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I have noticed that many of my thoughts, feelings, and actions have changed some since I began to crossdress, some for the better, some not.  So, in the spirit of the "You might be a redneck if.." one liners from comedian  Jeff Foxworthy, please complete the sentence "You might be a crossdresser if..."  For example, You might be a crossdresser if you are more interested in the outfits than the models in the Victoria Secrets fashion show.  Please share the good differences as well as being willing to laugh a little bit too.  I look forward to everyone's comments.

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... if you get makeup as a gift on Fathers Day.

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You might be a cross dresser if your adult children give you a voucher from a dress shop for Christmas.
Mine did, 《3

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As you reach the parking lot for your planned shopping excursion, you realize the femme outfit you wore underneath your "guy" coat doesn't have pockets for your wallet...the momentary annoyance at this inconvenience quickly dissipating as you realize you can add a purse to your list of femme things to shop for!  This happened to me a couple weeks ago; didn't get my purse yet, but the actual feeling that I need one is telling me I'm crossing another bridge on this interesting journey!

Kim

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When you watch romantic comedies and fall in love with the guy by the end of the movie!

When you spend so much time on Crossdresser Heaven- silly girl!

 

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......if the first thing you notice about a girl on the street are her shoes.

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When you are more interested in a feature on makeup running on a day time talk show than your wife is...just happened...got the "...what are you watching...?" inquiry.

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……if the first thing you notice about a girl on the street are her shoes.

I think that this is more of a foot fetish thing   😉

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You are single and have bras, panties, heels and assorted female clothes scattered all over your house or apartment along with make-up in your bathroom.

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You go shopping for some new work clothes, pick up a couple of shirts and a nice modern style jacket,... Then go you your favorite consignment store and buy a Pair of Black Microfibre H&M Ankle Strap Open Toe Wedge Heels sz 41, A Black H&M Flared Mini Dress, a Black Pure by Alfred Sung Dress, a Pink and Black Charlotte Rousse Dress [for sexy time  😉 ], A Horizontally Striped HStyle Long Sleeve Sweater Dress, aWine Colored Old Navy Dress, 2 Pairs of patterned Tights(Le Chateau and Pamela Mann), and 10 pairs of stockings in three different colors (Nude, Black and Taupe) -All NEW with the tags still on them - for less than 100 dollars!
They were all Practically Begging to come home with me... what was I supposed to do? Buy more hangers LOL

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I do check that out and foot fetish yes

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If you cant do the purse or dont want to

then a man bag 💼 is a stealth alternative

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This thread is priceless.... 🙂 Although i haven't actually experienced any of these first hand yet, i can relate to every one of them

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..when the first thing i look at when seeing a woman is her nails...then her heels.  The guy part of me checks out her cleavage....

 

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You spend more time looking at purses than fishing tackle.Lol

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