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    Rei Durden
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    I don’t care for the bulge traditional tucking entails with the boys being pushed back up the inguinal canal. In fact that bulge is worse than just leaving everything in standard male mode. Obviously this is taking my anatomy into account and all of us are built in our own unique way.

    My current and most successful method for achieving a really flat look (so far) has been to take one knee high panty hose (if it’s just one is hose singular or plural?) and tuck everything into that. Keeping the elastic band flat and not rolled or bunched up around the base here is key, especially if the clothing you’ll be wearing is extremely tight and revealing.

    I will push back ‘everything’ as far as possible and squeeze my legs tight while taking the foot or so of extra hose and pull that tight up the buttocks. At this point the panties are pulled up with the extra hose hanging out like a tail. That’s then wrapped back around my hip (and that’s then tucked in under the waistband of the panties and tucked back into the crotch)

    Effectively the tuck is now holding the tuck in place.

    Trying to write this clearly has turned out to be more of a chore than I thought and maybe it’s about as clear as mud, but without a detailed picture show it the best I can do. I’m having a lot of success with it.

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      Alice Underwire
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      Well Alice….I have been having real problems….I had a really bad phone connection when I reported my damaged chandelier……

      ……this morning I received a cheque for £2.75 to replace my plastic flower????…

      ” Dear Grace, please find the enclosed money to replace your….. ” sham dahlia”!!!!

      ……..regards.

      Well, I ask you!!!!!!

      Smiles, grace xx

      Hi Grace,

      The deductible ate most of the cost to repair the chandelier.

      Alice

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      stephanie plumb
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      This has been quite a thrill – if painful- ride for some.  Who would have thought that a post from Rei on the extra measures required to get a good tuck for the …. unfortunately? ….. well-endowed would lead to experimentation, trial runs and embarrassing rescues,  personal injury  and the damage of household items such as chandeliers, table lamps and bookcases, things being seen that should have been left hanging up in the butchers shop, the filling in of insurance claim forms,  to Dr T.J.  floating above the skies of London in Sproutgas(patent pending) filled vintage petticoats, and the accidental launching of the Brabusters dropping H-cups on Frau Merkel?  You couldn’t make it up could you?

      Monty Python eat your heart out!

      Waiting …. with trepidation, bated breath and excitement for mark 2.0. Rei? I heard she is experimenting with facial chin straps.

      fortunatelynotsowellendowed, Lady Stephanie Plumb of Smallballs    xx

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        Grace Scarlett
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        Very funny!!!!

        “accidental launching of the Brabusters dropping H-cups on Frau Merkel? “

        Baroness Grace of Snowballs xx

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          Amanda Burton
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          Mine are Double D’s so I just call them D, day bombs.

          (D, days dropped) explosive nipple detonation device.

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      Alice Underwire
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      It said on the news, parts of Germany have been evacuated….they saw these bouncing bombs coming and thought the dambusters were back!!!

      Hi Grace,

      The news reported the evacuation In Germany was because the Covid Rate increase following the holidays.

      Alice

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      Alice Underwire
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      My chandelier cost a fortune to repair….and I’m still finding bits of glass!!!!….very disappointed

      Hi Grace,

      Hope your home insurance policyholders is paid up to date.

      hugs,

      Alice

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        Grace Scarlett
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        Well Alice….I have been having real problems….I had a really bad phone connection when I reported my damaged chandelier……

        ……this morning I received a cheque for £2.75 to replace my plastic flower????…

        ” Dear Grace, please find the enclosed money to replace your….. ” sham dahlia”!!!!

        ……..regards.

        Well, I ask you!!!!!!

        Smiles, grace xx

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      Ginny Virginia
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      Uff, I have so much to learn . . .

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      Amanda Burton
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      and hey presto!!?…. Dr TJ appears..

      we’ve gone full circle!!!

      We are good at that

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      stephanie plumb
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      Dear Rei,

      I finally figured it out after seeing how slim you are in your lovely photos. It’s all a matter of proportionality isn’t it.  Its no wonder you need special equipment, with your slim hips  it  they would be rather more prominent wouldn’t it they?   Don’t worry I won’t tell. hehe.

      Steph 😉😉  🤐

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        Amanda Burton
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        Wait a minute Rei didn’t mention anything about this in her post. Now you tell me Stephanie, bloody hell, completely demolished two settees, armchair, coffee table, and had the most undignified experience of rolling round the front room for days because my testicles were the size of a space hopper, and goodness know what damage I have done to your mental  health cutting me free, and what about Grace’s Flat?

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          Grace Scarlett
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          My chandelier cost a fortune to repair….and I’m still finding bits of glass!!!!….very disappointed

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            Rei Durden
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            Surely you ladies have home and property insurance?
            Self inflicted or not, this is no Act of God!
            I cry “Victim!”

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            stephanie plumb
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            Thank goodness I didn’t get into difficulties!   Fortunately, unlike yourselves, I don’t need such elaborate methods.  Just thinking about that weaponised chin strap thingy makes me shrink and hide like 2poos does when the groomer calls round.

