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    Grace Scarlett
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    Registered On: February 16, 2021
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    Hello girls….happy weekend💓💓

    I’m let out of the padded room at weekends and they provide me with paper and crayons….so I thought I could take you on a ramble……

    I worry about you girls, seriously, you lot keep me awake at nights. We are all into this wonderful thing we do, in various ways. Some more full time than others, some grabbing every opportunity they can and other waiting for that moment, no matter how long it takes….

    But does it ever cross over into your occupation???….do you think about crossdressing at work, and it diverts your attention, just for a second. Can it cause mistakes and embarrassing moments???…

    Examples….do crossdressers that work in the building trade, always get their foundation right?….do crossdressers who Rob banks prefer hold-ups????…and what about firemen….do they always  grab the right hose???….it’s worrying isn’t it. I worry for your safety and your sanity….

    Do you know of any dwarfs that cross dress???….maybe they prefer knee highs, but how high is a knee high to a dwarf??? gosh, that’s a worry….

    do undercover cops prefer concealer???…and you girls that always carry a clutch???…. shouldn’t you just leave it in the car where it belongs. If you lose it, how will you drive home???…more worry. So many things can go wrong if you have other things on your mind!!!…

    Are crossdressing trawler men sick to death of fish nets???….do crossdressers working in admin always have the right forms???…

    And when you retire…so much time on your hands….maybe you have lots of dinner parties to celebrate…if you only cook chicken and turkey or duck, what kind of breast plates do you serve it on???….

    even after all these years, if you cannot tuck properly, you can still stick out in a crowd!!!…it’s a worry….and when you go for a meal and someone says tuck in !!!….do you look at your plate….or down at your crotch????

    So that’s it really….just needed to get it off my chest quickly, before  the medication kicks in!!!

    unless any of you know any more occupational hazards we should be aware of….

    Smiles….Grace ❤️❤️

     

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      Tabitha Tee
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      Thanks for making me laugh!

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      PY Marshall
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      Morning Grace.                                                                                                                                                            Do  CD gardeners  dig in there heels ?                                                                                                       Do CD milkmen put fresh cream on there face ?                                                                                       Do CD bricklayers in love cement there relationship ?                                                                            Does a CD mortuary employee die there hair ?                                                                                          Is a CD really cross when they dress ?                                                                                                          Would a CD forestry worker have to apply there lipstick tree times ?                                                  Would a CD toilet roll be happy under the sheets ?                                                                                 I am a homeless CD and just wondered if i would have a d dress ?                                                                                                                                                                             Py xx

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      • #492602
        Grace Scarlett
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        Very good PY….but…..

        apply lipstick tree times????

        Naughty!!!!….xx

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      Donna
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      tire guy asks tube or belt

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    • #492411
      Holly Goodrich
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      Do tire repair guys wear tube tops?

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      Amanda Burton
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      Registered On: January 15, 2020
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      Well my little sweet delight you are on fire.
      Would a CD with a broken leg go crutchless.
      Do Cd’s play music.
      Is a singing tranny a radio.
      Is a crossdresser an angry valet.
      Is a trans vest tight.
      Is tucking just a “Balls up” again.

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      • #492541
        Grace Scarlett
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        Amanda ..

        is a ” Trans – vest – tight”!!!….

        How I hate the original word….but that’s brilliant     💓💓

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          Amanda Burton
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          Well me neither Grace, nor tranny, I much prefer crossdresser or trans- sexual, but much need if you are attempting to be funny. Been some cracking replies. xx

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      Donna
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      Does the jeweler polish nails.

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      Effie Jayne
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      🎀🌼 As many know I dress at work, it’s where I actually started dressing when I decided to come out in public..🍭 we have to were a unisex uniform, but from the chest up.. it’s all Effie 😆🦋 and the company is fine with it as long as wear the required ugly pants and shirt 👕😂.

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    • #492341
      Grace Scarlett
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      Oh…c/d singers with a lisp….

      how do they choose the best thongs!!!!…..that’s a worry!!!

       

      (Would Sir Tom Jones have been so famous if he had sung ” the gween gween gwass of home” ???)

      Gwace xx

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      Donna
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      Does the Cd carpenter paint his nails 😁

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      rebekka moore
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      Hi Grace,

      I think about dressing at work all of the time now. We all work at home (pandemic rules) and I do have the option of going to my office. I do about once a week. I am 1 in about 1/2 dozen people that do, in a very large space. No one closer than 30 feet from me.

      Our group is very big on being inclusive of all, so it got me thinking about going into work wearing nice womans slacks and shoes. Kind of a hybrid of the way I dress now. (Gurl jeans and shoes (flats/loafers) everyday and under dressed as well.

