Nephew: why do you have both ears pierced?
Me: Because I am cheap, it cost $30 to do one, or $40 for both, and earrings usually come in pairs.
N: But your earrings don’t match ( I wear 1 sparkle and 1 stud)
Me: Yes, but I have another pair just like this.
N: Oh, okay
And a nice sweater on a cool fall day is lovely