Oopsies! Fashion and beauty mistakes?

Yep, I have.
I purchased a nice top, a bit hippy style I guess. It embroidered/lacy strips up the front. I wore it for the day, mostly just around the house, my wife, my son and his girlfriend were home. They were all fine with it, no comments at all.
When brushing my teeth before bed, standing infront of the mirror I noticed that the lacy strips lined up perfectly with my nipples!!

I don't typically wear a bra, so I have since purchased some cami tops to keep things descent.

Hi Harrietta,

After years of looking, longing and a little bit of lusting I decided to treat myself to my first pair of falsies earlier this year. I didn’t want a massive pair as I’m quite ‘curvy’ anyway so I ordered a pair just to fill my bra 44D.

I wanted to ware off the shoulder and halterneck dresses which arrived before the boobs did and couldn’t wait to try my perfectly formed silicon busom 🙂

Disappointment No 1….They were too narrow, I tried ’em close together and looked like a scene from Alien, tried ’em further apart which left me with with big lumps under my armpits, not very sexy at all!

Disappointment No 2….They were so heavy that no amount of glue or tape would keep ’em in place, I sweated so much that they slithered and slid around, it was like wearing a live trout  in my bra. The result was not very sexy either.

The good part of my tale of woe is that I had kept my old pair of homemade sponge boobs and got my cleavage back and I am now the proud owner of two perfecly formed titty shaped door stops.

Marks out of ten……?

Sally x

Thank you Sally . Your coment about a trout in your bra will have me laughing to my self for a long time to come .

I like your kind of humor .

Thanks again Rhonda .

Live trout, lol😂😂😂

Thank you DeLora .

Rhonda .

I am sure that you opened a flood gate of responses. I am still on my learning curve. 1)Makeup mistakes: eyebrow colors, mascara colors, lipstick colors, foundation colors. I have made every bad choice possible I believe! I am still waiting for my eyebrows to grow back after trying out my nifty new trimmer! 2)shoes: will never buy another pair of shoes without trying them on; no more sexy 3” plus heels that I am too clumsy to walk in!; shoes need comfort first and style second 3)wardrobe: except for my sexy “around the house clothes”, all new purchases will be age appropriate so as to blend in while in public; keeping all of those things I know I won’t wear from past pink fog buying, just donate to charity. 4) wigs: buying cheap wigs: they look like the price!
The list seems to go on endlessly but I am growing and becoming more comfortable and confident in my look. For all that are struggling with their looks, it takes practice, practice and more practice! Don’t be hard on yourself and enjoy the journey. Best wishes.. Stephanie