A year ago last Halloween my wife and I went to a Halloween costume contest at a shopping mall in a nearby town about 30 miles from home. I was wearing my little red cocktail dress with 4-inch matching red stilettos and matching red patent leather handbag. My wife made a red satin bow with 12 inch streamers which she pinned to the back of my dress just below the waist. She was wearing a football players uniform complete with shoes, pads and helmet, which she had borrowed from our son. We drove separate cars and arrived at slightly different times. After we had been there a short while, we began flirting with each other. It was hilarious! My wife, mimicking a male voice, asked me if I wanted to go with her to a certain motel in town. A cop even approached me and said: “Is he bothering you?”. We were both laughing so hard that I (we) couldn’t answer him. When the laughter subsided, we told the cop that we were married (to each other). He offered to give us a police escort to the motel in question, but we declined. Neither of us won any prizes for our costumes, however we had one of our best Halloweens ever.
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