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Hello girls…
I usually post something over the weekend…so let’s smile for a minute….
Anybody know any Easter jokes??…awww come on, it doesn’t matter how bad they are. If they make the corners of your mouth turn up…even slightly, they have done their job…..I know there’s jokers out there from previous posts….so let’s go !!!!!…
( keep them clean!!! )
Here’s a few to kick you off, and show how bad they are allowed to be…..
What kind of jewellery does the Easter bunny wear??
14 carrot gold…
Why do some people paint Easter eggs??
Have you ever tried to wallpaper one…
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole??
a hot cross bunny…
How does the Easter bunny keep fit??
lots of eggs-ercise…..especially hare-obics…
…..yes, they are THAT bad!!!!…..so come on…..
Grace 🥚🐰🥚🐰🥚. xx
Jokes?
How eggsiting!
Where does Christmas come before Easter?
In a dictionary.
How do you make Easter easier?
Replace the t with an i.
A priest, a bishop and a rabbit go into a blood bank.
The rabbit says “I think I’m a type o”.
Love Laura
Grace wins a kitkat!!!….
I bet that you would be first…xx
Oh Laura, number 3 is seriously good, had to think there for a moment and repeat it out loud before it sank in.
Diana🐇💒
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
Why did the bald headed man have some rabbits tattooed on his head?
Because at a distance they might be mistaken for hares x
It doesn’t matter how bad your jokes are Grace they always make me chuckle x
Hugs Rozalyne x
My contribution – what happens when a rabbit throws a tantrum? – She gets hopping mad! – or (and this ones really sad) How do rabbits travel? – by Hareplane – BOOM! BOOM!
Easter Bunny Girl
Diana
How about this one !!!!
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a huge chocolate egg…
I said to him, ” I bet I can guess what your favourite Christian festival is’!!
He said…..
…….’ haf to love Easter baby ”
G😂r🤣a😂c🤣e😂. ❤️
I had to repeat that a couple of times as I couldn’t believe what I was hearing…🐰
That one must take the cake surely
Diana
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Brilliant…🤣😂🤣😂🤣
HI Grace I hope you have a Hoppy Easter my friend,LOL
What music does the Easter bunny dance to?
Hip Hop of course.LOL
You make our easter brighter gracie
Thank you ,your the best
Patty
Thank you Patty…love the joke!!xx
I agree Patty Grace is the best hands down.
Kathleen xxxxx
Here we go again!!!!
A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
Love, grace xx
Hi Grace,
Here are few that are really bad!!!!
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
Hugs, Krista.
Okay…this isn’t really an Easter joke…but it does have eggs in it…
Mary Poppins walks into a restaurant and orders cauliflower cheese and eggs…
When she leaves, the staff notice she has written something in the complaints book…so they look…
“Supercauliflowercheese…the eggs were quite atrocious”…
love, Mary xx
grace xx
Grace….I think you need some professional help. Just kidding, just kidding. I did get some groans from them though.
Kathleen xxxxx 💋♥💋❤
Eggsellent yolk, I mean joke, Grace – reminds me of this story:
Mahatma Ghandi was frequently, if incorrectly referred to as a mystic, but it is little known that he suffered from several ailments – he was very fragile.
Because he went around barefoot a lot, he had callouses all over his feet – so bad, he had callouses on his callouses – super callouses, in fact – and his breath could melt steel doors a mile away, due to his love of onions and all manner of piquant foodstuffs – he was verily plagued by his breath.
All together – he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LL
Where does a blind Hen go, to a Birds Eye store.
Sarah….you got it….yay xxx
What goes peck peck Boom – chicken on a minefield.
Hi Grace,
It’s officially time for the egg hunt — let’s hop to it!
- Gather round, and listen to my Easter tail. Don’t worry, it has a hoppy ending.
Alice
Billiejay….very clever x
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An otter.
An otter who?
An otter ether bunny.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep, run over ether bunny.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, ether bunny will be back next year.Allison, hon. You stole my joke. That’s okay though, I don’t like making fun of bunnies wif a speech imp…immpa…impeda, who can’t talk tho good.
PaulaF
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 xx
I always loved the Bugs Bunny “Autobiography”; 50 years old and just One Grey Hare…… And seeing as Laura introduced the chicken/road subject… Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side…. Unfunny Inga.
Thanks Laura….
First and third jokes were great…
didn’t get the second one about the font family…was Arial Helvetica…………a bunny????
Haha xx
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