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Hi girls,
Over all our mutual years on this mortal coil I'm sure we have all had times when we have had to bite our tongues and not respond to a statement/comment from somone, especially our better 'arves.
Here's a couple of mine
Not ten minutes ago my beloved asked if there was "anything I wanted washed". Well unlike all youse lot with supportive SO's who no doubt you share the laundry with, I could not state, "oh thank you dear, these couple of bras, the cami I wore yesterday and these lovely lacies panties would be lovely if you would do so
Or another time, getting ready for a wedding and thereby formal "clobber". " I hate wearing pantyhose these days, you men don't know whats it like and how lucky you are not to have to wear them ".
I would have loved to have responded thus
"Well actually dear I do" and thats why I wear garter beklts and stockings!!
Lets have some more "tongue scars girls and maybe have a bit of a giggle.
Caty
My most memorable has to do with my name. My wife has quite a sweet tooth, always looking for chocolate or pastries or whatever. One day I was out working in my garage/shop. Apparently the cupboard was bare and she couldn't find anything to satisfy her craving. She came out to my shop and announced "we need candy in the house" and smiled sweetly.For a split second I though she wanted me to go inside and was thinking "how did she know my name's Candy?" and almost said something to that effect. Then I realized she simply wanted me to go to the store.
These have happened with my wife or my daughter or even coworkers or just any woman on the street...
”They should fix the sidewalk... so hard walking on heels with all the cracks on the pavement” - Inside voice - “Yes, I know”
”At least you don’t have to worry wearing a skirt on a windy day” - Inside voice - “oh yes, I really have to worry”
Daughter shopping for her prom dress - “I love this dress but I also need a new pair of shoes for it” - inside voice - “Duh! Obviously!”
and a long list of etcéteras...
Gaby 💜
Hi Caty,
You are so right honey. My wife and I had friends round for dinner and in a break between courses asked to see the new dress she had bought. I fetched it and held it up in front of me to show them. It got approval from everyone and one of them said, very nice...it suits you. Haha I said. If only they had known what I had on under the drab, and what I had been wearing 30 minutes before they arrived! I wonder what they would have thought of the black leather skirt I had on then.
Hi Caty!
I can certainly relate to those statements and situations! Goodness!
I like many would love to "have to" deal with those situations!
Thanks everyone... keep 'em coming...
I'll throw in a couple more, even tho they have been used in other CDH posts
For nigh on 40 years in my job, (been retired for 15 years), interstate and overseas travel was an integral part of same and of course given the very negative "home situation" Caty would always travel with me. Complete with all 3o plus kgs (60lb plus for all you lovely Yanks!!) of luggage.Just as well "company policy" was to travel business class or the excesses would have killed me.
Hence comments such as "You have enough luggage there for two" and "all that travel must be a real drag".
Plus one business associate came to my room one time and commented, (in jest), on the"very well lit" mirror in the bathroom.
"You could do your make up with that!!!
No wonder, even after all these years, my tongue sometimes still hurts!!
Just thought of yet another one
Via my love of Fella Hamilton Clothes
http://www.fellahamilton.com.au/
I once bought my 12 month younger than me SO a gift voucher from there, way before she knew anything about Caty
Her response
"oh their clothes are for "REALLY OLD" ladies. Now just hang on a minute right there!!
Also circa the same time we went to see the stage show of "The Producers". Yes where one of the male leads spends most of the show in a dress.
At Interval she said, "lots of men like to wear dresses, have you ever done that, dear".
Just about spat out me glass of Australian chardy!!
Caty..
Coming home from a wedding, my wife was complaining about the one piece body shaper she was wearing, saying she couldn't wait to get it off. I said it couldn't be that bad. She said "I'd like to see you wear it." When we got home, she took it off. Then when she stepped out of the room, I put it on. I said " you said you would like to see me wear it" so I am. She said if you like it so much, you can have it. I've been wearing it ever since.
Had a young woman working for me a few years ago that told me how hard it is to find the right pair of shoes! And had to bite my tongue and say try finding a shoe that fits!
