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“WATCH OUT!!!! I hit the brakes. I was just about to rear end the car in front that had stopped at the lights. Phheeww! That was close.
Why? Was I inattentive? On my mobile? Half asleep? Day dreaming about CDH?
No. It was the lovely young blonde girl walking on the pavements fault. She was stunning. She was wearing a dark emerald green thin-cord mini skirt, opaque tights and black suede ankle boots. I barely noticed anything else, it was all about the skirt.
She took my breath away ————- and my eyes off the road.
I wished I could look like her. In my dreams! But ….. the green cord mini skirt? That I could do, or something similar. I just had to have one!
So later a trawl through Amazon clothes. Nothing. No joy. Disappointment. So I did a google search ….. and eventually hit the jackpot!
French Connection were advertising a “Bayou Green” cord skirt, reduced from £65 to £19! YES!!! What a bargain! And in my size too. The colour was a bit darker, maybe, but close enough. My heart was in my mouth! With trembling fingers I threw it into my online basket and rushed thru the purchase process in case it went suddenly out of stock.
I collected it from the DPD collection point at Homebase this morning. My excited fingers had trouble getting up the QR code I needed from my phone, which was annoyingly being a bitch.
I sat in the car – the package was beckoning me to rip it open – but I summoned up all my girlish willpower and resisted. It wasn’t easy, I can tell you. No, I would wait until I got home. Lets not spoil the moment.
I got home. It had to wait until I had got dressed. So I put on my best bra and panties, my favourite blonde wig, Size DD forms, hoop earings, pendant necklace, three inch heeled chunky ankle boots, and a white/blue/green stripy jumper with lurex sparkles in the green stripes.
I logged on to CDH ready to share with you my excitement … or disappointment?
So there it is beside me, unopened. The time has come. I pick it up and open up the bag and reach inside ………
Stephanie P 😉
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