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    • #37669

      I have noticed that many of my thoughts, feelings, and actions have changed some since I began to crossdress, some for the better, some not.  So, in the spirit of the “You might be a redneck if..” one liners from comedian  Jeff Foxworthy, please complete the sentence “You might be a crossdresser if…”  For example, You might be a crossdresser if you are more interested in the outfits than the models in the Victoria Secrets fashion show.  Please share the good differences as well as being willing to laugh a little bit too.  I look forward to everyone’s comments.

    • #46998
      Anonymous

      … if you get makeup as a gift on Fathers Day.

    • #47131

      You might be a cross dresser if your adult children give you a voucher from a dress shop for Christmas.
      Mine did, 《3

    • #47166
      Anonymous

      As you reach the parking lot for your planned shopping excursion, you realize the femme outfit you wore underneath your “guy” coat doesn’t have pockets for your wallet…the momentary annoyance at this inconvenience quickly dissipating as you realize you can add a purse to your list of femme things to shop for!  This happened to me a couple weeks ago; didn’t get my purse yet, but the actual feeling that I need one is telling me I’m crossing another bridge on this interesting journey!

      Kim

      • #48377
        Anonymous

        If you cant do the purse or dont want to

        then a man bag 💼 is a stealth alternative

    • #47179
      Veronica
      Lady

      When you watch romantic comedies and fall in love with the guy by the end of the movie!

      When you spend so much time on Crossdresser Heaven- silly girl!

       

    • #47317
      Anonymous

      ……if the first thing you notice about a girl on the street are her shoes.

      • #47663

        [quote quote=47317]……if the first thing you notice about a girl on the street are her shoes. [/quote]
        I think that this is more of a foot fetish thing   😉

        • #48376
          Anonymous

          I do check that out and foot fetish yes

        • #71649
          Anonymous

          No… it’s your fashion sense that a good pair of shoes make the outfit pop

      • #58988

        Happens to me every day …. I mean every time I see a girl on the street.

        It sometimes seems that with my super CD senses I can hear the clickity-clack of heels from 3 blocks away.

    • #47377
      Anonymous

      When you are more interested in a feature on makeup running on a day time talk show than your wife is…just happened…got the “…what are you watching…?” inquiry.

    • #47970

      You are single and have bras, panties, heels and assorted female clothes scattered all over your house or apartment along with make-up in your bathroom.

      • #50799
        Anonymous

        You should see my bedroom Lol

    • #48220

      You go shopping for some new work clothes, pick up a couple of shirts and a nice modern style jacket,… Then go you your favorite consignment store and buy a Pair of Black Microfibre H&M Ankle Strap Open Toe Wedge Heels sz 41, A Black H&M Flared Mini Dress, a Black Pure by Alfred Sung Dress, a Pink and Black Charlotte Rousse Dress [for sexy time  😉 ], A Horizontally Striped HStyle Long Sleeve Sweater Dress, aWine Colored Old Navy Dress, 2 Pairs of patterned Tights(Le Chateau and Pamela Mann), and 10 pairs of stockings in three different colors (Nude, Black and Taupe) -All NEW with the tags still on them – for less than 100 dollars!
      They were all Practically Begging to come home with me… what was I supposed to do? Buy more hangers LOL

    • #49998

      This thread is priceless…. 🙂 Although i haven’t actually experienced any of these first hand yet, i can relate to every one of them

    • #50049

      ..when the first thing i look at when seeing a woman is her nails…then her heels.  The guy part of me checks out her cleavage….

       

    • #50162
      Anonymous

      You spend more time looking at purses than fishing tackle.Lol

      • #50173

        For me it’s been jewelry and tattoos for women lately.    I am always trying to find ways to bring Georgia into my regular life…an anklet, cami under a dress shirt for work, wearing heels until I get to the office in the morning, almost completely hair free on my body, etc…

        • #58021
          Johnnie
          Duchess

          Whenever I present myself as a male I have to wear my bracelets, necklace, and stud earrings to keep my feminine side from totally freaking out while I’m dressed in my boring masculine costume.