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            Amanda Burton
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            Rei, not sure how I fill out the insurance claim. Catapulted around the room by a genital tucking device, injuries two massive swelling of the testicles, and rubber burns, damaged caused by self bouncing off of furniture.

            Are you sure you were not using a Facial  chin strap against the manufacturer instructions?

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            Grace Scarlett
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            Your funny!!!!…

            I wasn’t even given a form….my insurance man saw I had half a chandelier, with torn panties and laddered stockings hanging from it….and left abruptly….

             

             

             

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            Amanda Burton
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            Should have put down to severe wind Grace, (sprout induced) weather claims never miss,

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            Paula F
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            “Lost Presence Of Mind” is a good cover for most self inflicted occaisions.

            PaulaF

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            Amanda Burton
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            Nice one Paula, will fill out my forms today.

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            stephanie plumb
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            ????   Can you really do that! How do  you get the silicon in without rupturing the membrane?

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            Amanda Burton
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            There is two little air valves under the arms, to much and your Mary Poppins.

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            Grace Scarlett
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            and hey presto!!?…. Dr TJ appears..

            we’ve gone full circle!!!

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            stephanie plumb
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            So that’s who it was!  I should have realised by the lovely crinoline petticoats she was wearing – she floated by heading East about 200 feet up, her petticoats pulsating like some kind of aerial jellyfish. I stuck my head out of the window to get a better look, nose wrinkling -there was a faint whiff in the air – a sort of cabbagey pong. She was away in the wind dwindling in the distance.

            I was just shutting the window when a michelinwoman floated past, spiralling round and round in a full circle, wearing a breastform vest, well overinflated and …. OMG she’s not wearing any knickers!  Now you see it, now you don’t!   Wait a second …..  it looks familiar …… I’ve seen it before… somewhere ….

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            Grace Scarlett
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            Flash of pink…it’s the good doctor getting gas….flash of veined purples, it’s Amanda delivering her forms!!!

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            Amanda Burton
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            “May day, may day, may day”

            Atmospheric floatation malfunction, activated breast form release, controlled wind resistant decent. Deployment of petticoat parachutes imminent.

            “may day, may day may day” two bouncing massive  boobs gone, please inform RAF to destroy before ground damage occurs.

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            Grace Scarlett
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            It said on the news, parts of Germany have been evacuated….they saw these bouncing bombs coming and thought the dambusters were back!!!

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      Hippie
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      That would suck if you had to pee in a hurry. I rather have the buldge then go though all that. Too much work for me.

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      Robyn Drake
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      I might have missed this, but has anyone used Trans Tape?

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      Harietta
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      You don’t always need a tuck, but when I do everything gets pushed inside, place a pantie liner and two tight firm bikini bottoms hold it all in place. Bear in mind that you should watch what you eat and drink the night before, because with your gonads and pecker in there there is less space for your bladder and colin….
      But wearing fuller skirts and dresses rather than tuck I have the thing male ballet dancers wear underneath. Mine’s a thong style and feeling that skirt whoosh over my buttocks…heaven

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      stephanie plumb
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      ‘Last turkey’ Amanda and  ‘Panties and perfume’ Grace  – what can I say!!

      Other than Fab-u-lous  darlings!    I’m not at all musical so I can only doff my knickers to you.  And go rehang my baubles on the tree;  I shook them off  shaking with laughter. And my Tena lady overflowed.

      Christmas songs will never be the same again……

      Big bosies to you both for making my day

      Steph 😍💋💋

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      Amanda Burton
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      Hot of the news press, comes the writers guild conformation, following advanced sales of her Tucking novel “Crossdressing knots”, renown author Rei has been hard at work writing a second follow on novel. The author and writers guild have confirmed the second book in the Tucking series will be titled,”Have you the balls to bungee”. A spokesman for the Author has confirmed a public competition will taken to name the third planned book in the series.

       

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      Amanda Burton
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      Brilliant !!!!!!!!

      What have you started now?????….I’m working on one already….omg….. haha

      Grace ❤️💋❤️

      He he, magic Grace, I think Noddy Holder would join in sweetie.

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      Grace Scarlett
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      With sincere apologies to SLADE….I expect the lawyers are busy already

       

      Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?

      If you think that’s where it goes, no , not at all

      You should pull it tight and tie it

      To the bits that stick out most

      But if your boys turn purple you are toast!!?

      So here it is merry Christmas

      Every bodys voice is high!!

      Tucking is the current craze

      It’s knee highs you must try

      ……sorry, grace ❤️❤️❤️

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      Amanda Burton
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      Jingle bells, jingle bell,

      Tucking time is here

      Control strips, spandex, elastic just for grip.

      Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas on the way,

      OH what fun it is to be a CD every day.,

      Twist  it tight, left and right, swing between the knees, part the cheeks, pull it back, yank it up with ease,

      Jingle bells jingle bells christmas on the way,

      oh what fun it is to be a CD every day,

      Knot it tight wince with pain, then a snap and pop,

      Followed by a twang and Wizz, and another pop, one nut hit the Christmas  tree, the other smashed the clock,

      Jingle bells, jingle bell, A&E for me

      Oh what fun it is to be a CD every day.

