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It’s time for a Saturday smile girls…..it can’t hurt to escape for five minutes, can it??? a happy weekend to you all.
Firstly, of course i mean charity…if you ever saw a comedy sketch programme called the ” Fast Show “….you will remember that Dj’s Smashie and Nicey raised tons of money….all for Churdy!!!
Secondly, this is in no way a slur against any type of fundraising…it’s ALL in a good cause and these people do wonders for the needy…..
Here’s the ” on topic ” bit…..I give to charity all the time…every time I buy a skirt or a dress or shoes in a charity shop, we all gain something!!!
I also donate to a monthly lottery, I haven’t hit the jackpot yet…but my cash goes to good causes and it makes me feel good too!!!
Okay……here we go…warning
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop is Grace’s warped mind!!!!
if you watch any daytime TV, in the UK at least, virtually every other advert is asking for cash…from homeless people to endangered species to famine and relief abroad…..and as we approach Christmas, it even escalates…
So when you sign up to send however many pounds/dollars a month to help, do you just tick a box, or do you read the smallprint…..for instance,did you know that if the charity cannot manage to maintain the “good cause”…it may be sent to you, after all…you signed for it….didn’t you??????…
a truck appears in your drive, and begins unloading a 2 ton rhino called Melvyn….where do you want him love???….” but I don’t have a garden” won’t cut it, after all you DID adopt him…..90 pounds of grass a day can be expensive….plus, all that grass has got to come out of the other end, I’m sure the refuse collection won’t include that!!…
Coming home from work, you discover that 26 members of the dwarf ” wherethehellarewe” tribe camped on your lawn….. made even worse when local cats and dogs begin mysteriously disappearing…and all that dancing around the campfires through the night could drive a wedge between you and your neighbours…didn’t think it out did you??
I saw an advert yesterday asking me to adopt a penguin…ok, I now have a penguin called Frank but just how does that work??….are they not all pretty similar??…which one would actually be mine??…if the payments suddenly stopped does it mean a polar bear got Frank….
but if a polar bear got him and the payments didn’t stop, how would I know??, would I be sending my love to the wrong penguin??….oh gosh, maybe I would get a ” Dear Frank ” lettert…!! It’s all a worry isn’t it??
Water wells for umbongoland and crutches for wonkey donkeys are more wonderful causes…but how much do you give?? and where do you draw the line??
Saving elephants from poachers… Just how big a pan do you need to poach an elephant??…a tad bigger than Holly’s broiler I would hope…..and why don’t they just take the pans away from these poachers….20 guys carrying a pan across the Savannah must stick out like a sore tbumb ??? ….
how the hell do you keep a snow leopard happy in an English summer….walkies around the chilled section in Tesco’s could cause a stir…..📣📣 ” child missing in aisle 14 “…..
Just how far could you push your luck??..if someone came to your door collecting for the old folks home…would you give them your grandad???….
zzzzxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxczzzzxx….we now return you to normal service!!??!
….well that’s it really, another delve into my abyss…
Do you give to Churdy??? I do so hope this hasn’t put you off donating…just read the bloody smallprint…..carefully.
This was in fun, I hope I haven’t upset anyone
Smiles and love to you all,
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