    • #50402

      YMbaCD if…
      Your “getting ready for church routine” involves shaving, shaving your legs, putting on a nice bra and panties, pantyhose or stockings, heels (4″ Black Patent Enzo Angiolini), and a nice sexy expensive dress (Alfred Sung lbd), lipstick and earrings – Then spending a couple hours having breakfast and get everything ready for the day.
      Then take off your nailpolish, wipe off the lipstick, slip out of the dress and heels, put your church clothes on over it all, and tuck the shoes into a bag so that you can wear them driving to church.
      *And today after church my favorite consignment clothing store is having a 30% off sale.  🙂

    • #50708

      You might be a crossdresser if; you own more bras and panties than your wife

    • #50755

      You tell your wife “the skirt sizes for this brand run large do that size 6 will probably fit just fine”

      or maybe…

      Your wife needs a pair of black tights to go with her dress so you offer her a pair of yours.

      • #50784

        [quote quote=50755]You tell your wife “the skirt sizes for this brand run large do that size 6 will probably fit just fine” or maybe… Your wife needs a pair of black tights to go with her dress so you offer her a pair of yours. [/quote]

        I have had to lend a friend a pair of my opaque shaper tights after she got a run in her cheap pantyhose, and I just happened to have a new unopened pkg in the car. Although she did thank me for lending them to her, I could tell that she was a little pissed that she looked Way Better in the black tights, and I was buying/wearing nicer and more expensive hosiery than she was.
        Ha ha ha!

    • #50791
      Jennifer
      Lady

      Your favorite father and daughter activity is when you get to do her makeup and give her advice on the proper way to apply it.

    • #51194

      YmbaCD if: your sleepwear and lingerie is nicer/sexier than your wife’s

    • #51210

      you may be a CD if you look better in women’s jeans then most women closest to you( true story)

    • #51218
      Anonymous

      I like this lol.

      You might be a crossdresser if your girlfriend comes to you before her female friends for fashion tips lol

    • #51721
      Anonymous

      You might be a crossdresser if you watch Bravo instead of ESPN

      • #71650
        Anonymous

        Or… YMBACD IF…you prefer The Hallmark Channel over ESPN…

    • #51993

      … You’ve ever gone to the bar with friends, and dug through your jacket pockets to find something – And pulled out a New Lip Liner and Lipstick that you bought on your lunch break.
      OOOPS! Ha ha ha (Me last Night)

    • #52522

      You might be a CD if; you can wear ,  walk, and be comfortable in 4″ heels

      • #52548

        [quote quote=52522]You might be a CD if; you can wear , walk, and be comfortable in 4″ heels [/quote]
        I recently was dating a younger hot woman (out of my league) and I bought a sexy pair of nine west atlanticcity red patent heels. She told me ‘afterwards’ that these were the highest heels she had ever worn in her life. I thought 2 things… 1st if I could find those in my size, I’d buy them, and 2nd, they’d still not even be in the top ten highest heels I own.
        I started thinking that it might be a good thing that I wasn’t born female, because who knows where I could have ended up in all those sexy dresses and heels! Hopefully somewhere good,… but I could have ended up as a stripper? escort? pornstar? or just the trashiest woman at the trailer park!  ha ha ha

    • #52565

      You might be a crossdresser if you go into Sephora with your wife and you check out the lipsticks closely while she looks at the perfume…happened in Paris last fall!

    • #52732
      Dani
      Lady

      You might be a crossdresser  if you get all excited when you walk by the lingerie section in a department store.

    • #52755

      wish i would get make up for fathers day, that would make my fathers day a day to remember and make me so happy. even getting a dress or nylons or perfume would be nice for fathers day gift for me. any thing feminine, i would be in heaven

    • #52848

      You might be a Crossdresser if you tell your mom that blouse works good for her.

    • #52872

      ymbacd…

      …if you’ve ever met up with your spouse for dinner after work, and scolded her for wearing your Skirt / Top / Patterned Tights / Earrings / Necklace? And then had to scold her again later when you find out that she’s also wearing your favorite bra & panty set that you just washed for the weekend!
      Bad Girl! go to our room!

    • #53988

      I look 12 years younger as a woman. Definitely I am a cross dresser

    • #54234

      <span style=”color: #777777; font-family: ‘Open Sans’; font-size: 14px;”>ymbacd if…
      </span>You go out on your lunch break to a new variety store you’ve never been to before, and pick up a pair of new Dark Teal, Nine West, Chunky Heel, Suede 1/2″ Platforms for 16 dollars.
      Then stop in the washroom on your way back to work to try them on real quick.  🙂
      * I really need to stop buying more shoes *

    • #54552
      Anonymous

      You might be a crossdresser when you notice a female at work is wearing a different style bra and you ask where she bought it…

    • #54706

      YMBACD if…
      it’s Monday, and the boss left the office at 9:30 am, and you have the place to yourself… So you slip out of your guy clothes, exposing your black panties and black opaque shaper tights, pull on a long-line push up bra, curl your eyelashes, throw on some lipstick, zip yourself into a sexy office black and white dress, and slip your painted toes into some black leather platform heels.  Then get to work now that you are nice and comfortable.   🙂
      And yes, there is a lipstick imprint on my coffee mug!

