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As the title describes, this is a parody and not to be taken seriously.
A few months ago I told my wife I would like to wear ladies clothing. I borrowed a bra and pantyhose and was happy for a while. We agreed that we'd see if she had a skirt that would fit me too. The topic went into the background for a while and then this weekend the kids would be away.
The weekend arrived, I told my wife that I'd start wearing panties from now on (because they feel "right") and we had a great time while I showed her the panties I bought earlier this week yesterday morning. We found that the sports-bra I bought would also fit her so we went to the shop and bought a few more for her, now we can share!
Later in the evening we tried if one of the stretchy panties (polyamid fabric iirc) would fit her too, which they did. She liked the feel but now I found out that she's still wearing them! (insert mock-shock). What do I do now?!
First thing that comes to mind, of course, is that I offered getting a few more sets so that we can share but I'm also a bit jealous in guarding my own panties. On the other hand, my backside is a bit wider than hers so I'm guessing I'll stretch them out eventually so that they'll fit me better regardless.
All things considered, I'm very happy right now!
Well, we also share the sports-bra's so that's not really the case...
But to be fair, I know where she stashes her panties so I know where I'll be able to recover them. And it's only that stretchy type that fit both of us. My other panties a fairly loose on her since I'm a size larger. My cotton ones (with the frilly top and bow on the front) won't even hang on and just slide down. I'm pretty sure I'll survive 😉
And here I am hoping that some day my wife will come home with some new panties for me. 💕💋 Katie
Lol. I like this story! My wife needed pantyhose for an event and asked me if I had any black ones “ in stock”. Now let’s be serious here , of course I had some in stock. Lol. I asked her if she would like sheet to waist, control top , reinforced toe or sandal foot. Lmao.
My wife and I are about the same size and she has been stealing my panties for the past while. I guess it is fair since I used to steal hers. More borrowing than stealing really for both of us. I have to buy more. Not a problem.
Seems like such a bother, having to buy more panties. I went to at least 3 stores this week, I think I've got a nice baseline now 😉
This is an appalling situation! You must immediately advise your good lady wife that you will now be wearing only plain white cotton "granny panties" - you will need to obtain enough of these monstrosities to cover your more desirable lingerie and ..... this is really getting out of hand... I'll stop now and have a mug of Horlicks I think...
Feeling ever so slightly demented
Diana
To be fair, I'm not going to wear granny-panties just because my wife is poaching my panties. If she's going to poach then I'm just going to make sure we have enough to share. Also, mine are generally lacy where hers are generally plain 😀
Yay! You are home free now.
My wife and I have been sharing the same panty drawer for decades. We are both a size 7 so it is whoever gets up first gets to choose first. There are no Granny panties in our house! I prefer bikinis and she leans toward thongs, but we mix things around. We love bright, pretty colors, lacy trim, sheer fabrics. The newer microfiber blends stretch to conform to my anatomy well.
Ooh, I'm a fan of the Microfibre too. Nice and snug without being tight. I've got some sets in rose or cream-collored with spots and some lace between the hip an crotch portion, they are so incredibly nice to wear!
I don't think my wife likes those though, but that's OK 😀
My ex and I were the same panty size and while she would sometimes borrow a pair it was seldom as she preferred white cotton briefs and I do not and never have liked the full rise briefs and was never a fan of cotton. She would borrow my white nylon hipsters.
I caught my wife wearing my panties. I was shocked, I tell you. I long suspected something was up. I’d come home sometimes to find things slightly rearranged in my undies drawer. When I confronted her, she tried to reassure me. She said, “they’re just clothes. I like the way they feel”. What else could I think? I had to ask her. “Are you gay?” She said no, she still loves only me. How far will she take this? “You’re not thinking of transitioning are you?”, I ask. No, no, she told me. She said she’s comfortable as a woman, it’s just my clothes she likes to wear. She admitted she’d been wearing panties for as long as she could remember. She even has some bras and pantyhose! OMG!
I don’t know what to think anymore, ladies. I didn’t sign up for this.
Satirical Clara
