A Fine Little Elderly Crossdresser

[Johanna]

There’s nothing the matter with me,

I’m just as crossdressed as can be,

I have arthritis in both knees,

And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.

My pulse is weak, my blood is thin,

But I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in.

I’m still crossdressed and I can’t get thin,

But I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in.

And arch supports I need for my feet…

Or I wouldn’t be able to go out in the street.

My memory’s failing, my head’s in a spin…

But I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in.

With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,

And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up.

The reason I know my Youth has been spent,

Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went!

But really I don’t mind, when I think with a grin,

Of all the places my get-up has been.

I get up each morning and dust off my wits,

Pick up the paper and read the obits.

If my name is missing, I’m therefore not dead,

So I eat a good breakfast and jump back into bed.

The moral of friends, the tale I unfolds,

Is that for you and me, we are fast growing old….

It is better to say “I’m fine” with a grin

So that people knows, for the shape that I’m in.

[sarasue olson]

I resemble those remarks. LOL

[Brenda Stevens]

Beautifully written. We older crossdressers share in and understand your words. But it’s such a wonderful life and here we are just enjoying and sharing in our lovely feminine side.

[karley delaware]

Hi Johanna…………….this too, is a wonderful poem.  It reminded me of a girl here……………she and I would role play as college girls…………….athletic lesbians……………..had a lot of fun together………………..I think she has “passed” and I miss her very much…………………..She and I relived “missing time” as the girls we always wanted to be…………………Thanks…………..karley

[Anonymous]

Hello Johanna

I just wanted to say I love this poem…in fact I like all of your poems, clever lady

Huggs, grace xx

[Kassie]

Beautiful poem. Thanks for writing x

[Ria Freichuk]

So well written! No matter what life throws at us we are girls at heart and that is the bottom line.

[BigBangtheory]

Dear Johanna,

Since I am about your age I really enjoyed your poem especially the part about where my get up has been! Thanks for the smile you put on my face today. Stephanie

[Anonymous]

Lovely poem.  “My get up and go has got up and went”….I can certainly relate to that; and when I was Dressed to go shopping a few weeks ago, my wife told me  “You look like a little old lady”, which I took as a complement.

Hugs,

Bettylou

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