    • #54712
      Dani
      Lady

      You might be a CD if you can actually tell a GG she looks Not so good (fat) in that outfit and not only get away with it but she agrees with you.

      • #54713

        [quote quote=54712]You might be a CD if you can actually tell a GG she looks Not so good (fat) in that outfit and not only get away with it but she agrees with you. [/quote]
        I know a few 40+ GG’s that wear clothing that is too small, with too much stretch in it, and I would NEVER Dare to tell them that they are buying clothes outside of their age, or size range.  Despite the fact that they are bigger than me, and wearing clothes 2 sizes smaller than me. #fatblasting
        That’s just not going to be good for the friendship. Ha ha ha.

    • #54714
      Johnnie
      Duchess

      when you worry if your lipstick color match your nail color.

    • #54876
      isis
      Lady

      Hola Georgia, I have just reed your coments from one year ago and I think “You might be a crossdresser if…”you really have a powerfull part woman inside, and your behaviour and feeling are like a woman, How you feel is more importan than how you seem.

    • #54881
      Miss Cloe
      Managing Ambassador

      YMBACD if you have separate Amazon wishlists for dresses, lingerie, blouses, skirts, accessories and OMG the shoes!

    • #55799

      <span style=”color: #777777; font-family: ‘Open Sans’; font-size: 14px;”>YMBACD if… you go out to the shoe store to pick up your re-soled nude 6″ platforms, and pick up a 6.25″ heel baby pink pair of ‘like new’ Ellie 8266 Stiletto Pumps at a thrift store for $10.00 on the way back home. [lucky me!]</span>

    • #57935

      I love this thread!

       

      You might be a crossdresser if you’ve gotten rid of some of your men’s clothes and shoes to make room for your lady wardrobe!

      • #57993
        Stephanie
        Lady

        I’ve thrown out all of my “Guy” underwear out, plus half of my closet, and 3 dresser drawers full of “Guy” clothes so far. I need to throw more away because I need more room for Stephanie’s clothes.

    • #57946

      You are watching a game show and you are more interested in what the models are wearing than the prizes.

    • #57947

      You might be a crossdresser if someone asks you…..”Do you wear women’ s clothes”?  And you reply…NO! They are not women’s clothes!  They are MY clothes and I bought them!

      HA!  I kill me.  Badda boom.

      Lady Veronica

    • #57948

      Did you hear the one about the crossdresser man who joined the Navy?

      He went to sea in slips!!

      I don’t admit to posting this…..2 other girls did it.

    • #58022

      YMBACD if…
      Your hair is so long that your female friends ask if they can touch your hair, and want to know what ‘product’ you use.

    • #58062
      Misse
      Lady

      Your ordering 4 pairs of Leggs Pantyhose off of Amazon.

    • #58063

      YMBACD if: You complain that the shoes that are cute in a size 8 are ludicrous in a 14W – and annoyed that they don’t come in 14W anyway.

       

      • #58073

        Amen sister!  I see so many shoes that I love but never seem to come in a 13W.  I am lucky to find a store with anything in that size.  You can find some online, but the selection….uggghhh

        • #71647
          Anonymous

          OMG…. That is the worst… something needs to be done!  I know one woman who can’t find her shoes size either.. 12W, mine is 13 W and I have one pair of tennis and one pair os sandals.. frustrating as heck.

    • #58082
      Marianne
      Ambassador

      …women you meet in the streets stop you to ask where you bought your dress.

      I’ve actually done that the reverse way. The response can be quite interesting.

      Marianne

    • #58089
      Anonymous

      you go into a department store and plan your walk to always go through the lingerie and dress areas first!

    • #58097
      Johnnie
      Duchess

      Trying to decide what to wear for your therapist’s appointment.

    • #58771

      YMBACD if you get ticked off in Kmart because their women’s  shoes only go up to size 10 and you take an 11!

    • #58772

      YMBACD if your wife gives you a $200 shopping spree on Wish for Fathers Day!!

    • #58823
      Anonymous

      YMBCD if you spend most of your time at parties talking to girls…about clothes and relationship advice 🙂

    • #58824

      If I enjoy being in a dress and makeup more than in my male clothing.

