- January 6, 2021 at 8:37 am #428236AnonymousInactiveRegistered On:Topics: 58Replies: 1713Has thanked: 7773 timesBeen thanked: 9458 times
another nutty post to beat those virus blues…it may make you smile….and if it does….my job is done❤️❤️
Imagine ( whether you go out or not ) you are walking down the street, looking beautiful, feeling a million dollars and clip clopping in your finest heels…..get the picture????, good….
as you pass a really really really really old car, a hunk/beauty is stood with the bonnet/ hood up….and asks….. excuse me darlin’, my fan belts snapped, could I ask you for your stockings/ tights to use as an emergency fan belt to get me to the nearest garage…..would you stand there and peel off????…reminding you it could either be a beauty or a hunk asking, depending on what you fancy……
For Stephanie Plumb, please substitute roadside for field, car for really really really really old tractor and hunk/beauty for tractor/ tractoress driver…..dying to hear how brave you would be!!!!!……
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- January 8, 2021 at 7:43 am #429323stephanie plumbBaroness - AnnualRegistered On: November 17, 2018Topics: 135Replies: 1675Has thanked: 2604 timesBeen thanked: 7388 times
It appears to be a sort of home-made mankini/gaff hybrid, constructed from pantyhose, bra strap extenders and cerise pink and grey neoprene straps? Wait… there is a label … I bend closer to read it – “Vinmax face slimming cheek mask.” Wtf? Not meant for these cheeks I bet. It’s appears to be designed to be pulled on and the straps pulled up over the shoulders to hold it in place. It has to be one of Rei’s contraptions.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. Lets go back a few minutes.
She is gorgeous! A blonde large-breasted blonde bombshell wearing denim-blue dungarees with no top under. Lovely soft tanned skin. She’s leaning against a battered, old,light-blue tractor and smiling at us. A smile that would melt ice. Amanda’s lips, like mine, were pouted in a silent phhwooarr! – we are both connoisseur’s of a large bosom.
“Hello ladies! ” We were putty in her pretty fingers already. And I need all my willpower to keep it that way. She held up a thick, black, toothed fan belt. “I’ve snapped my belt.” An image of her wearing another sort of belt and no knickers flashed through my minds eye. Stop it!
“Do you have a spare pair of tights I could use to.. Oh! … um” Her fabulous baby-blue eyes widened.
“It’s alright sweetie, dear.” Amanda said.
“Sorry.. um, you both look fabulous … lovely.. I wouldn’t have guessed.” I batted aside the lie in her pretty blue startled eyes. A moments silence, then “Have I seen you on the telly?” she asked. “I don’t think so dear.” I reply.
Amanda wasn’t wearing any hosiery and I had on 15 denier holdups. “I don’t think we can help you dear, my hold ups won’t be of much use I’m afraid.” Her lovely face fell.
“I can help” blurted Amanda. There was something in her voice. My radar went on high alert. I glanced over and caught her eye. I knew that look! I glanced down and back up to meet her eyes. “Are you?” She nodded. “And I need to get the bloody thing off.”
So I asked Barbie to go round the other side of the tractor and give us some privacy. Amanda leaned forwards her hands pressed against the tractor, and I flipped up the skirt of her skater dress.
And so we are now back to the present where we started.
“Is it a Rei mark 2.0?” I asked.
“Its a prototype medical model for girls with large bollocks. Its designed for closeted girls to be able to put on and take off by themselves. But not when dressed, so you’ll have to get it off. Start with the velcro first, then the hooks and eyes.”
I hesitate. “Get on with it, it’s nothing you haven’t seen before.” I swallow hard. And I don’t want to see it again. A sour draught sweetens not in the waiting, I tell myself. Here goes. “Brace yourself.” Gingerly I pull at the velcro straps Riiiiiipp (noise of velcro being unzipped).
Immediately the gaff “cup” fell away forward and they swung into the open air. I tried not to look, really I did, but you know how we are drawn to the macabre. I peep. I wished I hadn’t.
Dangling beneath a hairy nest were two plumptious, swollen, slightly wrinkled purple plums, with something horribly wrinkled lurking in the background. Aghast, I recoiled in horror. A loud relieved gasp came from up front. “I haven’t fully recovered from last time.” She muttered.
“Right.” With shaking fingers I unhook the hooks from the eyes, and the “shoulder straps” shoot up under the back of her dress with a slithering whoosh!, out of the top of her neck and away, snatching off her wig as they went by, and flinging it in the air; 2poos appears out of nowhere and caught it mid-air, grounded it and begins shaking it to death. The the lower part fell down about her knees.
