Hi Ladies!

Many of you may already be familiar with Jeff Foxworthy, the American comedian from the south who has an incredibly funny comedy routine called “You might be a redneck if…” For instance, one of those is “If you own a home with wheels and several cars without, you might be a redneck.”

Well, I thought I would have a little fun and take that routine of his and turn it into something similar for all of us who love to cross dress.

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I hope you enjoy it!

You Might Be a Crossdresser If…

If you own more makeup, nail polish and perfume than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser

If your makeup skills have gotten so good that your wife/girlfriend/SO asks you to help her with her makeup, you might be a crossdresser

If you know how to apply nail polish so well that your wife/girlfriend/SO asks you to apply hers, you might be a crossdresser

If you own and use feminine hygiene products, you might be a crossdresser

If you are more feminine than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser

If you own more dresses, shoes and jewelry than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser

If you act more girly than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser

If your side of the bathroom counter has more makeup, nail polish, hair brushes and products, etc. on it and looks more like a woman’s than a man’s, you might be a crossdresser

If your closet has more dresses, skirts, blouses, tops, etc. than male clothes, you might be a crossdresser

If your high heels crowd out your male shoes in your closet, you might be a crossdresser

If you can walk in your high heels better than your wife/girlfriend/SO does in hers, you might be a crossdresser

If your wife/girlfriend/SO tells you that your legs look better in hose than hers do, you might be a crossdresser

If you have more purses, hats, accessories than your wife/girlfriend/SO, you might be a crossdresser

En Femme Style

If you love taking pictures of yourself as a woman, you might be a crossdresser

If you love taking pictures of yourself as you transform into a woman, you might be a crossdresser

If you’ve taken pictures of yourself in traditionally feminine outfits (wedding gown, cheer leaders outfit, nurse, maid, woman’s tennis skirt and top, etc.), you might be a crossdresser

If you have pictures of yourself as a woman displayed in your home and you tell people she is your “twin sister”, you might be a crossdresser

If you keep your body smooth and shaved of all hair at all times, you might be a crossdresser

If you keep your legs shaved and your toenails painted at all times, you might be a crossdresser

If you can hook your bra in the back by yourself, you might be a crossdresser

If you know how to pull on a pair of stockings or pantyhose without getting a run in them, you might be a crossdresser

If you love wearing shapewear of all kinds, you might be a crossdresser

If you’re willing to “suffer for your beauty”, you might be a crossdresser

If you own more lingerie and shapewear than your wife/girlfriend/SO does, you might be a crossdresser

If you own breast forms, girdles, corsets, waist cinchers and other shapewear, pads, gaffs, etc. to help feminize your body shape, you might be a crossdresser

If you have breast forms of many different sizes so that your dresses and tops always fit correctly across your bust line, you might be a crossdresser

If saying things like “my makeup”, “my lingerie”, “my dresses”, “my high heels”, etc. sounds normal to you, you might be a crossdresser

If you wear panties, pantyhose, a bra and other lingerie under your male clothes, you might be a crossdresser

If you don’t own any male underwear and only wear women’s lingerie, you might be a crossdresser.

If you sleep in nightgowns every night, you might be a crossdresser.

If seeing yourself with full, womanly breasts seems natural and normal, you might be a crossdresser

If seeing yourself in lingerie in a mirror looks normal, you might be a crossdresser

If seeing yourself as a woman in the mirror seems normal, you might be a crossdresser

If you spend most of your time thinking about going out en femme, you might be a crossdresser

If you know more about women’s fashions, makeup, shoes, etc. than you do about typically male topics such as cars, sports, or tools, you might be a crossdresser

If the only magazines you subscribe to are ones like Women’s Day, Vogue, Women’s Weekly, Cosmopolitan, Women’s Wear Daily, etc., you might be a crossdresser

If your bedroom is decorated in lace, pastels with lots of pillows, and looks more like a woman’s than a man’s, you might be a crossdresser

If being referred to as “ma’am”, “miss”, “Mrs”, “lady”, “she”, “her” makes you happy, you might be a crossdresser

If all your girlfriends are really guys, you might be a crossdresser

If you love seeing your feminine reflection in the windows of stores when you’re out in public, you might be a crossdresser

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If you love driving around as a woman, you might be a crossdresser

If you run errands while dressed as a woman, you might be a crossdresser

If you always do chores around the house while dressed as a woman, you might be a crossdresser

If your favorite tunes are songs like “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”, “I Enjoy Being a Girl”, “I’m a Woman” and so on, you might be a crossdresser

And finally…

If you think the Brad Paisley song “I’m Still a Guy” is silly, because it’s so much more fun to be a girl, you might be a crossdresser! J

I know that there are a million more things I could have listed, so I hope you enjoyed reading these. It was fun thinking of all the different ways we express our femininity. If you like this article and I didn’t list your favorites, please leave them below in a comment.

I hope you’ve enjoyed these!

Hugs,

Holly

 

 

 

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Krissy
Active Member
13 days ago

Think all of what you say applies to myself, I certainly own more feminine items than male and my wardrobe for all my things has covered up any male clothing I have left. Great article and it certainly fits my life at this present time. X

Kerri Smith
Active Member
13 days ago

You might be a crossdresser if you can drive a 6 speed manual transmission car while wearing 4 inch heels.

Regina Love
Member
12 days ago

I love it. As a person who did identify as a crossdresser for such a long time and is now in transition, I would change each one to …”you might be a crossdresser/trans

Smartina Fonteyn
Duchess
Active Member
12 days ago

Guilty of a ton of these.

Victoria Solita
Member
12 days ago

Beautifully written and funny at the same time, yes, you are right, I’m definitely a Crossdresser, but different to some of my sisters here, Victoria must keep her feminine side hidden away from wife and family and enjoy herself 100% when traveling alone. Got to live with the chips given to you. I just wish I had accepting people around, as many lucky ones of this group. Cheers to all my beautiful sisters here. XOXOXOX Victoria 

Ellen Manko
Member
12 days ago

You might be a redneck if while waiting in the hair salon you find yourself concentrating on the ELLE magazine and exclaiming, “Wow that’s pretty” Just sayin..
I love your story and analogies Holly.
Hugs to you.

Jane Mansfield
Member
12 days ago

Hi there Holly, great to read on a winters day in Tasmania. Everything I read rang true, and my wife agreed. My closet or two closets have different clothes and shoes, so that tells a story.
We need some fun in our lives so well done. I love your garden too, so a good outcome all around.
Best Wishes
Jane

Jamie Rose
Member
12 days ago

Thanks for the article Holly. I can so relate to a lot of what you have written.

Brianna Bay
Baroness
Member
11 days ago

Lol, too funny, my wife was losing it, said I fit all those, THAN YOU!! Brianna

Nancy Beane
Member
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9 days ago

My husband read this article to me and oh boy Holly, you certainly hit the nail on the head with most of these! I’m not sure he ever considered subscribing to the women’s mags you mentioned, but oh how he loves to get his Venus clothing catalog in the mail! And it sure does come with a higher frequency than the monthly publications. Great, fun read – thank you!

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