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Splat!!!

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(@tommiejo)
Estimable Member     Warrensburg, Missouri, United States of America
Joined: 2 years ago

This is the sound I fear the most, for with it comes bad things.

The ice, the slide, the rump hits hard and the sound does sing.

The water on the hardwood floor is waiting for its chance.

Bonus points! The sound and and lovely soaking pants.

The worst and loudest of them can happen to us all.

You raise your arms, your form slips and begins to fall.

Silicone makes a lovely splat as it meets the floor.

All you can do is pick it up and start for the nearest door.

Yes there are other sounds that make your heart stand still.

They hold no candle to the splat, and they never will.

 

Sorry for the poor excuse of poetry. This happened to me as I was paying for waxing session. The splat of silicone is very loud and catches everyone's attention. Fortunately I just laughed and said "Well that's not supposed to happen" The technician and I were both in tears from laughing. I hope you never have to experience such a dilemma but if you do always remember that life can throw you curves every once in while and sometimes they come with a splat.

 

Love,

Tommie

 

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(@michaela2001)
Noble Member     Goldsboro, North Carolina, United States of America
Joined: 8 years ago

Thankfully, this has only happened to me once and that was at home, I was on my own when I felt it move south. Also thankfully, the errant boob was arrested in its fall by my top which was tucked into the waistband of my skirt.  Hooray for elastic waistbands!

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(@wandaovahear)
Prominent Member     Washington, United States of America
Joined: 2 years ago
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(@loneleycd)
Famed Member     Roland, Iowa, United States of America
Joined: 5 years ago

Thanks for the smile. Happy the 2 of you were able to laugh about this.
.. Cassie

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