       

       

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      Amanda Burton
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      They do say Rei…..no pain, no gain

      …but I wonder if Amanda’s method is breaching ” health and safety” rules????

      Nearly had to dial 999,Grace what the hell does a girl say when she’s found in a compromising position tied up exposed.

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        Mikey Johnson
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        So, Amanda wants to know what to say . . . ?

        Perhaps yes, please, may I have another?  Perhaps not.

        And Stephanie, I can’t wait for the book!

        My sides hurt!

        And don’t ever stop this thread!

        Mikey

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      Amanda Burton
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      If you could lay this out step by step, I’d love a feminine voice!

      OH Rei I can’t,  I still traumatized, the pain, the pain.

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      Amanda Burton
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      Mikey

      i have no idea either….all I can think of is…                          Amanda has developed a lisp and a stutter and is desperately trying to buy ” Oil of Olay”

      Smiles, grace Olay ❤️

       

      God heavens Grace, nothing like that, I was trying out the new tucking technique, ended up with one leg round my head, and both arm tied in the knot behind me arse. Good the pain, but hell of a feminine voice. Was hopping round the front room, then fell into the sofa and got wedged down the back, so I was trying to text with my nose. “help get me out of here”.

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        Rei Durden
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        If you could lay this out step by step, I’d love a feminine voice!

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          Grace Scarlett
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          They do say Rei…..no pain, no gain

          …but I wonder if Amanda’s method is breaching ” health and safety” rules????

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            Well I got there as quick as I could.  After a masterclass in igpay atinlay  from Sammy  about naughty corners,  I understood Amanda’s  call for help immediately.

            The sight that greeted me (blush) I cannot possibly tell you about.  Amanda’s modesty is sacrosanct to me and must be protected at all costs, so my lips are sealed to save her from any embarrassment.  No… its no good … I refuse.

            But it was obvious she had tried to improve on the ‘Rei tucking technique’  by using more  –  a lot more –  elastic, spandex, and  offcuts from control wear.    The reason why lay before, me draped over the sofa next to Amanda’s bottom rearing up from the sofa – is it really that big?  – she looked like a badly wrapped xmas present.   It was a lovely black and blue (more about this later)  bodycon sort of bandage dress.   So Amanda, bless her, was seeking the ultimate smooth frontage – the perfect tuck.  What us girls will do for that look!

            So I got to work disentangling her with eyes averted to protect what little dignity she had  left.  I promised her I wouldn’t look and that my lips were sealed forever.  But it soon became apparent that scissors would be required for the tightly wrapped bits.

            I tried not to look.  I really did. But it was a delicate task and the scissors were pointy and sharp, so I had no choice. Swallowing hard I looked.  I wish  I hadn’t!   Snip….. snip…. nearly there…  gently does it …….. snip…. TWANG!  The whole contraption sprang away across the room and knocked over a table lamp.

            I looked away … too late!

            whisper) blue!   –  they were blue – a sort of purply-blue like Victoria plums!   And I now know what the expression “last Turkey in the shop” means. I gazed upon that which should never be seen and it  will haunt me for weeks. Definitely no Turkey this Christmas , or anything resembling figs or prunes.

            SSShhhh! Don’t tell Amanda I said anything.

            I pulled her out of the sofa and made her a cup of tea.  So everything’s fine now, though she will probably walk like John Wayne for a day or two.

            My lips are sealed, so don’t ask me the details.  I will email you the photo’s later, no charge. But you must swear not to tell Amanda about them.

            Still it has given me some ideas about my next novel. I’m going to call it “The Volvo Strangler.”

            traumatised  ‘ a wheesh ah  hadna peeked’  Steph   bosies 🤐💖

             

             

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            Grace Scarlett
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            Grace is crying again..don’t panic…tears of pure joy….omg

            Steph. please don’t make the ” Volvo strangler” three words wide and two feet long….apart from that, I can’t wait!!!…..xxx

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            stephanie plumb
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            fit de ye mean?  Three words wide and two feet long?

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            Amanda Burton
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            im trying to work out why Amanda has such a big smile, while tied in that position….hang on, I have the picture upside down!!!…….oh my!!!

            Wait you have pictures, you can’t possibly hang them Grace, my hair wasn’t done properly at the time, and I have no lipped on,

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            Grace Scarlett
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            Amanda…. you’re right about the lippy but your hair was perfectly parted….hang on…maybe I did have the picture the right way up…..gosh, I can’t make head or tail of it now.??

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            Amanda Burton
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            Oh my God Grace what are you trying to say here?. I have face that looks like an ass, or and ass that looks like my face? Wait a minute!!! Omg I put lipstick on my bum and pile cream on my lips, Grace you must be able to tell, you must, you must,look closely any elastic marks sweetie?

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            Grace Scarlett
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            Honey….I just can’t tell, everything’s so…….purple???

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            Amanda Burton
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            Oh what shade purple, does it match my nail polish and lippy?