      Every time I get a step closer to doing this, I take a step or two back. My wife does not accept what I do at all. So doing this would mean leaving home dressed, which she would see and I can’t imagine what she would think of that. It would be too difficult to leave the house in DRAB, then find a place to change. (I’ve done that in reverse. Go to work in DRAB, then leave and change into my gurl clothes).

      Isn’t is a worry is right!!!

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      Paula F
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      It’s good to see they let you out some, Grace.  Speaking of letting out, my post Covid diet is coming along nicely.

      As I  work security and underdress on the graveyard shift overnight, it is sometimes a must that I  wear overnight security pads.

      PaulaF

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      Regi Kelly
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      Registered On: October 9, 2020
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      Lol, thank you, Grace, and all you ladies for my morning laugh, dont ever change, girl💖💖
      Hugs, Regi👸💕

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      Brianna Bay
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      OMG, you girls are HILARIOUS!!!!
      XX
      B

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      Alison Anderson
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      Do CD carpenters think they have it nailed?

      Do CD politicians try to skirt the issue?

      Do closeted non-commissioned CD naval personnel worry about becoming petty (petti) officers?

      Does a CD cattle rancher wear a muumuu?

      I think I’ll stop here.

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      • #492225
        Grace Scarlett
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        Alison…..you are a star !!! x

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          Alison Anderson
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          OK, just a few more.

          Did the old time CD canal workers take good care of their mules?

          Does the CD baker excel at making buns?

          Do CD generals try to gloss over their defeats?

          After hearing the traditional greeting on St. Patrick’s Day too many times, did the CD bartender want to hear Erin Go Bragh less?

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    • #492192
      Stephanie Bass
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      To our wonderful witty miss Grace ..

      Does a hunter in the woods worry about shooting his mouth off and scaring away the deer ..

      Or does a mechanic worry about how much to charge for a new battery ..

      Does a tire man worry about getting belted when putting on a new tire ..

      Better quit ill be worried sick ..

      Stephanie Bass

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        Grace Scarlett
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        Too late nutty Steph….you seem a worrier to me already….haha.  💓💓

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      Eva Kelly
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      Do horse breeders wear their studs in their ears?

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      Grace Scarlett
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      Oh gosh, more worry….

      you poor window cleaners… don’t you hate all those ladders!!!….

      ( thanks Donna )

       

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    • #492126
      Donna
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      When a fishermen snag a line will he check his legs

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      Bettylou Cox
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      Hi Grace,

      Nurses (my SO) and Paramedics always have lots of patients (we need it).

      Hugs,
      Bettylou

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      Stephanie Kennedy
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      Hi Grace I enjoy stand up comedians and you defiantly have what it takes to be one of the greats Your audience would not care how you dressed. They would come to hear you sense of humor. You are special that is for sure.

      Luv Stephanie

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      Rozalyne Richards
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      Do c/d space men think they are above everyone else,

      That’s all i can think of at the moment x

      Hugs Roz xxxxx

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      Krista
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      Good Morning Grace, now I’m worried about the things to worry about.

      So all of us older CDs who were around in the swingin’ 1960s do we prefer hipsters?

      and do all the fitness CDs prefer pushups?

      and mouthy CDs, where would they be without their lippie?

      Gosh, this can go on and on.  Good thing being retired I have lots of time on my hands, oh when I’m not cooking chicken and being concerned about the breast form.

      Happy Weekend, Hugs, Krista.

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      stephanie plumb
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      Do cobblers wear their heels?  Do grease-monkeys play with their nipples?  Do barbers style their wigs?

    • #492061
      stephanie plumb
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      Grace … as mad as a box of frogs…  thank goodness.

      Do crossdressing Scotsmen fret about their kilts  – after all they are man drab and not skirts!

      Do CD Doctors secretly wish they could wear a nurses uniform?

      Do CD lawyers fret over wearing the wrong sort of wig in court?

      That’s all I can think of for now. So now I will have to worry about it …….

      Steph xx

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      Eva Kelly
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      Do metal workers use bronzer? Do spies hide in their shadow? Do homicide detectives run out of outliner? Do the people at the water department wear their pumps?

    • #492053
      Stevie Steiner
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      Oh my Grace, I think the medications already kicked in, 😂.

      I guess my only concern now is making sure I’m  looking good if I do make any sorta mistake, lol.  Otherwise I would have imploded in my 20’s if I had worried so much about everything!!

      Stevie ❤

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      gloria mundi
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      You are nutty ! …..in a good way.  Thanks Grace. We all could use a good chuckle these days.  Gloria

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