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The Trials and Tribulations of a Transvestite - ME

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(@meghan47)
Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
Joined: 3 years ago

[Author's Note: To the Administrators, below is a true account of some of my embarrassing moments of 'wardrobe malfunctions' while dressed out in public. It contains a minor vernacular term that is slang for my 'breast forms'. please leave it in as its necessary for comic relief to humorously tell this story.

Once upon many times this CD (transvestite from the old wordage) went out dressed as a woman to many different places over the years (over 50) and had several embarrassing but humorous incidents that only us, as CDs would ever have to struggle through.

The latest ones happened twice within the last year; it was a case where this transvestite dropped her 'titties'. You see I was in a local artsy crafty hip coffee house in the funky section of the city enjoying my latte. Upon finishing I needed to go to the unisex restroom to pee, touch up my makeup and wig. Upon bending over to wash my hands I lost one of my 'tits' that flopped into the sink from my too low-cut top. After fishing it out and stuffing it back into bra then the other one fell out onto the floor.! What is a 'titless' transvestite to do???? Carry on woman-carry on.

Some months ago, I had a similar incident in Macy's shoe depart. when sitting on a bench trying on boots on my gartered stocking feet. Again a 'tit fell out onto the carpet in front of me! Well, I couldn't very well reach down and tuck it back into my bra because there were two women no more than 8 ft. away also trying on boots, and it would have been too noticeable. So, I scooped it up put it quickly in my purse and crossed my arms and asked the shoe clerk where the ladies' room was. So, this one 'tit' tranny went to re-womanize herself in Macy's.

Another time I was dumb enough to go to Goodwill on a too windy day and when leaving to the parking lot my wig blew off and started rolling around on the ground like tumbleweed out west and I had to chase it down 20 ft away and thrust it quickly back onto my head. An embarrassed transvestite.

And then there was the other time under embarrassing unintentional 'flasher moments' where the 'titties' weren't involved but i accidently exposed all my undergarments from the waist down when a too large in the waist skirt just loosened and dropped to my feet in a mall parking lot. Should have known better it was a size 18 and I take a size 14.

My 20 seconds of Fame being the notorious CD Flasher'

And last, but not least my total exposure wardrobe malfunction.

Year ago, when attending a philharmonic concert in our elegant concert hall, I was dressed to the nines from vintage lingerie undergarments, hosiery and heels and exited the women's stall in the ladies room. There were quite a few ladies in the line waiting in the doorway. Unbeknownst to me when I had gotten up from the toilet my slip. bottom of my dress had rolled up and tucked into my girdle top, exposing my girdle, garters stocking tops up to my fanny. One nice female called out " Mame' your dress is hiked up, "oh thank you", I responded with my feminine voice and blushed. But I passed the test of 'being one of them.'

What's a Transvestite to Do Girls????

Meghan Brandice

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(@ellyd22)
Joined: 2 years ago

Majestic Member     Norfolk, United Kingdom
Posts: 5189

@meghan47 

You're safe from this Administrator at least.

I especially liked the story of the tumbleweed wig 🙂

Ellie x

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(@ellyd22)
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Majestic Member     Norfolk, United Kingdom
Posts: 5189

Tumblewigs are special things

There’s nothing that can match’em.

And when they start to tumble

It’s impossible to catch’em.

 

They roll across the countryside

Wherever the wind blows.

And where they land, you understand,

A tiny hairpiece grows.

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(@dovemtn2016)
Joined: 1 year ago

Honorable Member     Tucson, Arizona, United States of America
Posts: 307

@meghan47 Meghan, you maintained both your dignity and your sense of humor.

I would expect nothing less from you.

Fondly,

Christine

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(@lizk)
Joined: 5 years ago

Illustrious Member     North County San Diego, California, United States of America
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@meghan47 

Thanks for the laughs Meghan!  Glad your titties were unharmed when they escaped!  The only thing worse than a boob on the loose is a broken one!  How did your tumblewig fare after it's flight attempt? 