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            Grace Scarlett
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            Haha…your actual post is three words wide and two foot long….a book like that would not fit in my bookcase…..

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        Grace Scarlett
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        Gosh…..now that is a picture I WOULD pay money for !!!

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          Just emailed them to you darling.   Our secret.

          conspiratorially, Steph  💖

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            Oh my God Stephanie, I didn’t recognize you as a fire fighter, gosh the response was fabulous. Gosh so degrading, undignified and embarrassing, what must you have thought?. Gosh you touch was so soft and gentle.

            Gosh you took pictures I am so shocked, I trust they won’t appear on X rated sites and Grace they won’t appear in your photo albums. I trust the new novel will not disclose the identity of the “Volvo strangler”. What would the other girls think, my reputation oh my reputation.

            I am so swollen I feel like I am rocking on a birthing ball and look like Jake the peg, oh Stephanie how am I going to look you in the eyes again after such intimate contact, was the sight to much to bare. Portray me kindly on your pages as you write, I beg.

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            You are welcome dear.

            Apart from flashbacks of a  disturbing nature and a slight black eye from where that panty hose clipped me as it shot past I am quite well, and pleased I could be of service.   The photos were not taken to embarrass you – they are for Rei to include in his forthcoming “Guide to the ultimate tuck”  in the “don’t try this on your own chapter.”  Don’t worry, I protected your identity – its not your face that will be featured.  The pics were taken from the rear end.

            I don’t think Grace will include the ‘last turkey in the shop’ pics in her albums – OMG another flashback – alongside her beautiful face. ( That reminds me of somebody – Photo Phil – but that’s another funny xmas story.)

            I have had to cross a few more items from my xmas food list though. I just can’t face anything with wattles or pigs in blankets, de’ils  on horseback, brussel sprouts or walnuts.  At least xmas pudding …..  perhaps not. Oh well, it’ll hae ta be the porridge instead like.

            Don’t worry about the book – Rei is the strangler. But you might be one of the victims. Just a small parts in the story.

            bosies  🦃

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            Oh Stephanie, the more I read your post, the deeper my depression has become, not only have I psychologically damaged  you, but you have sustained an injury too. I am in floods of tears and shut myself in my bedroom. I ruined your Christmas dinner. Can it possibly get any worse. Ten boxes of tissue and their wet contents lay scattered around my bed along with ice cream tubs and chocolate wrapper, I need that Bridget Jones time. I can’ the help the theses moment of stress, did she think my bum was big, is it big, “oh my God” waxing due, please tell me, no don’t, yes, do, I have to face it, was I “fluffy” oh no my arse is going to be  immortalized to the world with a beard, no wonder Grace was confused. Can you ever forgive Stephanie,  I am truly sorry.

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            Now whose being a being a drama queen?

            Don’t worry, you can’t have psychologically damaged me any more than I already am.  Lot’s of the girls on this site probably think I am deranged or insane,  and I know that at least one think’s I’m a pathological narcissist. But I only really get crazy around the full moon.

            Xmas dinner isn’t ruined – I fancied a vindaloo really anyway. And tandoori chicken.  And tarka dhall. Yum yum.

            I can put your mind at rest. You are not the bearded lady. Though it was rather red –  a ‘slappit airse.’  Come to think of it – maybe a tad downy.  Out of focus anyway. I was more interested in zooming in on your … er… the….  you know what.

            Nothing to forgive, so dry your eyes and come out of that bedroom. I still love you just as much as before.  So that’s and end to it.

            bosies 💖

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            Gosh Stephanie, your such a dear friend, and your certainly are not deranged sweetie. I must confess I did have a lot of vodka last night too.  I do like your taste on Christmas dinner. I will now dry my eyes and dig my way out of the bedroom, oh dear what a mess,ice cream and chocolate all over the duvet, gosh smells like a pub too. Oh God has my bedroom exploded I look a mess. Thank you sweetie ❤️u. Drama over, well till the next time at  least. XX

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            im trying to work out why Amanda has such a big smile, while tied in that position….hang on, I have the picture upside down!!!…….oh my!!!

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      Amanda Burton
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      Ha ha, I love ya Amanda! ❤

      Ahhh thanks Samantha ❤️yah too.

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      Amanda Burton
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      Or maybe they are  exchanging coded love letters?

      Oooerrr  Steph xx

      No way Stephanie, I can’t be unfaithful to you and Grace.

       

       

       

       

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      Ollay, owhay ayay ikelay emay ownay?? 😅  Ihay Amandanay!

      I hay Amanthsay, ovinglay, ouyay ownay ouyay Igpay Atinlay ovelylay xx

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      Well done Rei

      This post is now so long….you have to go into a decompression chamber once you get up from the bottom

      gaspingly, grace xx

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        Yes…. at last!   Grace has missed a trick here….. too many JD’s ?

        Rei also has to go into decompression when he lets Jack out of his box.  With trembling fingers he undoes the knots – which will have tightened up under the strain –  and   Whhhummpp!  It must be a bit like an airbag going off.   And watch out for the whiplash from the elastic bands and the ‘hose tail’ being released!

