A Fog too Far...too pink to think?

We've all succumbed to the "pink fog". Most of the time I smell it in advance and avoid spending money and embarassment.
Once I decided to get "the works" in an upscale Montreal gay village. I showed up dressed in a lovely navy business dress and light makeup and simply asked to have a more modern, upscale look. "Quelque chose de nouveau s'il vous plais.." The "pink fog" took over and in three blissful but too short hours, after a facial, massage and mani-pedi, some tres francaise makeup and a lot of hair manipulation: with a shockingly gorgeous assemetrical very strawberry blonde bob! All full and fluffy curled on one side and very short around my left ear on the other. I agreed to the assemmetric because I thought I would just even it up to safely return to guy mode when I got home. This was me!
I kept the cut and colour for a couple of weeks and wore a beret in male mode.