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    Caty Ryan
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    Registered On: August 27, 2017
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    “Polly” goes to a remote country town, sits down with the locals to discuss their problems..

    “We need a doctor and a nurse, none for 100’s of miles.”.
    Polly goes to his mobile/cell phone, dials lots of numbers,, has two minute conversation.says “they will be here next week”.
    “Whats your number 2?”
    “No mobile/cell reception”….
    Very relevant in this country “ATM” with a Federal election campaign in full swing. More promises being made than you can shake a phone at..
    Caty.
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      Polly Stewart
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      Registered On: January 2, 2021
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      Sounds like New Zealand! Damned Vodafone

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      Stephanie Bass
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      Registered On: November 30, 2019
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      Thats cute Caty needed a laugh today and you did it ..ha ha ..

      Stephanie Bass

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      Eileen Bach
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      Registered On: February 27, 2021
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      A politician traveling through a rural area stops at a nice-looking farm. Announces to the farmer that he wants to address some of the local families. After some time, a dozen or so families are gathered together. Most have never seen a real politician up close.  Finding a nice little hill to address the crowd from, he commences to speechify. After an hour or so, he askes for any questions.

      One farmer asks him, “Are you aware that you’re standing on a pile of pig sh*t?

      Eileen

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      Angela Booth
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      Registered On: August 1, 2020
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      A coachload of politicians were off to a convention. On the way the coach crashed in a remote area. It took a while but when the emergency services arrived at the scene there was an overturned coach but no victims. A farmer was standing near the wreck. Puzzled the ambulance personnel asked the farmer what he knew.

      ‘Well’ he said ‘ I heard an almighty crash and rushed out to see the wreck. There were bodies everywhere so I buried them’

      ‘ But we had a call from them there were survivors, Where are they’ quizzed the ambulance crew

      ‘Ahhh’ said the farmer, ‘ They told me they were politicians, they said they were alive but we all know politicians are liars……..

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        Dee Frost
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        Registered On: September 18, 2020
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        Ohhh….
        I didn’t see that one coming!

        Dee

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