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I have noticed that many of my thoughts, feelings, and actions have changed some since I began to crossdress, some for the better, some not. So, in the spirit of the “You might be a redneck if..” one liners from comedian Jeff Foxworthy, please complete the sentence “You might be a crossdresser if…” For example, You might be a crossdresser if you are more interested in the outfits than the models in the Victoria Secrets fashion show. Please share the good differences as well as being willing to laugh a little bit too. I look forward to everyone’s comments.You might be a crossdresser if you, when looking at a beautiful woman start to analyse her makeup instead of her chest 🙂
You might be a crossdresser if you’ve ever seen a woman walking in stilettos and wished you could do that without breaking an ankle.
You might be a crossdresser if you’ve ever caught yourself staring at your lesbian coworker and wondered if you’d have a chance with her if you came out. (Ok, maybe that’s just me. Lol)
You might be a nerdy crossdresser if you choose female characters in video games just so you can play with all the outfits, hairstyles, makeup, etc. GTA 5 is especially fun with all the shops you can visit and buy new clothes. If only I was as sexy as my avatar in that game….*sigh*
[quote quote=42065]You might be a nerdy crossdresser if you choose female characters in video games just so you can play with all the outfits, hairstyles, makeup, etc. GTA 5 is especially fun with all the shops you can visit and buy new clothes. If only I was as sexy as my avatar in that game….*sigh* [/quote]
Maybe I was subconsciously doing this back when I played World of Warcraft all the damn time. I had several female characters. But I didn’t worry too much about the clothing, hair, etc. Given the standard “camera” view in the game, I figured if I was going to stare at my character’s ass for hours at a time, it may as well be a good view. 🙂
And, to stay on-topic…
You might be a cross-dresser if… You were excited to get an Amazon gift card from your parents, so you can buy some new bras. And a cute top to wear with your pink jeans.
Omg i usedto do this all the time before I told my wife
so many of my clothes were obtained this way
[quote quote=42831]… you only shop for men’s clothes when you absolutely have to, like once or twice a year, but look online and in stores for women’s clothing more days than not. My “crossdressing” wish list on Amazon is huge. It’s bigger than all the other wish lists combined. [/quote]
My list was so big I decided to split it into multiple lists just so I could find stuff! 🙂
I just bought a new pair of men’s dress shoes for the first time in 2-3 years. Just since last summer, I’ve bought 5 or 6 pair of women’s shoes, and I was just looking at Payless.
Hey – have you been spying on me, somehow? 😀
You put on fake nails that are 1/2 an inch past the end of your fingertips (in the same color as your toes) and after bout 5 minutes, you have naturally/automatically made the mental adjustment to life with long nails, …typing, cellphone, picking things up, scratching your face, bathroom stuff, etc. 🙂
Yes! I do this without even thinking about it…was on Macy’s with one of my kids; walking by the lingerie department when all of a sudden they said “…I thought we were looking for shoes are you looking for something else…?” Oops so easily distracted by pretty clothes!!
Kim
if you buy a new panty you like so much that you have to buy them…then when you get home, you realize you already have the exact same one…!
Kim
Now that’s funny, Kim! It reminds me of a few weeks ago when I was with my wife and 11 year old daughter and we were in JCPenney. My wife was looking at rings and taking a long time at the jewelry counter. I was getting bored, so I asked my daughter if she wanted to go look at the makeup section. 💄Then, I was able to also go through the entire women’s clothing area as well, but I tried not to look too interested even though I was dying to try on some of the dresses. 👗😀
On NPR this morning they said Amazon is coming out with their own lingerie line…not sure if I’d make an instant connection between Amazon and lingerie; but they have had a lot of success in almost everything else they’ve tried …may see some of your Amazon wish lists getting longer!!
Thanks Jennifer!
Funny how shopping with wife works…feigning boredom…but literally like “the kid in a candy store” 👗💄👙💃🏻!!