        ThankingGracefortheopportunitytohijackherreplyandstandingwellback,  Steph xx

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        Rei Durden
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        Well Grace, the subject matter that started this whole thing is apparently also…….lengthy.
        Did I just go there? Yes indeed! LMAO

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      Amanda Burton
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      As tho I dont know what’s being said…😅 lol hey I’m gonna start writing my replies in pig latin, maybe even pig latin spelled backwards 🤪🤯

      Igpay atinlay wow Samantha, fabulous. He he. xx

       

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      Amanda Burton
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      Oh yes….Stephanie actually thinks speaking Scottish will keep her off the naughty step…

      Well, Sammy’s Christmas present ” the A-Z of Doric” is in the post………

      or so I hear !!

      While Rei’s new novel…” Crossdressing knots I have used..fact or fiction”…is on my Santa list..

      Love you Rei…you made my year!!

      Grace ❤️❤️

       

      Well I put an order in for the Stephanie Jackie Collins plumb new hot Novel. Titled “Volvo”. Plus her short stories of 2poos woodland adventure thrillers, who killed bunny chase a squirrel and pheasant for dinner.

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      Dear Rei,  who is “built in a unique way.” – oh poetry!

      To need to go to such lengths you must have a  “boaby  a’ looks like a bairns airm hauldin an apple.” as they say in Old Scots. (I’m not sure how much longer I can hide behind linguistic variations whilst not using any rude or anatomical words, without appearing deranged.)

      In other genders this may prove to be a huge asset, in ours it requires ingenious methods to hide or supress it.

      The point is – thankyou Rae, for providing us with – and allowing us to hijack – a  hugely  (that word again!) entertaining post, that has lit up CDH and brought some truly amazing talent to the fore.   It is just what we need in these dark times.  And apologies to those who may not appreciate our humour ( all one of you – I hope).

      So Rae, a challenge.  Have you got any more suggestions for the use of engineering to solve cross dressing problems?

      Waiting, with keyboard at the ready   Steph  💖

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        Grace Scarlett
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        Oh yes….Stephanie actually thinks speaking Scottish will keep her off the naughty step…

        Well, Sammy’s Christmas present ” the A-Z of Doric” is in the post………

        or so I hear !!

        While Rei’s new novel…” Crossdressing knots I have used..fact or fiction”…is on my Santa list..

        Love you Rei…you made my year!!

        Grace ❤️❤️

         

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          As tho I dont know what’s being said…😅 lol hey I’m gonna start writing my replies in pig latin, maybe even pig latin spelled backwards 🤪🤯

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            Ello hay Samantha , or rather hay ello?   Nah – I’ll stick to the Buchan claik for hello  – Fit like?  or even Foos yer doos?

            I’m gonna do a post on local sayings from around the CD world.  I just hope the title won’t send me to the naughty corner again.

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        When inspiration strikes again, I’ll be here in a hot minute!

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      Kitty Van Curen
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      Excellent advice, Rei! I do similar. I also wear the tightest pair of panties as possible at-all-times, …tight enough to cause discomfort and pain, constantly! lol! I feel the sacrifice is just to achieve our dreams of being a passible female. I feel it’s deserved to us, it’s our ‘penance’ !!!

      Thanks!

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        stephanie plumb
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        All this stuff about tucking, contraptions, panty hose, elastic bands, string, chandeliers  and pouches and all the general chat about the almost insurmountable problems of holding it all in, and bulges, and squeezing, prodding, stuffing,  and half-way-to the-knees, and things dropping out, and pain!  was making me feel rather inadequate.

        But hold on! Light-bulb moment! It is a good thing.  Mine must not have been fully masculinised.  Size 12 panties works for me.  What a lucky girl I am!

        Steph P

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        Rei Durden
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        Kitty! Similar how?!
        Details details, let’s fan those flames 🔥

        …….seriously though, I am genuinely asking,

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          ok! ok! ..I sometimes will take 1 leg of a hold up and cut it to a length where it can be cut to fit after being pulled tight to ‘hide’ everything. Then, pull my panties up -over- that. It can conceal pretty nicely and give a flat profile. 🙂 It’s pretty simple, but it stops any unwanted ‘poking’…?!

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            NICE! Thanks for sharing that useful tidbit.

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            Kitty Van Curen
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            Welcome, Rei! 🙂

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      I wear normally size 8 panties so, i started purchasing size 7’s and add a pantie pad stuck to the crotch and this does wonders for hiding him and those , nothing shows . Just a thought and its simple and pads are easily purchased at and on line at my Walmart . Leslie

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        Rei Durden
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        Thank you Leslie for your advice.

        I have actually tried out that method and…….. (I’m sure I’m adding fuel to the fire here, lol)

        ……..the ‘spillage’ required so many pads that I would have been better off switching to a classy pair of adult diapers!

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        Leslie

        Your tip is so straightforward and welcome, but I’m so glad you did not post it three weeks ago.

