Quite a challenge you have thrown down here, I will do my best,
Just like Trish I will make a start,
A girl like her, with a Northern heart.
In England’s fair land I do reside.
But not the west it is the eastern side.
A land that with a story to be told.
Of hills and dales in this fair wold.
Steel town sits quite nearby.
With fishing folk on the coast do lie.
Working hands toil on the farm.
A language that your soul could calm.
Friendly folk we are known to be.
And known for cakes and cups of tea.
For all my life I have walked this land.
In heels and flats I’ve made my stand.
To proudly state with great desire.
I do live now in Lincolnshire.
Eat your heart out William Wordsworth.