This has been quite a thrill – if painful- ride for some. Who would have thought that a post from Rei on the extra measures required to get a good tuck for the …. unfortunately? ….. well-endowed would lead to experimentation, trial runs and embarrassing rescues, personal injury and the damage of household items such as chandeliers, table lamps and bookcases, things being seen that should have been left hanging up in the butchers shop, the filling in of insurance claim forms, to Dr T.J. floating above the skies of London in Sproutgas(patent pending) filled vintage petticoats, and the accidental launching of the Brabusters dropping H-cups on Frau Merkel? You couldn’t make it up could you?
Monty Python eat your heart out!
Waiting …. with trepidation, bated breath and excitement for mark 2.0. Rei? I heard she is experimenting with facial chin straps.
fortunatelynotsowellendowed, Lady Stephanie Plumb of Smallballs xx