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- December 16, 2020 at 2:21 am #418881
Jennifer Walker
ParticipantRegistered On: September 11, 2019Topics: 26Replies: 143Has thanked: 649 timesBeen thanked: 810 timesIn Britain and other places we have Christmas crackers. It is a tube that two people pull from either end. It splits with a small bang and the person with most of the tube wins a hat a small toy and a terrible joke.
The only crossdressing Joke I know is when asked what you do for a living you say you work in lingerie.
Do people have any other Jokes, the poorer jokes are the best.
Jennifer
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- December 17, 2021 at 10:14 am #590199
Angela Booth
LadyRegistered On: August 1, 2020Topics: 9Replies: 1007Has thanked: 3745 timesBeen thanked: 4686 times‘Why did the crossdresser cross the road?’
‘Victoria secrets has a sale’
Why does a crossdressers laugh sound like Her Her Her?’
‘Because she doesn’t want to be a Hee Hee Hee’
‘Why are crossdressers never in the main show?’
‘They are better in the dress rehearsal’
‘Why do crossdressers walk so gingerly?’
‘If you tried putting knackers into knickers you’d understand why’.
‘Why do crossdressers eat so well’
‘They love to ‘tuck’ in.
‘Where do crossdressers sit in the theater?’
‘In the dress circle of course’
‘Why was the crossdressing architect good at bridges?’
‘She knew how to make suspenders look good’
‘Why do crossdressers make good Santas?’
‘They know how to fill a stocking’
‘What horse riding event do crossdressers excel in?’
‘Dressage’
The crossdresser wasn’t worried that she had put too much glue on her false eyelashes. In fact she didn’t bat an eyelid.
‘A crossdresser started work in a hardware shop and sales shot up’
‘She had lovely skirting, the best hose in town and nails to die for’
‘Why are crossdressers considered aristocracy?’
‘They are always well heeled’
‘What do you call a crossdressing Santa?’
‘Mary Christmas’…….
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- December 16, 2021 at 7:46 pm #589965
Felicia Mars
LadyRegistered On: May 2, 2020Topics: 1Replies: 45Has thanked: 345 timesBeen thanked: 205 timesMy wife got mad at me for crossdressing…..
so I packed her clothes and left.
You might be a redneck crossdresser if…..
you try to wax your legs with Turtle Wax.
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- December 16, 2021 at 7:16 pm #589954
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhat did the trans man say after finally telling his parents about his surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”1 user thanked author for this post.
- December 15, 2021 at 8:42 pm #589534
Leonara
AmbassadorRegistered On: October 13, 2015Topics: 6Replies: 697Has thanked: 2776 timesBeen thanked: 1988 timesI am so confused… if Mr & Mrs potato head are no longer male & female.does that mean there will be no more tator tots lol
Being an old lady, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday and be so concerned about my car warranty 🙂3 users thanked author for this post.
- December 15, 2021 at 7:28 pm #589517
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhy do cannibals hate Transgender people?
Too much trans fat
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- December 15, 2021 at 7:19 pm #589512
Caroline OBrien
LadyRegistered On: April 18, 2020Topics: 5Replies: 164Has thanked: 801 timesBeen thanked: 814 timesOne more that really made me laugh.
What’s a crossdressers idea of a good time?
Eat, drink and be Mary.
Caroline
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- December 16, 2021 at 4:52 pm #589927
Marlene Roberts
LadyRegistered On: December 9, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 176Has thanked: 2627 timesBeen thanked: 439 timesExcellent! Marlene.
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- December 15, 2021 at 7:14 pm #589510
Caroline OBrien
LadyRegistered On: April 18, 2020Topics: 5Replies: 164Has thanked: 801 timesBeen thanked: 814 timesI don’t this this one has been posted
What did the crossdressing psychologist wear to work?
A Freudian slip!!
Caroline
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- December 15, 2021 at 12:00 pm #589373
Elizabeth(Liz)
LadyRegistered On: October 7, 2021Topics: 33Replies: 397Has thanked: 2694 timesBeen thanked: 1784 timesA crossdresser looks as young as the woman he feels.
Not me personally but a man in some cases
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- December 15, 2021 at 6:43 am #589260
Celeste Starre
LadyRegistered On: June 26, 2018Topics: 49Replies: 1378Has thanked: 382 timesBeen thanked: 5051 timesI remember a cartoon from Playboy Magazine which was probably from the 60’s. It depicted a guy wearing bra,panties,garter belt, and heels standing in front of a full length mirror singing “Don we now our gay apparel”
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- December 15, 2021 at 6:37 am #589259
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesHi girls thanks for all the titters, you have just made my day, i haven’t laughed so much in ages X hahaha,
Hugs Roz X
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- December 15, 2021 at 3:55 am #589210
Elizabeth(Liz)
LadyRegistered On: October 7, 2021Topics: 33Replies: 397Has thanked: 2694 timesBeen thanked: 1784 timesFrom the jokes some girls are coming of with, it would seem there’s a lot of us who are”crackers”.