    • #58864
      Marianne
      Ambassador

      …a female coworker envy your long nails. Happened to me years before I started going out en femme.

    • #58865
      Marianne
      Ambassador

      …your wife constantly reminds you to cut your nails.

      … You’re sitting on the bus to work in a dress all made up and suddenly realise you didn’t bring a male shirt or t-shirt to change into then you arrive.

    • #58987

      YMBCD if your mother-in-law gives you $100 cash for xmas, and you spend the whole thing on makeup and jewelry at Target.

      By the way, I love the rise of self check out machines. Although on that day, the guy monitoring did say enjoy with a knowing smile. Guess I wasn’t really fooling anyone.

      • #66558

        The guy monitoring the self-checkout machines at Target is probably a cross dresser too.

    • #59001

      YMBCD if you keep pausing the news to get a better look and the announcer’s makeup and then say to yourself “I need a wig like that!!”

      • #63295
        Gina Angelo
        Ambassador

        [quote quote=59001]YMBCD if you keep pausing the news to get a better look and the announcer’s makeup and then say to yourself “I need a wig like that!!” [/quote]

         

        And I thought I was the only girl who did this

    • #59067
      Jaime Parris
      Contributing Editor

      [quote quote=58022]YMBACD if… Your hair is so long that your female friends ask if they can touch your hair, and want to know what ‘product’ you use. [/quote]
      That had happened to me quite a few times.  Even though, I wasn’t out yet.  Sometimes I wonder, if my long hair was my drag.

    • #59219
      Kendra
      Duchess

      If your wife of thirty years asks you if she can borrow a pair of pantyhose, you might be a …….

      I cant decide if this is a big step in our relationship or just my wife being in a bind and being practical.  My wife knows of my feminine side of course but has never really embraced it.  Except for a handful of times when I dressed en femme in front of her in the early years, and the four or five times since that she has given me  gifts of makeup, she has used a “don’t ask don’t tell” approach with my crossdressing. But a couple of weeks ago she was getting dressed for work and realized she didn’t have any hosiery – so she asked me if I could spare a pair of sheer beige pantyhose – no judgement or emotion displayed – just a simple and honest request for help

      I gave her an unopened good quality pair and smiled – with pantyhose we are the same size

      I very much liked being able to help – I and felt accepted

       

    • #59237
      Anonymous

      When you know how frustrating it can be to clip the back of your garters to your stockings.

    • #59240
      Anonymous

      you might be a crossdresser if you find yourself checking men’s legs to see if they’re shaved.

    • #59265

      [quote quote=59237]When you know how frustrating it can be to clip the back of your garters to your stockings. [/quote]
      Yup, had my fights with them – especially in Ballet/Stiletto nails. Fortunately, with enough practice it gets a lot easier and less frustrating.   🙂
      I’m a lot more understanding of all those times I was asked “Honey, can you give me a hand with this Zipper/Catch/Tie/Tag/shoe clasp, etc.”

    • #59911
      Wendy L L
      Lady

      Great topic! The replies are so funny I almost wet my patties laughing.  lollies

    • #59912
      Wendy L L
      Lady

      Great topic! The replies are so funny I almost wet my panties laughing.  lollies

    • #60559

      You go to after work drinks with the guys to the bar with the lingerie waitresses and spend your time admiring the lingerie rather than the waitress

      i was also able to confirm that garter clips  ( rear stays) are not my problem alone!

    • #60621
      Anonymous

      If…..the first thing you look at when seeing a woman is there shoes 😉

    • #60709

      U might be a cross dresser if.  U get a dress and make up for Xmas from your wife and daughter.  I would love it , know I would not have to hide my dressing up..

    • #60750
      Marianne
      Ambassador

      … you’re constantly searching for ways to expand your wardrobes and drawers!

       

    • #60751
      Marianne
      Ambassador

      …  your wife proposes you convert your second bedroom into your own walk in closet!

    • #60767
      isis
      Lady

      when you close yours eyes and you feel as women.

      • #65037

        Isis-

         

        you hit that perfectly. I close my eyes in the shower and imagine that

    • #60831

      If you’re at the beach, lake, or at public pool and can’t help to look at the women’s swimsuits/bikinis and wonder how would they look on you. It happens every time…

    • #61420
      Anonymous

      You might be a crossdresser if you’re putting on a 3 hook bra and hit hook them all on the first try.