/EA

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(@meghan47)
Joined: 3 years ago

Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
Posts: 501

@emilyalt  I shot It Colt 45

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(@meghan47)
Joined: 3 years ago

Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
Posts: 501

@emilyalt  '"Boob on the Loose!" I LOVE THAT. Could be the title of a poem, limerick or CD song. Let me work on it and get back to you via PM.

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 J J
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(@jjandme)
Famed Member     California, United States of America
Joined: 5 years ago

The skirt caught in your pantyhose is a common comic moment in sitcoms, but it is amazing how easily it can happen. While I have never walked out into public with my hem caught up in my lingerie, it has hppened to me a few rimes, so now I automatically check.

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(@meghan47)
Joined: 3 years ago

Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
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@jjandme Years ago In my career job, there was a woman i knew that just left the ladies room trailing a 5 ft. long piece of toilet paper from the top of her skirt reaching the floor. Uh... I was not the one to say anything to embarrass her, I'd leave that to her female coworkers Smile Face

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(@meghan47)
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Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
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@jjandme                                                    Slight correction here JJ. I never wear pantyhose. I detest them. They got the full show. 8 strap satin garter belt, black seamed stockings and matching black lack trimmed brief panties. I rather look back on that moment fondly.

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(@theapat)
Reputable Member     Massachusetts, United States of America
Joined: 1 year ago

Dear Meghan,

Definitely under the category and quote,  'It's better to try and fail/slip/oops than to not try at all."

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy.

Nice going Meghan. I need to remember that, "Everything you want is on the other side of fear." Jack Canfield.

Thanks for sharing.

Stay Well, Keep on Guard, and Continue to Enjoy what you love to do.

Sincerely and With Love,

Thea

 

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(@meghan47)
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Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
Posts: 501

@theapat                                                             Thea, I have fond humorous memories of those, and Id almost intentionally do it again.

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(@ab123)
Illustrious Member     Surrey, United Kingdom
Joined: 5 years ago

Ahem, a song for the sensitive.....You'll know the tune...sing along if you..

 

STAND BY YOU 'WOMAN'

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman

Keeping those boobs in just one bra

They’ll have good times,

They’ll have bad times,

Then they do things you just don’t understand.

 

But even when they fall out, You’ll forgive them

Even though they’re hard to keep under band,

But you just love them, oh and proud of them,

‘Cause after all it makes you all woman.

 

Stand by you woman,

Give them two cups to cling to,

And something warm to snug into,

When tights are cold and lonely.

 

Stand by you woman,

And show the world you're lovely,

Give all the love you can

Stand by you woman......

 

 

Tissues available in the foyer...

 

 

 

 

 

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(@meghan47)
Joined: 3 years ago

Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
Posts: 501

@ab123  And my response Angela . Your limerick to add to this: There once was a Boob on the loose; Who escaped their owner's bra noose        It smiled with enlarged nipple and felt no longer crippled; after jumping from its bras abuse.

Keep your two 'Titties" together Ladies!

So There                 

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(@ellyd22)
Joined: 2 years ago

Majestic Member     Norfolk, United Kingdom
Posts: 5189

@meghan47 

 

Meghan B, who's a well-known CD,

Said 'My boobs are a problem, you see.

I don't know what to do.

I've tried tape, I've tried glue.

But the damn things just keep breaking free!'

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(@meghan47)
Joined: 3 years ago

Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
Posts: 501

@ellyd22                                                  Got one, it's a doozy. It's not what you think it is.

Meghan, a CD from Nantucket

Who had a hard time trying to tuck it

She said with chagrin,taking the situation in

Ill guess, like a turkey I'll have to stuff it

.

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Lady
Topic starter
(@meghan47)
Honorable Member     Upstate N.Y. Rochester area, New York, United States of America
Joined: 3 years ago

Let's start a tastefully worded CD limerick Club. Sound Good?

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