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- October 30, 2021 at 12:48 am #566049Anonymous
Happy weekend my lovelies….
I was reading the lovely Kathleen’s post about getting hacked…so I thought I would add this…..
Today may be a Saturday smile for you, ( I hope ) but for me, it’s been hellish!!!!
My laptop had been showing signs of age. Its getting a bit slow, easily confused and seems to lose things so maybe it’s human after all…..I have often thought, maybe I need plugging in and defragging!!…
Well just recently, the letter ” C ” on my keyboard has developed a mind of its own….sometime I get three or four at one tap….or it doesn’t show up at all !!!
It’s amazing but until this happens, you don’t realise how lucky you are. I can be typing an email…and when I read it back, it’s almost another language.
Just logging onto sites, is a nightmare…well it is if your password is race Sccccarlett!!!
Ordering a size 41cccccc bra in erise on Amazon, lick or ollect ???, paying by ccccredit ccccard, ash not accccepted…..it’s bloody rap!!!!…( See how I kept on topicccc and incccluded rossdressing in the post ) 🤣🤣
I just recently got a new ccccoffee maker, that’s when it started to go wrong… did I drip ccccafeine on the ceyboard???….oooops, now it won’t spelll poperly.. dam!!
but suddenly, it works fine again, trouble is, I have developed a one finger typing method where i am really banging on the keyboard!!
( Warning… Confucius say ” man who bang on keyboard may have wife with ” qwerty ” tattooed on bum “…)
everyday stuff is ausing haos in my household. I think a new laptop may be on the ccccards for hristmas….
“Dear father cccchristmas, can you drag a new omputer down the cccchimney on hristmas eve…..heer’s mate”!!!
While I’m venting….passwords!!!!
Like I say, race Sccccarlet just won’t work on my laptop but to change the password I have to type in the original…..BUT I CCCAN’T CCCCCOS THE BLOODY CCCC WONT WORK PROPERLY!!!!!,
and how many passwords do you have????
” They ” reccccomend you have a different one for each site or app or whatever….but never write them down!!!…what the flip????
I an’t remember all of these …….which must ccccontain some upper case, ontaining numbers and Roman numerals. …..and then there’s pin numbers, please don’t start me on pin numbers!!!…..jeez.
Mother’s maiden name, first pet you had ( squash, my very first hedgehog!!! )…..name of your favourite teacher!!!! rikey, I ccccant even remember my first scchool!!!
I was told once to use a password with eight characters….how about ” Snow White and the seven dwarfs”???………….and not a bloody ” see ” in sight……yay!!….bad news….I cccan only use it once….drat
Well, that’s it for now girls, stay safe, enjoy life….and try to smile.
C you soon….Graccccce Sarlett 💓💓💓
- October 30, 2021 at 1:07 am #566056Anonymous
Hi Grae,
I share your pain. Try turning the laptop off, hold it upside down, keyboard open, and use one of your old make up brushes to give the keyboard a good hard brush. See what falls out, and just maybe your key will work better.
Marti xxx
- October 30, 2021 at 7:11 am #566164Anonymous
Thank you…I will do!!
xx
- October 30, 2021 at 2:53 am #566078
Hi Graccce! Oops… I think a new laptop is in order…… May Father hristmas bring you one!
Love and hugs from Stephanie and Polly 💖 - October 30, 2021 at 3:50 am #566093Anonymous
From experience, laptop keyboards are pretty easy to replace, IF you can find a spare. EBay is probably best.
Cccccccconnie
xxx
- October 30, 2021 at 4:12 am #566097Anonymous
hi Grace you’ve done it again you gave me a Saturday smile, I read your what you had written and it made me cccccccchuckle ,
It’s strange i can remember all the school’s i went to but not what i had for my tea last Friday, where i come from our evening meal is our tea 🍵 our midday meal is our dinner 🥗 and if you’re posh you get to have supper before you go to bed, i remember when i was a kid our blankets had sleeves on them and in the morning when my dad went to work he came and took his overcoat off the bed,
We were that poor we used to get our clothes from the army and navy stores i used to hate going to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral, lol XX
Huggs Roz X
- October 30, 2021 at 5:00 am #566108
Hi Graccce,
Thanks for the Saturday smile. Keyboard issues was the excccuse I used for my last laptop purchase. FFFor me it was the FFF key.
Hugs,
Michelle
- October 30, 2021 at 7:25 am #566173Anonymous
No F key!!!….gosh, I probably couldn’t write half my e mails without an F to use!!!!…..haha
- October 30, 2021 at 7:15 am #566167Anonymous
Haha…that’s very funny….I salute you Admiral Roz xx
- October 30, 2021 at 5:04 am #566110
I’d be lost without my asterix and capitalized acronyms.
Have a great weekend Ladies!
PHAT Barb : * )
- November 1, 2021 at 3:15 pm #567183Anonymous
Ooer sounds painful – lost ass to Rick and acr’s to Ron. I should take a bit more care my dear. It’s the C son to be ‘ Olly- aand all those tickles!
you C – meddle in someone else’s chat and your imputed goesawol.Nw can’t C a ting.
anyax
- November 1, 2021 at 3:51 pm #567217
You should get rid of that UK English keyboard. I’m not surprised you can’t see a thing with all that pounding.