    • #61625

      You may be a crossdresser if ; you can fasten/unfasten your bra behind your back, or tie a dress or bikini strings without looking

    • #61627
      Anonymous

      [quote quote=60621]If…..the first thing you look at when seeing a woman is there shoes 😉 [/quote]

    • #61889

      YMBACD if…
      You go out for a Soup and Sandwich, and you come back to the office with Soup, a Sandwich, and Stilettos! (Fuchsia Suede JustFab Platforms with Ankle Strap)
      ugh.

    • #61925
      Lynn
      Lady

      you might be a cross dresser if: you look at woman and the first thing that comes to mind is, were they got their outfit from.

    • #62022
      isis
      Lady

      You get a special pleasure dressing silk lingerie.

      • #65117
        Stephanie
        Lady

        I’ve been wearing silk, lace, and other kinds of panties since I was 5 years old. I have one whole closet filled with Stephanie’s clothes and a 5 drawer dresser filled with lingerie, and I need more room! Silk is heavenly to wear at anytime or any day.

    • #64397
      Anonymous

      … you can drive a stick shift in six inch heels.

    • #65119
      Gina Angelo
      Ambassador

      When your wife asks if the new wig you bought is to share and then she raids your wigs, to try them on, because her hair is falling out from meds (but she still doesn’t accept your crossdressing)

      • #65354
        Marianne
        Ambassador

        I hope this isn’t firsthand experience Gina.

      • #66922

        When you see a beutiful girl somewhere and you want get with her but also want to be her.

    • #65348

      You see woman leave the hotel in a dress and know she bought it at Kohl’s because you have the same one.

      You see a high school play and there is a scene in a nightgown that you know was on sale at Target.

      You always volunteer to take the bags to goodwill but somehow not everything your wife gets rid of makes it there.

      The perfume inserts in the sunday ads never quite make it to the trash or recycling.

    • #65383
      Anonymous

      You might be a crossdresser if:

      You can classify and identify every panty type:  bikini, boy short, cheekie, hipster, tanga, etc.

       

    • #66488
      Courtney
      Lady

      YMBACD if, you see a sexy woman in public and think (not nice rear end or boobs but…) Ill bet the bra and panties I am wearing are cuter than what she is wearing.  OMG that happens to me all the time…..LOL.  (and normally, what I have on under my clothes is adorable…)

    • #66494

      When you see a girl and said to yourself I want to wear that outfit

    • #66556

      When your at a social activity, and wish the girl wearing that cute skirt or dress would get asked by other girls “Where did you get that skirt/dress?” so that you would know without being weird.

      • #66560
        Marianne
        Ambassador

        I would ask her if I really wanted it

         

    • #66589

      you’ve spent your life wishing they’d actually encourage men to wear 4″ patent leather heels all the time!

    • #66592

      YMBACD… If you’ve ever let your friend ‘practice’ doing acrylic nails on you, and then left them on All Weekend, and worked from home on Monday, because you liked them way too much to take them off Sunday night.  😉

    • #66603

      you might be a crossdresser if people in your apartment think you have a girlfriend but you are, in fact, the said “girlfriend” that everyone is gossiping about.

    • #66621
      Dani
      Lady

      YMBACD if you notice a panty line on another woman.

    • #66635
      Marianne
      Ambassador

      … If you’ve got a larger clothes budget than all females in the family together.

      … If you’ve got more heels, skirts and dresses than your wife or girlfriend.

      … If you receive VIP customers emails from womens only clothing stores.

    • #66652

      You might be a cross dresser if when you go to the strip club you are more interested in the heels the strippers have on than what size their tits are 🙂

    • #66774

      …if you’re considering coming out to your sister – mostly because she works at Sephora and you’re hoping she’ll hook you up. (true story for me) :).

    • #68322

      <span style=”color: #777777; font-family: ‘Open Sans’; font-size: 14px;”>YMBACD…
      </span>if you’ve grown your hair out long enough to have your first up-do. Flat iron, scrunchie, hair clips, and Poof! asymmetrical updo.    When I was done, I looked in the mirror and just melted. I’m really enjoying having long hair, but I still enjoy my wigs if I want to go out, or if I want a quick color change   😉

       

    • #69293

      You know an upside down hotel ice bucket makes a great wig stand.

    • #69300

      ….if you spend more on women’s clothing then mens!!! Yep, that’s me!!!

    • #69404

      YMBACDI when watching a news show with a roundtable of women discussing the political topic and you are asking yourself, “why is she wearing that shade of lipstick…

    • #69405

      [quote quote=69300]….if you spend more on women’s clothing then mens!!! Yep, that’s me!!! [/quote]

      Thats me LOL

    • #69767

      In lieu of growing you hair long, you keep it short so your wig fits better!

