Techno shopping is simple….isn’t it???

[Anonymous]

Okay…a bit risque…and I fully understand if it’s closed….but it’s honestly all done in fun….smile girls……

 

So the internet is not all plain,

It’s a different “kettle of fish”,

what you want or what you get,

is not always what you wish!!!

 

Old bill’s hens needed a ” man”

so on E-bay he ordered a c**k,

 poor old guy is still off work,

laid in bed and deep in shock.

 

Sailor Sam bought on Amazon,

some buoys to tie to his dingy,

two lads came in bondage gear,

and they got really clingy!!!???

 

Steven wanted creeping plants,

with predictive text??, the fool,

he has ordered a dozen clitoris,

to climb up his garden wall!!!!!

 

Melanie had an access problem,

a rear passage badly cluttered,

man, funnel and hose arrived,

bend over darling he muttered.

 

William fancied new music,

you guessed it, he ordered CD’s,

Su and Stella came to his house,

ooerr, the she’ s were he’s!

 

Buying on line is so wonderful,

and it can answer any question,

but please think really carefully

is my number one suggestion!!!!

 

Smiles, grace ❤️❤️❤️

 

[Paula F]

Always check the item description before hitting that ‘buy now ‘ button, and not the ‘bi now’ one.

PaulaF

[Anonymous]

😂😂😂😂😂 xx

[Krista]

Hi Grace, like Paula says, check the description. Not only that, but also check the reviews.  So how satisfied were Old Bill, Sailor Sam, Steven, Melanie and William.

Oh and Grace, FYI, I added some new photos to my private gallery, Summer 2021.  Have a peek my friend.  And I will be adding a lot more next week.

Cheers, Hugs, Krista.

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