You just might be a solitary closeted crossdresser when ……..
1.) your underwear drawer now contains so many panties, you have trouble finding your jockey shorts
2.) the term “Pink Fog” is less of a meteorological anomaly and more of a state of mind
3.) at home you pee sitting down, even in drab, through force of habit
4.) underdressing has become about as satisfying as water and dry crackers for lunch; you always desire the “full femme” experience
5.) you’ve learned to walk in 4in stilettos so well they’ve become your femme shoes of choice
6.) you’ve become so used to buttons on the left side that it’s become second nature to you
7.) wearing a bra without silicone forms makes you feel painfully “unfulfilled”
8.) you spend far too much time in front of the mirror futzing with your hair (wig)
9.) on laundry day every over-the-door hook has lingerie of every type and description hanging from it, air drying
10.) discovering a run in your pantyhose is much more annoying than finding a hole in a pair of your man socks
And one for lagniappe.
11.) Logging in to CDH in the evening, while en femme, is the highlight of your day