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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
Another weekend....isn't this year flying by girls?????
So, I thought I would like to bring to your attention the wonderful world of Sod's Law. The concept that if anything can go wrong, it WILL go wrong.
It also has a few other names such as Murphy's Law or maybe Finagles Law.
Theodore Sturgeon, an American science fiction writer also came up with " Sturgeons Law"....90% of everything is crap.
The scolar Douglas Hofstadter came up with " Hofstadters Law"....Something will always take longer than you expect!!!
So....examples....ok.
Whenever you sit on an empty bus or in an empty train....the village idiot WILL sit next to you!!
You have EXACTLY the right change for the car park machine, ONE coin will not be accepted, and drop right through!!.
The FIRST way you tried and failed to plug in a USB cable, was the right way!!
WHICHEVER end of a box of tablets you open, the directions/advice slip will be there blocking your entry!!
Whenever you turn on your washing machine, as it whirrs into action, you WILL turn around to see a lone sock sat in the middle of the kitchen floor!!
When you are running late, EVERY traffic light will be red!!
BLOODY HELL!!!
Okay....so as everyone can invent a law....so I am starting one too!!
GRACE' LAW.....
yes, crossdressers are not exempt from calamity.......
Examples.
Out of a full shelf of pantie liners, you get the packet with the bar code that doesn't work....at the packed checkout, the girl is sat holding them in the air screaming...PRICE FOR LARGE NIGHT TIME PANTY LINERS - HIGH LEAKAGE!!!
you have a one milli second squirt of hairspray left in the can!!!
Out of ten false nails you have left in your favourite colour, three are for your little finger!!!
if you are ever in a hurry, try sharpening an eyeliner or eyebrow pencil, it WILL keep breaking in the sharpener!!
desperately waiting for a new pair of heels to arrive, you are in the toilet with your panties around your ankles, trying to accomplish the " poo from hell" and the doorbell rings. By the time you get to the door, there's a note on the doormat saying " we tried to deliver your parcel"...........
you have enough mascara left to do ONE eye!!
Girls, I could go on and on....
do you have an example of "Grace's Law" to spill.......????
Happy weekend my lovelies....and whatever happens, try to keep smiling 💓💓💓
Grace xx
The average sustained wind speed will be directly proportional to the amount of money that you just spent at the hair salon.
Finding the perfect shade of lipstick will result in the immediate discontinuation of production for that shade.
The blouse/dress/skirt/shoes you ordered and planned to wear to an upcoming event will be delivered promptly, first thing, on the Monday morning afterwards.
Even if there is an Amazon warehouse distribution center within an hours drive of your home, it will still take 5 to 10 days for it to arrive, and it will come from clear across the country from you.
A 'permanent ' isn't.
Quick and easy recipes aren't.
At some time when you were away from home, someone like Thor snuck into your kitchen and tightened ALL of the jar lids.
PaulaF
Whenever you sit on an empty bus or in an empty train….the village idiot WILL sit next to you!!
The way to avoid this is to be (or become) the village idiot.
-A.
Well Happy Fri-yay Grace!
Spend an hour giving yourself a manicure, base coat, two coats of color, and a top coat.... just when you thought it was dry enough to resume life..... smudge
I hate when that happens 👠💖🏳️🌈💋👗💅🍹♥️
Hi Grace Happy Friday to you back. Yes time is passing much too fast.
Finally finding that perfect top will not be available in your size 100% of the time.
Being asked the question" You do realize these are ladies" At the check out 50% of the time.
Finding that spot you missed shaving while applying foundation 100% of the time.
Realizing you are putting on your panty hose backwards after getting second foot started 50% of the time.
Grace thank you for getting my brain engaged so early in the morning.
Stephanie
No matter how many closets or storage you have, you will fill them up with dresses, lingerie, shoes, wigs and makeup.
Steph....
very true and very funny. 😂😂😂
Good Morning Grace, I always look forward to your Happy Friday posts!!!!
I'm so impressed by the creativity that you have and that you are able to inspire in all the other ladies. Grace's Law doesn't disappoint. Well Done, Lass.
Crossdressing Calamities - I never knew there could be so many. Here are my few.
Trying to match the colours of my panties and bras - how could there be so many shades of pink????
Getting all glammed up and of course finding a run in my thigh highs or pantyhose. So disappointing. Good thing I have a drawer full of them.
Putting on my eyeshadow or setting powder and some of it drops down into the middle of my bright white bra - and of course leaves a smudge of pink, purple, brown, blue, green, whatever colour, dang it.
Carefully growing out my natural fingernails and one always snags and tears.
Having my freshly washed long hair dip into whatever it is I'm eating, and it always happens to be sticky.
Well that's enough for now, it is time for my morning walk. I'll probably think of more while I'm out there. Hey, maybe another wolf whistle???? Can only hope.
All the Best, Have a most awesome Weekend!!!! Hugs, Krista.
The amount of stress and anxiety about trying a new adventure in your CD journey is directly proportionate to the bliss and happiness found after doing the activity.
. . Sandy
This has happened to me :
After careful thought on picking out the perfect outfit combination for the day, you put it on and alas either the button or hook/eye fastener has became loose, on the verge of breaking off. That means going back to square 1, and deciding on what to wear then mend the loose button or hook/eye fastener.
" Sandy's Law"...xx
brilliant Paula...how many of us have lost that favourite shade???....and Thor and the jar lids....been there ......haha xx
Gosh great subject Grace,
Things always seem to happen at the most inconvenient moments.
Your wooden leg falls off as your about to descend the stairs.
Your glass eye falls out in the middle of a game of marbles.
Your nose starts running at the checkout.
Flatulence strikes just as the people around you fall silent.
There is never a toilet roll in the cubicle you choose.
You always breakdown in a none mobile signal area.
Appointments are always available on the day you are not.
Everything in your size has sold out.
Things you put in a safe place are never found again.
The light bulb in the bedroom always blows at night.
The check out closes just as you get there.
Your torch works fine till you actually really need it.
Haha....very funny and very true!!!....those " safe places" we all have must be packed with stuff!!!...sorry to hear about your wooden leg....
Grace xx
My question is Grace, we can't be putting everything in the same safe place or we would know where it it. So where is all those other safe places and why can't we even find one of them?
Don't worry about my wooden leg, growing a new one in the garden.
