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Hi Ladies!
Many of you may already be familiar with Jeff Foxworthy, the American comedian from the south who has an incredibly funny comedy routine called âYou might be a redneck ifâĤâ For instance, one of those is âIf you own a home with wheels and several cars without, you might be a redneck.â
Well, I thought I would have a little fun and take that routine of his and turn it into something similar for all of us who love to cross dress.
I hope you enjoy it!
You Might Be a Crossdresser IfâĤ
If you own more makeup, nail polish and perfume than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser
If your makeup skills have gotten so good that your wife/girlfriend/SO asks you to help her with her makeup, you might be a crossdresser
If you know how to apply nail polish so well that your wife/girlfriend/SO asks you to apply hers, you might be a crossdresser
If you own and use feminine hygiene products, you might be a crossdresser
If you are more feminine than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser
If you own more dresses, shoes and jewelry than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser
If you act more girly than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser
If your side of the bathroom counter has more makeup, nail polish, hair brushes and products, etc. on it and looks more like a womanâs than a manâs, you might be a crossdresser
If your closet has more dresses, skirts, blouses, tops, etc. than male clothes, you might be a crossdresser
If your high heels crowd out your male shoes in your closet, you might be a crossdresser
If you can walk in your high heels better than your wife/girlfriend/SO does in hers, you might be a crossdresser
If your wife/girlfriend/SO tells you that your legs look better in hose than hers do, you might be a crossdresser
If you have more purses, hats, accessories than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser
If you love taking pictures of yourself as a woman, you might be a crossdresser
If you love taking pictures of yourself as you transform into a woman, you might be a crossdresser
If youâve taken pictures of yourself in traditionally feminine outfits (wedding gown, cheer leaders outfit, nurse, maid, womanâs tennis skirt and top, etc.), you might be a crossdresser
If you have pictures of yourself as a woman displayed in your home and you tell people she is your âtwin sisterâ, you might be a crossdresser
If you keep your body smooth and shaved of all hair at all times, you might be a crossdresser
If you keep your legs shaved and your toenails painted at all times, you might be a crossdresser
If you can hook your bra in the back by yourself, you might be a crossdresser
If you know how to pull on a pair of stockings or pantyhose without getting a run in them, you might be a crossdresser
If you love wearing shapewear of all kinds, you might be a crossdresser
If youâre willing to âsuffer for your beautyâ, you might be a crossdresser
If you own more lingerie and shapewear than your wife/girlfriend/SO does, you might be a crossdresser
If you own breast forms, girdles, corsets, waist cinchers and other shapewear, pads, gaffs, etc. to help feminize your body shape, you might be a crossdresser
If you have breast forms of many different sizes so that your dresses and tops always fit correctly across your bust line, you might be a crossdresser
If saying things like âmy makeupâ, âmy lingerieâ, âmy dressesâ, âmy high heelsâ, etc. sounds normal to you, you might be a crossdresser
If you wear panties, pantyhose, a bra and other lingerie under your male clothes, you might be a crossdresser
If you donât own any male underwear and only wear womenâs lingerie, you might be a crossdresser.
If you sleep in nightgowns every night, you might be a crossdresser.
If seeing yourself with full, womanly breasts seems natural and normal, you might be a crossdresser
If seeing yourself in lingerie in a mirror looks normal, you might be a crossdresser
If seeing yourself as a woman in the mirror seems normal, you might be a crossdresser
If you spend most of your time thinking about going out en femme, you might be a crossdresser
If you know more about womenâs fashions, makeup, shoes, etc. than you do about typically male topics such as cars, sports, or tools, you might be a crossdresser
If the only magazines you subscribe to are ones like Womenâs Day, Vogue, Womenâs Weekly, Cosmopolitan, Womenâs Wear Daily, etc., you might be a crossdresser
If your bedroom is decorated in lace, pastels with lots of pillows, and looks more like a womanâs than a manâs, you might be a crossdresser
If being referred to as âmaâamâ, âmissâ, âMrsâ, âladyâ, âsheâ, âherâ makes you happy, you might be a crossdresser
If all your girlfriends are really guys, you might be a crossdresser
If you love seeing your feminine reflection in the windows of stores when youâre out in public, you might be a crossdresser
If you love driving around as a woman, you might be a crossdresser
If you run errands while dressed as a woman, you might be a crossdresser
If you always do chores around the house while dressed as a woman, you might be a crossdresser
If your favorite tunes are songs like âMan! I Feel Like a Womanâ, âI Enjoy Being a Girlâ, âIâm a Womanâ and so on, you might be a crossdresser
And finallyâĤ
If you think the Brad Paisley song âIâm Still a Guyâ is silly, because itâs so much more fun to be a girl, you might be a crossdresser! J
I know that there are a million more things I could have listed, so I hope you enjoyed reading these. It was fun thinking of all the different ways we express our femininity. If you like this article and I didnât list your favorites, please leave them below in a comment.
I hope youâve enjoyed these!
Hugs,
Holly
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Think all of what you say applies to myself, I certainly own more feminine items than male and my wardrobe for all my things has covered up any male clothing I have left. Great article and it certainly fits my life at this present time. X
You might be a crossdresser if you can drive a 6 speed manual transmission car while wearing 4 inch heels.
So true!!
I love it. As a person who did identify as a crossdresser for such a long time and is now in transition, I would change each one to …”you might be a crossdresser/trans
Regina, good point. So many of us, especially as we get older, seem to find that our feminine self is really our “true” self!
Guilty of a ton of these.
Beautifully written and funny at the same time, yes, you are right, I’m definitely a Crossdresser, but different to some of my sisters here, Victoria must keep her feminine side hidden away from wife and family and enjoy herself 100% when traveling alone. Got to live with the chips given to you. I just wish I had accepting people around, as many lucky ones of this group. Cheers to all my beautiful sisters here. XOXOXOX Victoriaïğż ïğż
You might be a redneck if while waiting in the hair salon you find yourself concentrating on the ELLE magazine and exclaiming, “Wow that’s pretty” Just sayin..
I love your story and analogies Holly.
Hugs to you.
Thanks Ellen, so very true!
Hi there Holly, great to read on a winters day in Tasmania. Everything I read rang true, and my wife agreed. My closet or two closets have different clothes and shoes, so that tells a story.
We need some fun in our lives so well done. I love your garden too, so a good outcome all around.
Best Wishes
Jane
Thanks for the article Holly. I can so relate to a lot of what you have written.
Lol, too funny, my wife was losing it, said I fit all those, THAN YOU!! Brianna
My husband read this article to me and oh boy Holly, you certainly hit the nail on the head with most of these! I’m not sure he ever considered subscribing to the women’s mags you mentioned, but oh how he loves to get his Venus clothing catalog in the mail! And it sure does come with a higher frequency than the monthly publications. Great, fun read – thank you!