        Look below at the utter carnage, farce and absolute hilarity that the CDH sisterhood would have missed…

        bless you for your delayed thought ( and for solving the problem without the use of knots )

        a STILL giggling, grace ❤️

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      Philma Bierstein
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      Thank you Dala, I’ve had my eye on a few gaffs (like this) but getting a real persons advice and experience is worth its weight in gold!

      If you think you might be between sizes, go smaller.  Once everything is “in place”, pull the thong straight from the back horizontally (NOT up!) and it will flatten nicely, and allow the waist to sit high on your hips as it should.

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      stephanie plumb
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      This is a true story with some (slight) connection to this thread.

      It was years ago when I was working in IT. (Note:  everything I’ve done was years ago, mostly in the last century.)  The IT manager had a personal assistant – a very attractive and well spoken young lady.  The sort who you would describe as “never saying boo to a goose,” though she was just a bit self-important.    Anyway a chap from another office asked her out on a date.

      The following day someone asked her how the date went.   “Well ” she said “He’s got the longest pair of boll ( edited)  – testicles – I have ever seen. They hang half way down to his knees!”    Stunned silence.

      If he was a cross dresser he would definitely need one of Rei’s contraptions or Mikey’s pouch.  Or he could pass them up his back and sling them over his shoulder – an ‘over shoulder boulder holder bra’ would be useful.

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        Grace Scarlett
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        Now it’s all becoming clearer!!!…

        Perhaps this guy with the big…….

        ..ego, is the person Rei had in mind when she revealed her….” Tuck it in the knee highs” approach…

        got it!!….thanks Rei darling.

        Smiles, grace💋

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          LMAO!!!!

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      Amanda Burton
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      Yikes!!  Pull it back and tie it in knots?  I can’t do that!  Not with my anatomy.   And then sit on them?  “POP!” 0r even “POP!  POP!” comes to mind ( that would help with the tucking problem), or at the least “Oooowwwwwwww!!!”

      No thanks, I’ll stick with tight panties for now.

      😱😰😨

      “pop, pop” mmmmmm 2mini haggis anyone

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        stephanie plumb
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        Yum yum !   Another bush tucker trial –   squashed testicles,  neeps and tatties. Washed down with a large glass of Zinfannydel.

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      Patty Phose
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      I usually don’t tuck. I just watch what I wear. But those are good tips.

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      Hi Rei – this thread will never end, right?  Such fun!

      But seriously, I concur with Dala – I have several gaffs from En Femme and they work very well and are (mostly) comfortable.  But there is one in which you tuck all your bits into a pouch, tie it shut, then pull everything WAAYYY back.  It looks great, but be careful sitting down!

      Hope that helps!

      Mikey

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        Yikes!!  Pull it back and tie it in knots?  I can’t do that!  Not with my anatomy.   And then sit on them?  “POP!” 0r even “POP!  POP!” comes to mind ( that would help with the tucking problem), or at the least “Oooowwwwwwww!!!”

        No thanks, I’ll stick with tight panties for now.

        😱😰😨

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        Rei Durden
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        I smile every time I get a notification this ones still active.
        I shouldn’t laugh but that be careful sitting down comment had me LOL!

        I am convinced, I’m going to try on of those out. Thank you.

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          Ha!  You’re quite welcome.  And you absolutely should laugh!  Until you sit down . . .

          Mikey

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      Dala Carlian
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      I have gotten a flat front thong gaff from En Femme that works really well.

      This is the gaff that I chose, and it’s a good fit!

      https://enfemmestyle.com/max-smooth-gaff-in-royal

      Good luck,

      Dala

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        Rei Durden
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        Thank you Dala, I’ve had my eye on a few gaffs (like this) but getting a real persons advice and experience is worth its weight in gold!

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      In the recent past I purchased a product called “V-Panties”. it was the equivalent of a breast plate but intended for the lower part of the anatomy. I got the one with the catheter in it so you didn’t have to remove it to pee. Not having any frame of reference or any instructions as to how this thing worked, A little trial and error was in order.
      I discovered that without a ‘Go-Girl’ peeing while sitting was going to miss the bowl entirely. I also discovered that you had to get the end of your urethra to the hole before you finished pulling it up. I also discovered that fingernails are the enemy of ALL pull over silicone plates.
      but more to the tucking…
      The form basically forced the male parts back into the scrotum in a way that was both comfortable and didn’t effect the flow when peeing. After the form basically ripped apart because yours truly was not careful enough with my fingernails, I discovered that it was possible to tuck a flaccid unit onto the scrotum and pull the scrotum up and over the unit to keep it tucked. It takes some practice and I end up using one thumb to push it in there and the other to adjust. With a tight pair of undies things don’t pop out and it’s very easy to use the facilities and get things back together in a short time. There seems to be a small hollow spot just above the base of the unit, so I fill that with a small piece of cloth and get a perfectly smooth look as a result. When ‘going’ I just drop the cloth into the lowered undies until it’s time to pull things back up.
      hope that helps…

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      Tuck, tuck, goose!

      Is that when your tuck is holding your tuck in place and someone grabs your arse?

       

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      The unclockable t tape works great jus wish it did not cost so much

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        Rei Durden
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        Hi Gina, I meant to come back and thank you for recommending this product but it may have gotten lost in all the fun!

