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    Johanna
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    Registered On: January 2, 2020
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    Would you like to wear a dress?

    Change from the local, Switch for the Express,

    And don’t get off ! until you reach success.

    Or would you rather be a mule?

    A mule is an animal with long funny ears,

    And kick up anything he hears.

    His back is brawny, but his brain is weak.

    He just plain stupid with a stubborn streak.

    And by the way, if you don’t stay in school.

    You’ll grow up to be a mule.

    Would you like to wear a dress?

    Change from the local, Switch for the Express,

    And don’t get off ! until you reach success.

    Or would you rather be a pig?

    A pig is an animal with dirt on his face,

    His shoes are a terrible disgrace.

    He has no manners, when he eats his food.

    Fat and lazy and extremely rude.

    But. if you don’t care about a feather or a fig.

    You may grow up to be a fat pig.

    Would you like to wear a dress?

    Change from the local, Switch for the Express,

    And don’t get off ! until you reach success.

    Or would you rather be a fish?

    A fish won’t do anything but swim in a brook,

    He can’t write his name or read a book.

    To fool the people, is his only thought.

    And though he’s slippery, he still gets caught.

    But then if that sort of life is what you wish, 

    You may grow up to be a fish.

    And all the monkeys aren’t in the zoo.

    Every day, you meet quite a few.

    So you see, it’s all up to you.

    If you want to reach success,

    You’re better off wearing a dress.

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      Rei Durden
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      My wife and I listen to 40’s junction on Sirius radio all the time and I bet we hear this song at least every day, but until I read this, I’d never paid any attention to the words. WOW! Thanks for putting this up.

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      Bobbie Bella
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      I love wearing dresses !  Thanks for your own comments.

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      Emily
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      Oh, and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head! Lol.

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      Emily
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      Fun! Thanks.

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      Fiona Shrek
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      Awesome. I listened to the song while reading this. Well done

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