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    • #70213
      Anonymous

      Fair dinkum, stone the flamin’ crows
      I dunno what to say.
      It seems some codgers reckon I
      Should give the game away.

      They reckon my attempts at prose
      Would make old Shakespeare start
      And my usage of the written form
      Would break his ancient heart.

      But, struth, I only seek to scribe
      For all my china plates.
      So I couldn’t give a fat pig’s burp
      What any drongo states.

      My poems are for my cobbers, true
      Dead set, that’s how I feel.
      Or others with a lively heart
      Who’ll listen to my spiel.

      I’ll chat with those who love to chat,
      I’ll rabbit on and on.
      And sometimes I might make some sense
      I hear you say – “Go on.”

      So when you join the forum next
      Or log in just to chat.
      Accept my words as works of art,
      Cos crikey, they are that.

    • #70252
      Caty Ryan
      Baroness

      G’day  Jane,

      Well “spare me bloomin’ days**, “stuff me and call me Olive”and I’ll be” buttered on both sides”, you kicked a “few through  the big sticks “with this one.

      What a bonzer poem! You’ve sure got quite  a few “roos in your top paddock” when you write stuff like this.

      May your chooks turn to emus, BUT not kick your dunny door down!!

      Last but not least, translations from “Strine”, (aka Australian slang), available on request. In the meantime I’m off down the rubbedy for a coldie

      Caty

      **With apologies to a famous Australian poet CJ Dennis

       

       

       

       

       

    • #70254

      Jane……….you never cease to amaze me with your skills. Twas a rollikin tale to be sure me darlin!

      Quite frankly, I would rather read your tomes, than Willy Shakespear any day!

      Lady Veronica

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      skippy1965 Cynthia
      Ambassador

      Oh how I had misses your Aussieisms-as I call them!Thank you for ending a too long drought! 🙂

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