Fun topic and yes I had a Malfunction.
That special day was at Macy’s shortly after I started going out. When I walked towards one of the mirrors on the posts I was extremely lopsided!!! It was one of those OMG moments however I was lucky enough to see this and be able to correct. Could have been really embarrassing had it fallen out in one of the busy isles or escalators. I promptly purchased and much sturdier bra.