Kim
No one is home and you find your self stripping of the boring male cloths and putting on lacy panties and pad, lacy bra, nylons, dress or skirt and blouse, heels, make up and perfume. Walking around and enjoying your fem side. Or buying female cloths from a web site and can’t wait to try it on. When all dressed up so pretty u want to go out and enjoy your fem side. Sharing it to others is a tough thing. But if your wife know about your dressing up and letting you know you can do what you like to do, then that is a different story. Being all dressed up and then it’s time to get out of fem mode and back to male mode that sucks
The room you in your house you used to refer to as “…the man cave…” has transitioned into something that would be more appropriately referred to as “…the lingerie lounge…”; credit this one to the girls in last night’s chat room…a comment that someone was happily “…lounging in their lingerie…” eventually coining term “lingerie lounge” as a potential name for the chat room. Gotta love ❤️ CDH!!
Kim 😊
when you go to Walmart and look and bras and panties and nylons and buy them. you are a cross dresser when no one is home and you strip off the boring male cloths and put on lacy panties and lacy bra, nylons and dress and then put on make up and perfume and ear rings and heels and have a great time with your fem side out. you are a cross dresser when you have more female cloths then your wife or gf
Between “guy” and “femme” you have so many clothes in a dresser, a
drawer actually breaks…making you realize it may be time for the dreaded four letter word every CD hates P U R G E (ok, it’s actually a five letter word, the E is silent so could we call it four?)…only this time its drab wear that goes!
Yep!😌
Everytime
would love to wear the dresses and skirts and nylons and make up. but going through Walmart, Kmart i like to go to the ladies department and see what i could buy. then its to the make up up section an perfume area. nothing like window shopping for things so when u r a lone u can go buy with out wife or gf asking questions. i buy from internet sometimes for make up and nylons, but bras and dress and skirts stores so i know i have the right fit. nylons i buy from internet. then there is the good will store they don’t ask questions, plus a wide selection of dresses. you must be a cross dresser when there is no one home for hours you strip off your boring male clothing and dress up all pretty and be feminine
You watch professional wrestling and notice when one of the lady wrestlers tights are torn or ripped or sit there and debate with yourself who was wearing the best boots!
Then you watch Supergirl and wonder how her’s never gets a run in her tights with all the fighting she does!
…if you never miss the red carpet shows before the Emmy’s Oscars Tonys Grammys
…if you’re the only guy in the room that notices what shoes the women are wearing
…if you notice the store clerk’s earrings
…you watch chic flicks without complaint because secretly you love them. And they make you cry
…Lifetime and Hallmark are on your favorites list.
…Hallmark and Subaru adds make you cry
…you cry. Easily. And you mascara runs.
…you loved La La Land and wished you could wear that cute yellow dress
…or wished you could be just like Emma Stone
…or wish you could dance backwards in heels
Erica,
LOL about LaLa Land; I really liked Emma’s dresses; kept wishing I could wear them ..meanwhile my wife was commenting that she looked odd…
Kim
You’ve ever been late for work, showed up with lipstick residue on, and everyone in your office thinks that you were late because you were messing around with the woman responsible for the red lipstick. (And possible the remaining hint of perfume)
or…
You’ve had to explain to the tenant downstairs how come your girlfriend (who they’ve never seen) wears her shoes in the apartment all the time.
or…
You’ve had to wear pants out of the house on a hot day because your legs are retaining the pressure marks of the pattern of the fishnet stockings you accidentally fell asleep in the night before.
or…
You have ever gone out for a bikeride wearing full gloves on a warm day to cover up your pretty fake nails.
or…
You’ve ever made it all the way to the car before realizing that you still have earring studs in.
or…
You’ve ever had to lie and tell someone that you weren’t home, because you would need an hour to “undo” your nails, makeup, shower off your perfume, change clothes, and put away all of the femme stuff that you spread all over the bedroom & bathroom.
or… (Oh my – there’s so many more of these coming to mind.)
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