Fun limerick

[Alice Eliot]

In a poll by Fiona (regarding skirt length) Mona submitted the following:

‘Whenever I feel like a flirt
I’ll opt for a very short skirt
It’s oh so revealing
But I love the feeling
Of being a girl who is pert’

This is brilliant, but can we improve?
Take the first two lines and fill in as you wish..

My version:

‘Whenever I feel like a flirt
I’ll opt for a very short skirt
When the wind gets quite breezy
It’s definitely sleazy
But who really cares if you’re caught’

• This topic was modified 5 years ago by MacKenzie Alexandra.

[Barbara]

Whenever I feel like a flirt

I’ll opt for a very short skirt

With thigh highs adorned

You look too sexy she scorned

They’ll look at me as if I’m dessert.

 

 

[Dame Veronica Graunwolf]

Girls………..don’t give up your day job. Seriously……y’all are a hoot!  More….more!!!!!

Dame Veronica

[Gisela Claudine]

Excellent paraphrase.

Gisela

[Deanna Lund]

I had a bit of a different experience the other day. Here is What Really Happened to me.

I had no intention to flirt,

But unknowingly wore a short skirt.

When I sat in the chair

The beauty consultant did declare

You may as well have just worn a shirt!</b

I blushed a lot and apologized profusely. To make matters worse I was wearing men’s briefs instead of panties-my budget,’s been going to make-up. Gee that stuff’s expensive!

I’ll post what happened in the Fashion forum.

Luv

D

I’m a piece of work-in progress!

• This reply was modified 5 years ago by Deanna Lund.

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