A “MUSICAL ODE TO THE RAZOR”

[Caty Ryan]

 

Hi to all on TGR,

Having just completed my first ever full body shave and been a long type frustrated lyricist, this came to me as I finished the last run over my legs.

“Something to sing about”, for the full body shave has been my last “CD mountain I wanted to climb” for ages. “Mature enough” to have done makeovers dinners and out shopping en femme etc etc

“With a one and a two and a three”

When you move in right up close to me
That’s when I get the shakes all over me

Quivers down the backbone
I get the shakes down the knee bones
Yeah, have the tremors in my thigh bone
Shavin all over!!

Just the way that you run your blade over me
Brings that feelin’ on inside of me

Quivers down the backbone
I get  the shivers down the thigh bone
Yeah have the tremors in my back bone
Shavin all over!

Well, I love my shave and I adore you razor,
well, Shave, Shave’ Shave

Shave’ Shave

Shave’ Shave

SHAVIN ALL O….V…E….R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With apologies to “Johnny Kidd and the Pirates”, whom I think did the original of this song

 

Caty.

PS When “the Boss” aint home, I’ll have to get into Caty mode and get the guitar out!!!

 

 

 

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