        Better late than never though. have you had a lot of experience with this product?

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          I have not got to go out much but the 2 times I used it it worked well, only problem they are just good for one use mostly

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      Amanda Burton
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      Tonight’s bush tucker trial,

      Amanda ‘s nuts

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      That’s where the elastic bands come in…….

      A lot cheaper than surgery and you can do it yourself.  I am sure Vet’s use this technique, so it should be safe.  Just make sure they are tight enough.

      Eventually they will turn black and drop off.  Shrivelled walnuts – not much good for earrings though.

      If surgically removed you could have them embalmed. And hang them on the front door knocker.  If they are smaller than Rei’s ( sorry Rei ) they might do as earrings.

      🥜🥜

      I was thinking more about those stoopid fluffy balls that all women have dangling off their handbags…. 🤣

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      Seren
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      Have any of you thought about having ‘them’ erm, removed?

      from what I’ve read it’s a relatively simple op, quite common amongst trans women.
      I certainly don’t have any ‘need’ for them and the idea of the ‘improved’ shape is very appealing

      S xx

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        Henrietta Talmadge
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        Well that’s certainly one way to be proactive about prostate cancer!  Has anyone discussed this procedure with their primary care doctor?  I guess I’ll have to decide if I want to continue using prescription testosterone or simplify my life and say good by to the boys.  Interesting that I never considered this option before but I can’t help but think it would really drop my libido as low as it could go and I don’t know that it’s a goal I want to reach.

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          Jane Don
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          I tried talking to my Doc–But she won’t even discuss hormones let alone anything else-

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        stephanie plumb
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        That’s where the elastic bands come in…….

        A lot cheaper than surgery and you can do it yourself.  I am sure Vet’s use this technique, so it should be safe.  Just make sure they are tight enough.

        Eventually they will turn black and drop off.  Shrivelled walnuts – not much good for earrings though.

        If surgically removed you could have them embalmed. And hang them on the front door knocker.  If they are smaller than Rei’s ( sorry Rei ) they might do as earrings.

        🥜🥜

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        Grace Scarlett
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        Oh Seren honey

        What an idea!!

        You could buy any type of panties, and they would all fit!!!…..but it’s a bit….final!!…and I expect more than a few S/O’s may well have an opinion on this……

        …..but what a pair of keepsake earrings!!

        smiles, grace 💋

        (Rei, with this topic, you have created a monster!!!!)

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      Samantha Roarke
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      Tuck, tuck, goose!

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      Grace Scarlett
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      Stop it Stephanie!!!

      This gets more confusing every post, that is unless you come from Derbyshire in England……….. or to be precise, the market town of Bolsover….apparently they have perfected the ” Tuck”

      Smiles, grace 💋

    • #407253
      Amanda Burton
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      Rei

      Tuck holding a tuck in place …  interesting.

      Do you call your method a “tucking tuck?”

      Volvo hatch back Stephanie, 😂😂😂😂😂

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      stephanie plumb
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      Rei

      Tuck holding a tuck in place …  interesting.

      Do you call your method a “tucking tuck?”

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        Rei Durden
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        Considering the job the knee highs are performing I was trying to come up with a clever reference to the other bits hanging down to the knees when ‘unsupported’

        Thoughts?

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          stephanie plumb
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          I don’t know about that ……    Fortunately I don’t have any bits that hang down to my knees!!! No wonder you need all sorts of stuff – like  tights and elastic bands to get yours under control.

          Gravity is the cause. It’s such a weak force we can throw our bra’s into the air and shout “Hurrah!”

          And the “PING” from a bit of elastic can propel Grace up into a chandelier …..  I just can’t get that image out of my mind! Brilliant. Been in a good mood since yesterday, can’t stop smiling.  My wife thinks I am going doolally.

          But it’s also very, very powerful,  because it holds  us to the planets surface whilst it’s spinning round at 26,000 miles an hour.  Even that airborne bra falls back onto your head. Fortunately though – unlike real ones – our breasts don’t head towards the planets surface.

          Let your bits loose and they – at least in your case Rei, it seems – head for the floor, swinging there and knocking against your knees!   Come to think of it –  Amanda’s nuts fell to the floor.  Stop it! Enough. Disturbing visions.

          But …..  not powerful enough, it seems,  to bring Grace down from her chandelier.  All sorts of scenarios flash through my femme brain as to exactly what was keeping her up there.

          Steph 😀😀

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      michaela jane
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      I’m still trying to visualise knee high pantyhose. LOL

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    • #407136
      stephanie plumb
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      Sorry Rei,  I seem to have hijacked your post somewhat. I didn’t mean to!  Honest! I just couldn’t stop laughing at imagining Grace hanging from a chandelier.

      But you have to admit – your method is wonderful fodder for a bit of humour due to the images it conjures in the mind.  Thanks for taking the time to explain it to us. It think it was worth the effort you put in.  I’m sure in practice it works well.

      Now, where are those knee highs?

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        Rei Durden
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        No worries Stephanie, I had a couple of good chuckles myself!

