A good political joke…. (memo admin…. its OK, its clean and not parochial )

[Caty Ryan]

“Polly” goes to a remote country town, sits down with the locals to discuss their problems..

“We need a doctor and a nurse, none for 100’s of miles.”.

Polly goes to his mobile/cell phone, dials lots of numbers,, has two minute conversation.says “they will be here next week”.

“Whats your number 2?”

“No mobile/cell reception”….

Very relevant in this country “ATM” with a Federal election campaign in full swing. More promises being made than you can shake a phone at..

Caty.

[Angela Booth]

A coachload of politicians were off to a convention. On the way the coach crashed in a remote area. It took a while but when the emergency services arrived at the scene there was an overturned coach but no victims. A farmer was standing near the wreck. Puzzled the ambulance personnel asked the farmer what he knew.

‘Well’ he said ‘ I heard an almighty crash and rushed out to see the wreck. There were bodies everywhere so I buried them’

‘ But we had a call from them there were survivors, Where are they’ quizzed the ambulance crew

‘Ahhh’ said the farmer, ‘ They told me they were politicians, they said they were alive but we all know politicians are liars……..

[Dee Frost]

Ohhh….
I didn’t see that one coming!

Dee

[Stephanie Bass]

Thats cute Caty needed a laugh today and you did it ..ha ha ..

Stephanie Bass

[Polly Stewart]

Sounds like New Zealand! Damned Vodafone

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