    • #71504

      If you can’t go to a department store without visiting the lingerie department and spend an hour seeing if they have any new colors or patterns in the panties and bra you wear 👙

       

    • #71522
      Caty Ryan
      Baroness

      If you go to a lingerie shop to buy a “present for your wife” and once you have picked out the bra and ask to see the matching panties, the shop assistant immediately  goes for the “full brief”. IE “more support”! Its happened to me at least twice at my favorite Simone Perele outlet store at Southern Cross station in Melbourne Australia. Note to all Aussie CD’s “get down there”, some of the discontinued style can be ridiculously cheap. EG A$150.00 “Caressence” body suit for $20.00. and Yay, the only ones they had left were in my size….

      Happy Dressing

       

      Caty

       

       

    • #71524
      Anonymous

      if you don’t mind having “panty lines” showing when you wear your clothes…..just saying..lol

    • #71526
      Anonymous

      you use Valentine’s Day as a de facto “Black Friday” to hit all the stores and spend all the time you want in the Women’s sections looking and buying all the clothes,jewelry,lingerie,makeup,ect that you want without nary a “sidelook” from the salespersons or other Girls who are shopping !!!!! lol  p.s. (also a great time to buy a new wig or ask a girl around your size to try on an item for you …..little does she know..wink wink !!)…..lol

    • #71532
      Anonymous

      if you think nair should be handled like weaponized uranium.

    • #71538
      Anonymous

      …. If you go to buy a new shoes in payless and end up buying two heels along with the new shoes

    • #71542

      If you spend more time shaving than than brushing your teeth.

    • #71643
      Anonymous

      … if your 1st stop in Penneys is women’s bags…. and your next stop is Sephora…

    • #71644
      Anonymous

      ” if you’ve grown your hair out long enough to have your first up-do. ” yep, that’s me!  I love it!

    • #71645
      Anonymous

      If you catch yourself looking at women and thinking that outfit would look good on me!

      • #71662
        Anonymous

        That is me, I always look not what a woman looks like but how I would wear that outfit.

    • #71646
      Anonymous

      … if you find that you are smiling more when dressed en fem…

    • #71648
      Anonymous

      … if your nails are longer than your women friends nails

    • #71651
      Anonymous

      …if you spend more time on Cross Dresser Heaven than any other website… yep, that’s me!

      • #74998
        Anonymous

        I totally agree, I”m on the site all the time too…

    • #71754
      Anonymous

      You have mastered changing from drab to femme wear while driving your car!

      • #72017
        Stephanie
        Lady

        I haven’t mastered changing into my femme clothes while driving yet, but I can do my eye makeup with no problems.

    • #71763
      Gina Angelo
      Ambassador

      While watching your college football team destroy your hated rival, but you are more excited by your new makeup that was just delivered to your door

    • #71797
      isis
      Lady

      You might be a crossdresser if…you come back home close your eyes and dreaming as a woman.

    • #71806
      Caty Ryan
      Baroness

      As soon as you think about putting on a bra and panties, your “nether regions” want to be “tucked” and you can already feel your wig on your head, jewellery in place and your forms in the bra

    • #71822
      Anonymous

      if you own more pairs of women’s shoes than men’s shoes. or

      if you don’t own any pjs because nightshirts are all you need or

      if your go to robe in the morning is a silky kimono style

    • #71881

      If your friend is over while you are assembling a new dresser (getting rid of the old one) and as you go through one of your drawers, you have to explain to her (somewhat sarcastically) the difference between a Spanx, a Bodyshaper, a Corset, a Waist Cincher, a Merrywidow, and Garter Belt.
      And then your friend rolls her eyes and  calls you a ‘crazy lesbian’.

    • #71920
      Caty Ryan
      Baroness
      ‘When you take out your lacy hanky to catch a sneeze, your forearms brush your breasts and the only places to return that lacy hanky is either inside your lacy bra cup, up under the cuff of your lacy blouse or in your lovely dainty little handbag”. (Lace covered of course)
    • #71965
      Anonymous

      You might… if you google “how to make my butt bigger”

    • #73908

      (True story)

      You might be a cross dresser if a female co-worker says she’s so tired she has Michael Kohrs and Louis Vuitton and you know she means bags under her eyes.

       

    • #74295

      Failing every time to not dress up

    • #74399

      YMBACD if…
      There a small black leather Coach purse inside your computer bag, for your day to day personal items and a few Femme things, just in case.  🙂

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