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I have noticed that many of my thoughts, feelings, and actions have changed some since I began to crossdress, some for the better, some not. So, in the spirit of the “You might be a redneck if..” one liners from comedian Jeff Foxworthy, please complete the sentence “You might be a crossdresser if…” For example, You might be a crossdresser if you are more interested in the outfits than the models in the Victoria Secrets fashion show. Please share the good differences as well as being willing to laugh a little bit too. I look forward to everyone’s comments.

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You might be a crossdresser if you like to walk through the lingerie section at Walmart to get a peek at the bras and panties while you are on your way to the dairy section.

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You might be a cross dresser if you check out your co-workers for fashion tops rather than to oogle them.

You might be a cross dresser if you understand women's clothing sizes.

You might be a cross dresser if your "wish list" on Amazon contains more feminine clothing than everything else combined.

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You might be a cross dresser if you wish your wife was a 38 so you could try on her bras

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You might be a crossdresser if you thumb thru the Macy's flyer in the newspaper and catalogs that come in the mail and look at the dresses, thinking "that would look good on me".

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You might be a cross dresser if you enjoy going to costume parties dressed as historical female characters ( ladies of the 17oo' and 1800's, especially queens and duchesses) that wear large hoop skirts and fancy feminine attire!

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You might be a cross dresser if you constantly wonder who will be in the house when you get home

 

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You might be a crossdresser if you take advantage of the holiday season and go to the women,s department to buy a dress, skirt, blouse, etc. for my wife and somethings for me, also...and can't wait to get home.

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You might be a crossdresser if you refuse to wear male socks even in temps below 20*F. Its nylons or nothing!!!!!

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You might be a crossdresser if rice sizers have become an important part of your everyday clothing.

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You might be a crossdresser if you are walking behind an attreactive women and rather than drool over her butt, you are wondering how yours would look in those jeans. I literally do this all the time and im straight. Lol

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You too huh? :}

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You might be a crossdresser if you, when looking at a beautiful woman start to analyse her makeup instead of her chest 🙂

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You might be a crossdresser if you've ever seen a woman walking in stilettos and wished you could do that without breaking an ankle.

You might be a crossdresser if you've ever caught yourself staring at your lesbian coworker and wondered if you'd have a chance with her if you came out. (Ok, maybe that's just me. Lol)

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You might be a crossdresser of you own over 100 pairs of female shoes.

You might be a crossdresser if you have more womans clothing than male.

 

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