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I'm a little stinker

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(@oldbeth)
Honorable Member     Mankato, Minnesota, United States of America
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Beth's feisty stinker side is out in force tonight!

Went grocery shopping earlier, of course dressed en femme, wearing a cute lavender mid thigh dress, black leggings and black low heels. Not even a second look from anyone, plenty of friendly smiles, a few hellos and the lady at the cosmetics counter was pleasant. (Had to get Biotin for my disastrous nails.) Lovely outing!

Made dinner and when finished went outside to have a smoke. That's when the fun began. The neighbor came out for his evening walk. He has seen me dressed in leggings before and wearing my old wig (I call it the fright wig) and asked me about it. My reply, in my deepest baritone voice, was "I've changed, I'm a woman now". His look was priceless, a combination of confusion, fear and consternation. He ducked back inside quickly. Tonight when he came out he saw me in my short dress with my new, much better wig. I said "Hi", this time in my best female voice.  He quickly turned and headed down the sidewalk looking over his shoulder with a confused look. He went to the end of the block and turned to go up the side street. Before disappearing from view he turned to stare at me, even from that distance I could see the consternation on his face. I gave him a cute wave, he turned and practically fled up the street.

Oh, I'm a little devil!👿

Any one else having fun tonight?

😂

Beth

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Haha flirty with the neighbor priceless going to have to try that one day.  Have a fun night Beth.

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You're terrible Beth, that poor man....

" I've changed, I'm  a woman now" - oh God, cant stop laughing....

Diana 🤣🤣🤣

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(@oldbeth)
Honorable Member     Mankato, Minnesota, United States of America
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Oh, yes! Beth has fulfilled her desire for fun tonight. Every morning I get up, look in the mirror and recite my mantra. "I'm Beth! (emphatically) I'm a girl! (Demonstrably stomping foot) And I'm happy! (giggling) It sure worked today.

😁😘👿❤💖

Beth

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You'll have to add "I've changed, I'm a woman now" to your mantra - deep baritone  - meaningful look - priceless...

Still laughing

Diana.

 

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(@mary)
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Snort. Hillarious.

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(@oldbeth)
Honorable Member     Mankato, Minnesota, United States of America
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Today it's very windy. Perhaps I will do a Marilyn Monroe and let the wind do it's thing......YES! That sounds like fun even if he isn't outside! Ooo, I have to make sure my panties are pretty. I think my sparkly purple thong! Oh, naughty Beth is in high gear!😈👗💨👙💋😂

Beth

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For the love of God Stephanie don't encourage her - she'll be terrorizing the neighborhood given half a chance - my ribs are still aching from picturing her latest victims face...

Diana.

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You are a little devil aren't you Beth,

You must have scared him so much for him to run off up the street x lol x

I must remember that the next time I'm in the same situation,

Hugs Rozalyne x

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Hi Beth....

I always try to have fun... obviously on this occasion, not as much as you!!!...what a shame we didn't see the look on his face.

If you go out in the wind to do your Marilyn Monroe impersonation....its not so much remembering to wear your best panties.... it's remembering to wear SOME panties.....

You could well finish him off!!!!

Smiles, grace ❤️

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(@oldbeth)
Honorable Member     Mankato, Minnesota, United States of America
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I suspect he may be looking before he comes out. I went out several times today but never saw him. I know he was out because the garbage can was moved to the curb for tomorrow's pick up and it was done during a brief period when I wasn't out.

I guess I scared him! Lol! But I did get to enjoy a warm but windy day and my dress did fly up! The house across the street is being remodeled and maybe the construction crew got a show! Tomorrow it's supposed to rain so the show is cancelled. Lol

😂👿

Beth

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