“Hi” to Rick.
💋 my *,
💓 Barb 😊
- October 30, 2021 at 5:36 am #566127Anonymous
Hi my bundle of little cccccchucccckles, you always make me manage to spit my cccccccoffee all over table loth first thing on a Saturday morning with your humour (is that allowed now?).
Pass words and pin numbers don’t get me uking started, bloody hell now another key is uked. I ordered a new laptop the other day rom hina, turned out to be a bloody dinner tray. 😂.
Thanks or the laugh Gracccccce, have a great weekend sweetie ❤️Amanda
- October 30, 2021 at 7:20 am #566169Anonymous
rikey…….you might have solved it…I have been banging the keys on my teatray….and eating off my laptop…..I bet there probably a hunk of meatball under the damn key!!!!
Thanks Amanda xx
- October 30, 2021 at 8:58 am #566211Anonymous
Authentic or vegan meatball?, no stop it, naughty Amanda.
Key ingredients then 😂
Not your type of thing 😂.
OK getting me coat, bye.
Lol Amanda xx
- October 30, 2021 at 9:05 am #566217Anonymous
Amanda…that’s good, I love your input on here…please never change….whatever!!!
and I promise you will never find a meat substitute here …Its always the real me….haha
- October 30, 2021 at 7:27 am #566174Anonymous
Grace reminds me today need to cccccclean my keyboard My ttttttt key gets stuck at times. Have manged to unstick the cccc key. Ths post needs to be stickied hehe.
Hugs
Donna - October 30, 2021 at 7:49 am #566186
Oh my gosh Grace your so funny ,sometimes I am amazed how that mind of yours works .
Its amazing.
Now I need to go to the optometrist as my eyes are crossed from all those ccccc’s
LOL.
Hugs Patty
- October 30, 2021 at 7:53 am #566187Anonymous
Thank you Patty….I’m amazed my mind works at all sometimes… haha….
Did you know that on my laptop….
you would be a hat hostess!!!!…..is that like a coat check girl????
Smiles, grae xx
- October 30, 2021 at 7:57 am #566188
Good Morning M’lady. Thank You for giving me my morning laugh. Thoroughly enjoyed this post and the thread.
Do you see how so far I’ve been able to avoid using the letter “cccccc”. Damn, now I’ve ccccaught the virus too. Lukily my omputer is still under Apple cccccare warranty.
Actually my computer has solved the problem for me – I just spell the word wrong and the auto correct spelling gets it right for me – but I guess that won’t work for passwords. Tsk, Tsk.
And yes, I’m a rebel. I’ve written down all the passwords but I do love this new fingerprint password thing. Works great on CDH. No fear of the grandkids breaking into this website.
Thank You, I will have a lovely weekend. And to You as well. Sorry for rubbing it in, but I have a seven day weekend each week and it’s the best. Time to take Sandy for walkies. Big Hugs, Krista.
- October 30, 2021 at 8:06 am #566194Anonymous
Thank you Krista ( so glad it’s spelled with a K )….do apple computers get worms?…..auto correct on my phone is the bane of my life…sometimes I like to spel wurdz rong….huggs, grae xx
- October 30, 2021 at 4:23 pm #566427
Hi Grace,
With the shipping delays and ships held up in ports, best start looking for your replacement now. It might be a disappointing Christmas should none be found.
Alice
- October 31, 2021 at 1:58 am #566571Anonymous
You are so right Alice….people are mass buying for Christmas here already…….xx
- October 31, 2021 at 3:18 pm #566795Anonymous
Good news everyone my t’s are working again. But now lost my enter key. Yes have one of those mechanical keyboards where can take all the keys off. Oh had to redo half of them when putting back got few mixed up.
Donna
- October 31, 2021 at 11:49 pm #566874Anonymous
Goodness Donna
….so now you have a “splerty” keyboard…..how hallenging!!!
…..hang on a minute,
bang!! bang!! bang!!,…
I meant Challenging…😂xx
- November 1, 2021 at 2:44 pm #567175Anonymous
LOL Grace you know how long it took me to figure out where each key went, LOL never take all keys off then clean keyboard then each key. Lucky for me found a picture of it and went by the pic. lol
Donna
- November 1, 2021 at 12:24 am #566876
Grace my Dear, That made my night! Thank You,
Father Christmas, give me a laptop.
I got no time for your silly toys!! Hugs!! Pru
- November 1, 2021 at 12:59 am #566882Anonymous
Pru.
I have just realised ” Control, Alt and Delete ” is on my laptop …..
…I thought it was something to do with marriage guidance!!!! 🤣🤣
- October 30, 2021 at 7:22 am #566172Anonymous
Lisa….you read my mind!!!!
- October 30, 2021 at 12:13 pm #566298Anonymous
Oh olly…sorry you’re struggling with the offee, and its otplate!!!….I like my offee ot!!!!…s*it…now the hhhhaitch is playing up !!!!
Smiles, xx
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