“Promise me you won’t tell Grace.” “Of course not.” I reply. “Or anyone else.” “Okay” I say. surreptitiously slipping my phone into my bag.
I turned away and studied the treetops whilst she sorted herself out. I turned back. She was holding something behind her back. A got a brief glance of something pink and rubbery with a tube and what looked like a suction cup, as she hurriedly stuffed it into her bag.
I called Barbie – actually her name is Jenny – and she came back round. Amanda handed her a handful of panty hose. “These should do the trick.”
So that was it, after effusive “thankyou’s” and “goodbye’s” we went on our way.
“I’ve never gone out dressed in a fan belt before” Amanda chirped.
“Silly girl,” I reply, “You should have come out “al fresco” like I have.”
- January 8, 2021 at 8:47 am #429367Amanda BurtonBaroness - AnnualRegistered On: January 15, 2020Topics: 22Replies: 1107Has thanked: 7778 timesBeen thanked: 4239 times
Blushing badly, Stephanie you promised not to tell, oh my God I was so relieved when you finally undone the clip. But the flash back of wind was fear I do apologise. Please don’t tell Rei I modified her invention she may sue me, well at least the lady went hope with a huge smile on her face. Please tell me you haven’t told Grace?
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You do write the best yarns on this site…I was doing fine and smiling like a Cheshire cat….then I hit
“Its a prototype medical model for girls with large bollocks”..
.the tears started welling up and it was just brilliant until the bitter end !!!!….so funny and I must thank Amanda for the part she played……as soon as she comes out of traction and the swelling has gone down….
believe it or not, even grace has an off day, a bit of post Christmas blues I guess…but you have cheered me up so much…❤️❤️❤️
- January 8, 2021 at 4:30 am #429231Simone CLadyRegistered On: January 23, 2019Topics: 7Replies: 159Has thanked: 55 timesBeen thanked: 577 times
Funnily enough I’ve had to do this, not with a hunk, but in real life. On older cars it works OK as an emergency, on newer cars with those wide slatted belts FORGET it, you just jam it up.
And while if I was wearing cheap hose OK, my $$$ Wolford stockings…I think I’d call the road assist.
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- January 7, 2021 at 7:33 am #428800Jennifer McCrennaughLadyRegistered On: July 18, 2019Topics: 8Replies: 169Has thanked: 2689 timesBeen thanked: 526 times
Hmm. If he/she needed a purse strap, sure, if it’ll help, OK. A string of pearls, well it’s better to give than receive right? You got ’em! But my pantyhose? Not happening. I draw the line there buster! No way! Not for anyone short of blood relations!
- January 7, 2021 at 3:02 am #428702Patty PhoseDuchessRegistered On: May 7, 2016Topics: 0Replies: 1577Has thanked: 1168 timesBeen thanked: 4133 times
I have had many crossdressing fantasies. Then I was fortunate or lucky enough to have many of them come true. Sometimes they were even more exciting and thrilling than I could have imagined they would be.
One I never had was where guy with a broken fan belt asks me for my nylons to use to repair a broken fan belt. In all my adventures, my one hard rule is my pantyhose stay on. Maybe if I had an old pair with a run I was going to discard.
Fun fantasy though. And the fact he noticed I was wearing nylons is always exciting.
- January 7, 2021 at 2:46 am #428700stephanie plumbBaroness - AnnualRegistered On: November 17, 2018Topics: 135Replies: 1675Has thanked: 2604 timesBeen thanked: 7388 times
Mmmmm …. possibilities… opportunities …. I need some time to think about this. Must be careful – Sammy’s watching. Rei must be twanging her elastic and biting her fingernails.
Let the pot simmer until I have more time. Its Christmas Day, today – if you are Orthodox like what I am.
ruminating, Steph 💖
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Hi Grace if it was a beautiful woman I would gladly remove my fishnets, however if it was a male I would rip a strip off him. You can’t ask a Lady to do such a thing.
- January 6, 2021 at 1:05 pm #428370Paula FDuchessRegistered On: August 7, 2019Topics: 12Replies: 912Has thanked: 9450 timesBeen thanked: 3537 times
Good question. I would help either a hunky guy (first choice) or a gorgeous woman (we are on the same team after all). My only question would a stocking hold long enough to get to a garage? I’m good at changing oil and filters and flat tires, but not much beyond that.
