A politician traveling through a rural area stops at a nice-looking farm. Announces to the farmer that he wants to address some of the local families. After some time, a dozen or so families are gathered together. Most have never seen a real politician up close. Finding a nice little hill to address the crowd from, he commences to speechify. After an hour or so, he askes for any questions.
One farmer asks him, “Are you aware that you’re standing on a pile of pig sh*t?