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    • #479268
      Anonymous

      Morning girls…..

      It’s a beautiful sunny Sunday morning in little ole England, and the natives are stirring…..

      So, how was Saturday night…????

      ( Whenever you had it, for you beauties overseas!!! )….

      are you waking up to the smell of a full English???….or the sound of the paracetamol bottle being unscrewed…???

      for grace????…I sleep the sleep of angels ( going to bed in panties and perfume, why wouldn’t I!!!! ).

      I have just got back from my walk…and as I was out, I was thinking of old jokes….so I adapted a few, to give you a weekend smile….well, I hope they do….please feel free to add to them, after all, who doesn’t like a smile????

      Grace ❤️❤️.

      A crossdressers car breaks down, and after a while, another car pulls up….she quickly checks her makeup in her mirror. As the guy approaches her car, she gets out and says….would you help a lady in distress???

      The guy looks her up and down and says…..I could try, but I don’t think it would fit me…..

       

      A crossdresser finally got up the nerve to go out….so each night she drove to the local multi storey carpark….got out of her car, and walked around,…..

      She felt so good, on so many different levels!!!

       

      A beautiful crossdresser walked into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder…the barman says, wow….what a beauty, where did you get her????

      The parrot said…crossdresser heaven, there’s hundreds of them!! 😂😂.

      Happy Sunday❤️❤️

    • #479273

      Very good Grace! They made me smile on a cool Autumn Sunday evening in Adelaide.
      Hugs, Stephanie 💖

    • #479276

      Lol, Thank you Grace, and a beautiful good morning to you
      Hugs, Regi👩💕

      • #479317
        Anonymous

        Loving your profile pic Regi xx

        • #479325

          Oh, thank you, Grace, one day I will have the confidence to post a close-up,lol
          Hugs, Regi👩💕

    • #479283
      Anonymous

      Good what is to you afternoon already Grace, just starting my Sunday morning across the pond from you and it’s looking to be a good day. As for jokes well I’ll try. Have you heard about the 99lb crossdresser who went to Alaska? Well she came back a husky f….er. That’s all I’ve got 💕💋 Katie

    • #479291

      Hear about the cross dresser who liked to dress as a nun?  She’d developed quite a habit.

      Sister Clara

       

      • #479294

        …..her Mother tried to get her to stop….she felt so superior…..

    • #479293
      Eona Oh
      Lady

      Thanks so much for the morning smile and giggle Grace! 😂💖

    • #479298

      …ba da boom (rimshot)

    • #479346
      Anonymous

      Hi my sweetie, well obviously in the garden again, everything is beginning to awaken from its winter slumber. Cut the grass, the smell of new cut grass is gorgeous. Saturday was a beautiful evening, so sat on the patio with the Vodka, now that went down a treat. No hangover to report here thankfully. Loving the jokes sweetie. Ta ta gorgeous xx

      • #479367
        Anonymous

        Is it true that if you sprinkle vodka on your lawn…it comes up half cut???🤣🤣

        • #479396
          Anonymous

          😂 😂 😂
          Now I need a Tena Grace. Sprinkle Vodka!!! noooooo can’t be wasting it Grace, that’s a crime.

    • #479373

      Hahahaha,

      Very Cute Gracie.

      You always know how to make us smile .

      Thank you so much for that it means so much.

      you really brighten our days.

       

      Huggs Patty

    • #479383
      Krista
      Duchess

      Well Good Morning Miss Grace.

      I woke up this morning to a very light dusting of snow (-4 C with wind chill right now).  But it is supposed to warm up (the sun is now shining) so I’m sure it will all be melted in a couple of hours (the back yard may take a bit longer as there is still a small section of deeper snow back there).

      Thanks for the Sunday morning smile (and suitably adapted – you are sooo creative).  Looking forward to watching the F1 race from Italy after I come home from my morning jog.  I will have it on my PVR.

      All the Best, Big Hugs from Canada, Krista.

    • #479413

      Grace I was literally laughing out loud!!! Thanks for the laugh and now to explain to my wife  what was so funny!

      Ashley

      ps.  I read them all to her ….. she laughed as well.

    • #479436
      Anonymous

      So ….. even crossdressers tell Dad jokes!🤣🤣🤣

      • #479446
        Anonymous

        Probably because lots of them…..

        are dad’s!!!….😂🤣😂🤣.   xx

    • #479451

      Just your sence of humor Grace you are a real treat to see you here and read your posts makes my girly heart jiggle when i laugh well maybe thats the forms hmmmm…

      Hugs Grace

      Stephanie 💋💕

      • #479452
        Anonymous

        Stephanie….

        are you jiggling or juggling???

        🤣🤣.   x

        • #479453

          I think you hit it right juggling might just be it ha ha

          Stephanie

    • #479585

      Hi Grace,

      Thank-you for the smiles.

      Alice

    • #479586

      Love the red hair, Grace!

      Bridgette

      • #480953
        Anonymous

        Thank you Bridgette….it’s all about looking different….haha.

        Grace ❤️❤️

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