xx
Never really bought anything like that but those golf ball markers could maybe use those. Am a golfer always losing those balls.
Oh Celeste...thank you!!!
I have screamed here!!!...everyone should read the questions on shittens mittens...omg...😂😂😂😂😂
Oh Paula....so funny....thank you.
Apparently someone handed a resin rock in to NASA, thinking it could be a meteor....
....they studied it for a week, before someone touched the bottom.....and a bloody door key fell out!!!!......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha Hi Gracie,
I do have one kind of gadget a lot of people dont use.
One time at church my best friend and I were asked by a guest comedy speaker to come up for a gag .
He had us make the rhythm sounds while he sang a Johhny cash song.
Our Prize was a nice wooden Back scratcher.
I use that beauty all the time.
Very handy tool and it has message wheels.LOL
Patty
