So that’s who it was! I should have realised by the lovely crinoline petticoats she was wearing – she floated by heading East about 200 feet up, her petticoats pulsating like some kind of aerial jellyfish. I stuck my head out of the window to get a better look, nose wrinkling -there was a faint whiff in the air – a sort of cabbagey pong. She was away in the wind dwindling in the distance.
I was just shutting the window when a michelinwoman floated past, spiralling round and round in a full circle, wearing a breastform vest, well overinflated and …. OMG she’s not wearing any knickers! Now you see it, now you don’t! Wait a second ….. it looks familiar …… I’ve seen it before… somewhere ….