Reply To: Bodysuits

[Helene van der Tee]

I can imagine the idea being very attractive but the reality being totally opposite. I had a breast plate for 6 weeks. You have to cover your torso with talc powder and wrestle your way in following the instructions because you don’t want to rip it. You get it on and think ‘oh the neck is not fitting correctly and needs trimming’  wrestle it off again and cut a bit of and wrestle it back on with more talc. It looks ok and yes your breast jiggle and it looks sexy….just not real. You decide to dress, you get made up and head out for a night out in your spaghetti strap dress it looks great in the mirror (and you didnt need to shave your back) before you leave. You get to the bar or restaurant, its warm ad you begin to perspire ( ladies dont sweat) your sitting on a stool talking to your girlfriend, you turn and there is a farting sound as the air gets forced out at the neck. By now you’re not perspiring anymore, you are in full sweat, you couldn’t be wetter than if you were sitting in a Finnish sauna. Its uncomfortable so horrible that you need to get back home. Arriving home you start ripping of your clothes your make-up was already pouring down your face, so worring about getting foundation on your dress is not the worry anymore. The fun really begins, the latex is sucked onto your skin which was covered in talc but has turned into a slurry with the composition of wall filler. Just trying to get it over your head with no help is really impossible, pulling upward over your torso is difficult as you cant hold onto the slimy rubber. I used it two times and threw it out. It was from Roanya and cost a lot of money. Maybe you can take the sweat for the effect, but I just shave my back, tape up my chest and use a low cut bra with my falsies.