Either one would definitely need to at least take me out for drinks later, and a stop at Wal-Mart to get a new set of stockings.
- January 6, 2021 at 2:21 pm #428409AnonymousRegistered On:Topics: 58Replies: 1713Has thanked: 7773 timesBeen thanked: 9458 times
are you suggesting that the fan belt gave way again….on the way to the garage…..in the middle of nowhere….with a hunk….and you both……….the
rest of this message was censored before Sammy got to it !!!!
Smiles, grace xx
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- January 6, 2021 at 11:17 am #428326Rozalyne RichardsLadyRegistered On: March 10, 2018Topics: 0Replies: 396Has thanked: 752 timesBeen thanked: 1325 times
Of course i would Grace i would gladly hand over my stocking’s,
It doesn’t matter if it’s a beautiful lady or a handsome hunk because I’m bi and if we ended up going for a meal and something more substantial afterwards the better,
Hugs Rozalyne x
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- January 6, 2021 at 10:56 am #428317Ginny VirginiaLadyRegistered On: December 22, 2020Topics: 7Replies: 176Has thanked: 673 timesBeen thanked: 710 times
I love it! Thanks for a fun post!
Yes, for a beauty I absolutely would. I would slowly lift my skirt, whether I was wearing thigh highs or full pantyhose, just to get a quick flash out there, then I would slowly peel them off and hand them over with a smile. (Pre-marriage it would have been a smile and my phone number!) Anything to help!
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- January 6, 2021 at 9:00 am #428262Erica FoxLadyRegistered On: January 4, 2021Topics: 1Replies: 6Has thanked: 34 timesBeen thanked: 47 times
Another curious question… as a “car guy”, I can tell you that I don’t think a car has been made in the past 40 years for which a nylon would substitute for a fan belt. Most newer cars have “serpentine belts” which are much longer and are engineered with zero give. That is, they behave more like chains than belts.
What makes this curious for me is that the one place where I am very likely to encounter this situation would be at the race track. My primary male hobby is racing vintage race cars (I drive a Formula Vee). The thought of racing en femme is interesting… but wow… could I come out in that community? I can tell you that if I did this year, I’d probably cause a heart attack in at least a couple of the guys (it’s not just the cars that are ‘vintage’). My immediate community of Formula Vee racers would probably embrace it. Facilitated by the Queen of Vees (a very femme cis-woman who’s been racing in the group for 30+ years).
- January 6, 2021 at 10:40 am #428313KristaDuchessRegistered On: January 24, 2017Topics: 5Replies: 420Has thanked: 762 timesBeen thanked: 1683 times
Hi Erica, I’ve been following Charlie Martin’s racing career for many years. She is from Britain and is a MTF trans. She has absolutely great videos on YouTube about her coming out to the other male drivers and their reactions. She also has a website. Check her out. All the Best, Hugs, Krista.
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Oddly enough, I’ve dreamed of racing in Formula 1 for years. But each time, I’ve always had on something feminine underneath the fire suit. The other drivers thought it was cool and tried it, realizing it kept them cooler and dryer. They didn’t know I was a CD at all.
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I would need something that absorbs moisture as I’m prone to the unfortunate chafing bug. But also lightweight so as not to hold heat as well.
- January 6, 2021 at 9:12 am #428271AnonymousRegistered On:Topics: 58Replies: 1713Has thanked: 7773 timesBeen thanked: 9458 times
Thanks Erica….I stand corrected ( I’m more interested in perfumes than petrol/ diesel)
…I have amended the question….but it was more for the girls answers than the technicalities…thanks for your answer…and putting me straight!!
huggs, grace x
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Think I would. I’m if I can help I generally do. The fact that it’s a gorgeous gal, (ok maybe a strapping man too if I’m honest, that’s a recent development) would just be a bonus. Id maybe use the opportunity to flirt a little. Don’t ask don’t get.
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Saturday morning in a hurry to finish delivery and get home. Needed a signature.
Rang door bell. Heard movements within. “Okay”. then nothing? Waited 30 seconds.
Rang doorbell. Muffled shout “I’m coming!” (sounded angry) waited .. waited… getting fed up
Rang doorbell. Last chance. Door opened. Angry red-faced old bloke – shouted “I had to get my F*****g leg on!”
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The first time I read the line “by me dinner” I mentally switched the i and the e in “by me”. Gives a completely different meaning
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I just realized I misspelled bye. Looks like Annaleigh has just as much trouble with lysdexia as I do.
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