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    Greetings music lovers….. it’s the weekend and I want every single one of you to forget your troubles just for ten minutes…and LAUGH

    again I apologise if this has been done …but not lately, so let’s go girls….after reading Stephanie P talking about Ken Dodd’s song “happiness” ( a penis), I had a thought….

    There must be a song you know, that each time you hear the lyrics, they definitely do not sound like they should..I have two to start you off….

    I spent a lot of the early 70’s feeling so sorry for the demise of Lorraine in Paul McCartney’s song ” Band on the Run….

    Well, Lorraine exploded with a mighty crash

    As we fell into the sun
    And the first one said to the second one there,
    “I hope you’re having fun.”

     

    and as for Shania Twain’s ” that don’t impress me much”….who would have thought it???

    You’re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
    You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
    I can’t believe you kiss your co#k good night
    C’mon baby tell me, you must be jokin’, right…

    listen to them….am I right or am I right???…..your turn my lovelies…

    grace 🎶❤️🎶❤️

     

     

     

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    • #415462
      Stevie65
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      How about The Jive Bunny and the Master Mixer. Do you wanna rock.

      Do you wanna touch

      Do you wanna touch

      Do you wanna touch me there yeah yeah… oh yeah ohhh yeahhhh.

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    • #415437
      Mikey Johnson
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      OK – Blinded by the Light?

      “Wrapped like a douche, another roamer in the night!”

      I swear that’s what they’re saying, but I’m told not!

      I know, I’m picking the easy ones.  But give me a break – I’m supposed to be working!

      Mikey

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    • #415421
      Mikey Johnson
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      Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned one of the great originals in this genre, Credence Clearwater in “Bad Moon Risin'”

      The refrain ALWAYS sounded like “There’s a bathroom on the right!”

      Showing my age, yes?

      Great fun Gracie!  Good show.

      Mikey

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      Bianca Everdene
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      Sisters Sledges ‘We Are Family’

      Its not, but it sounds so much like

      🎼we’re given love in a femidom 🤣

      ❤️B

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      I have another one girls!!!….how did the backing vocals for Abba’s ” Take a chance on me”….turn into a Jackie Chan tribute???

       

      If you change your mind (Jackie Chan)
      I’m the first in line (Jackie Chan)
      Honey, I’m still free (Jackie Chan)
      Take a chance on me ( etc)
      If you need me, let me know
      Gonna be around
      If you’ve got no place to go
      When you’re feeling down

      …hehe…grace 💋

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      Celeste Starre
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      “I can’t believe you kiss your co#k good night”

      I guess if those are the correct lyrics all I can do is quote the immortal words of George Carlin.

      “If I could reach I would never have to leave home.”

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      Alexis Gentle
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      Many years ago there was a BBC news anchor by the name of Sue Lawley.

      When Police released “So Lonely” the refrain ran…

      So lonely
      So lonely (I feel low)
      So lonely (I feel so lonely)
      So lonely (I feel low)
      (I feel so lonely)
      So lonely (I feel low)
      So lonely (I feel so lonely)
      So lonely (I feel low)
      (I feel so lonely)
      Every phrase ‘so lonely’ sounded like ‘Sue Lawley’. So “Sue Lawley (I feel Sue Lawley)”
      Perhaps a hidden CD track lol
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        Alexis….I remember it well….

        loved the Police ❤️

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      Stevie Steiner
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      Oh yeah, forgot my Zeppelin.

      Immigrant song.

      “We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs grow ,

      turned into where the hard things grow.   in fairness, I did party a lot back then… 😏

      Stevie

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      Alexis Gentle
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      Take that – back for good:

      … I didn’t mean it
      I just want you back for good
      (Want you back, want you back, want you back for good)

      sounds like:

      … I didn’t mean it
      I just wash your back for good
      (Wash your back, wash your back, wash your back for good)

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      Angela Booth
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      Try Celine Dions – My heart goes on, from Titanic

      Near, far, wherever you are
      I believe that the heart does go on

      Sounds like.

      Near, far, wherever you are
      I believe that the hot dogs go on…….

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      Alexis Gentle
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      And who can forget Celine Dion’s Titanic theme “I believe the hot dogs go on… “

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        brilliant…now we’re cooking!!!

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      Stevie Steiner
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      But …… I love Shania!  Dang nab it, she rocked the belly shirt!  Lol

      Like others I was flummoxed by Jimi Hendrix

      ” excuse me while I kiss the sky ”  turned into

      ” excuse me while I kiss this guy “.  As a kid for a long time I thought it was a homosexual song…😂

      Let me have some coffees, I’ll think of others.😉

      Stevie

       

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      Mikey Johnson
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      Ooooh!  Yes indeed – that top is quite lovely.

      Thanks Ladies!

      Mikey

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      I see what you mean Britney, but more importantly, I love her top!!!!

      Thanks honey, grace xx

       

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