        Once you release stuff out there it takes on a life of its own, it belongs to all of us!

        Best wishes, Rei

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      Sa•man•tha
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      Totally sympathize with you here, because sometimes the mound (known scientifically as the “mound of venus” or mons pubis) can be kind of an issue.  And I’ll say no more, but if I could tell the story here…oh my 🙄

      Sweeping it all back creates other issues for me, so I just kinda deal with it lol not so big a deal with a skater dress but with leggings?  Yea.  Haha.  I find a bit of tape helps tremendously.

      Thanks for posting up with your take on something I think we all feel concerned about, and do a little differently.  The best way is any way any one finds helpful 😊  Hi Rei!!

       

      …and to think, there was a time when Volvo enjoyed a reputation as the safest car on the road 🤔

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        stephanie plumb
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        OOOerr!  Sammy!!  – Mons pubis!   Blush.   I think I climbed a peak of that name or similar in the Italian Dolomites back in the ’90s!

        And I might rethink those elastic bands…..

        Steph 😀

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    • #406925
      Paula F
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      I worked out how to tuck way back in the 1970’s.  Back in those dark ages, we had no Youtube or internet to learn how, and certainly no books were allowed in print that described the process.

      Rei, I had to reread your process a couple of times while picturing it in my head and I do think I got it, finally.  Back when I was figuring it out was about the time we young boys were ‘enjoying’ our first gang showers in gym at school.  Seeing a bunch of 12 and 13 year old boys try to ‘out size’ each others gifts of manhood (tongue in cheek there) was actually very entertaining.  I was secretly glad that even then, I was smaller there than any of the rest of them.

      After much trial and error, I found the typical tuck worked fine for me and everything stayed up and back with a proper fitting or slightly tight pair of panties.  As I matured, most of me got bigger and bigger, but the boys didn’t grow much at all, which I didn’t mind at all, since they became easier to hide as I got accustomed to being tucked everyday, I actually loved pressing up against a counter edge or leaning forward against something and feeling nothing protruding down there.  The little boys never did grow into any sort of ‘gift’, other than maybe a decorative miniature, compared to other men, and certainly nothing close to my men friends ‘gifts’.

      You will eventually find what works best for you and is comfortable for a long evening or day out shopping, just be careful and do no damage.

      PaulaF

      Now, where did I park that Volvo?

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      Amanda Burton
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      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, well I am crying now and joined the wet knicker brigade. How on earth do you  end up with a “volvo” in your knickers. Hello sweetie can service your volvo. “oh your are naughty, but I like you”

      Priceless, oh madam your nuts have fallen off the cam belts to tight.

    • #406912
      Robin Girly
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      Rei. Because I’m a total girl in bed I don’t use my little penis for sex anyway

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    • #406883
      stephanie plumb
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      Wrapping his gubbins up in panty hose?  I dread to think where  the elastic band goes?  – Oh!  – I’m a poet but I didn’t know it.    Surely …… not a strangle hold on your “boys”?    That’s how they castrate horses isn’t it?    And I have no wish to have a tail.   My coccyx is  enough for me thankyou!

      Ermm  … is the female anatomy completely flat (blush)  down there?  Isn’t there a volvo (can’t bring my shy self to use the right word) mound thingy down there?  (blush)

      No, I am going to wear Grace’s tight cerise panties instead. A “camels foot” is good enough for me.

      Stephanie P 💋

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      Grace Scarlett
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      Thanks Rei

      Once the fire brigade cut me down from my chandelier, I was ok….I think I will heal, and that was some PING …next time I will hold the tail a bit tighter!!

      so glad I had my mobile tucked down my bra ( thanks Emily) so I could call for help.

      Seriously Rei….for so long I have read a zillion articles about tucking, and I still don’t get it so I always go back to tight panties, which seems to work for me…like you say, we’re all different, maybe my “boys” are really just “kids”…

      big smiles Rei,

      grace 💋💋

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        stephanie plumb
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        Hi grace

        I hope you don’t mind but I have been in your knicker drawer and pinched a pair of your panties to be able to reply to  Rei’s post.   I will get you a new pair ( I know your size now!)  and sneak them back in somehow  when you are looking through your photo album.

        Steph 💋

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          Grace Scarlett
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          haha…omg…I’m two pairs down now cos I’ve literally just wet myself….

          brilliant,

          wet huggs, grace 💋

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            Grace Scarlett
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            OMG..I just changed and now I’ve read your post…. make that three pairs….stop it Steph, I can’t see!!!

            haha

            Tiepin blyndly, grass cc 🙃

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            stephanie plumb
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            Cant see?    You certainly seem to know how to pee.

            How sweet … I have never caused anyone to pee themselves before.   Have you seen the Tena adverts?  You can get them in black these days as well, but unfortunately not in  cerise.

            BTW they are running out of those lovely panties on Amazon now.

            Steph 🩲

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      Robin Girly
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      My tucking is much easier.I’m not very big .When wearing leggings or skinny jeans or slacks I have panties and a body shaper that makes me flat.

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