Liz
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- December 15, 2021 at 6:02 am #589243
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timessalted or unsalted lol
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- December 15, 2021 at 7:26 pm #589516
Alison Anderson
DuchessRegistered On: October 15, 2018Topics: 12Replies: 781Has thanked: 623 timesBeen thanked: 3347 timesShouldn’t that read “salted or
asaltedassaulted?”2 users thanked author for this post.
- December 16, 2021 at 8:21 pm #589979
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timestrue sounds better thanks for correction lol
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- December 15, 2021 at 3:46 am #589208
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesAdvice for the unimaginative-
What do you do with a tempting CD?
A)- re address it
B) – take it out of the package and plant it
C- put it in the machine and play it.
D)- accuse it of “ letting itself go”
( seedy…. Sorry )
E)- sorry/ the question should have read
“ when attempting CD”.
Spell checkers – the best gift for your anenomys ( the plant thingy”’s)“ Hippy Crumbles and nude year fleeting)”
Answer to those grammatical exam question-
Follow suit and fill in the missing comparatives…
1 – I walk… I walked
2 – I buy… I bought
3- I see…. I CD.Finally – an apology from the publishers- we sometimes have to scrape the barrel.
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- December 15, 2021 at 1:55 am #589185
Miranda Huggenkiss
LadyRegistered On: November 26, 2017Topics: 0Replies: 20Has thanked: 5 timesBeen thanked: 79 times1. What do you call a bra for Siamese Twins?
answer: A Cobra
2. What is the German definition of a bra?
answer: Holdzemfromfloppin’
3. What is the colloquial definition of a bra?
answer: Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
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- December 15, 2021 at 9:03 am #589287
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesI understand that the inventor of the bra was a German national: Herr Titzling.
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- December 15, 2021 at 1:33 am #589181
Anonymous
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Connie
xxx
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- December 14, 2021 at 8:11 pm #589141
Anonymous
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A gender bender mender fender
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- December 15, 2021 at 6:20 am #589250
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesShouldn’t that say a gender bender fender mender, lol X
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- December 15, 2021 at 9:56 am #589308
Anonymous
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- December 14, 2021 at 8:05 pm #589137
Barb Wire
Duchess - AnnualRegistered On: September 16, 2021Topics: 15Replies: 677Has thanked: 3920 timesBeen thanked: 3283 timesWhy is it difficult for police to catch a thieving crossdresser?
They always give the police the slip!
* *
Why do space aliens only abduct crossdressers?
I haven’t a clue, but they sure know how to get me out of the house!
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- December 14, 2021 at 8:04 pm #589136
Anonymous
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- December 14, 2021 at 4:53 pm #589084
Anonymous
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crossdressing
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- December 16, 2021 at 8:00 pm #589971
Barb Wire
Duchess - AnnualRegistered On: September 16, 2021Topics: 15Replies: 677Has thanked: 3920 timesBeen thanked: 3283 timesBoooo…. LMAO!!
I actually like this one and I don’t know why! I got the giggles! HA HA!!
Donna, I think I’m peaking! LOL!
Barb 🙂
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- December 16, 2021 at 8:23 pm #589981
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesLOL Barb would that be American french or italian maybe Russian on your salad. rofl.
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- December 14, 2021 at 8:10 pm #589140
Jane Holliday
LadyRegistered On: December 14, 2021Topics: 2Replies: 22Has thanked: 21 timesBeen thanked: 135 timesGoodness gracious. A crossdressing dad joke. I love those. That was pretty amazing.
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- December 14, 2021 at 7:17 pm #589121
Bobbi
Registered On: September 13, 2018Topics: 36Replies: 1759Has thanked: 2298 timesBeen thanked: 5704 timesOMG! girl, that’s so bad, it’s good! 🙂
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- December 14, 2021 at 8:15 pm #589144
Anonymous
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- December 14, 2021 at 4:25 pm #589077
Marlene Roberts
LadyRegistered On: December 9, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 176Has thanked: 2627 timesBeen thanked: 439 timesChristmas crackers! What a treat they were when growing up in the UK in the 40s and 50s. Only the “rich” had those and we were not rich so when we had them it was a very special treat.
Now in the US we, and my daughter and family, keep up the tradition.
And the jokes were very groan worthy but so much fun. The hats were too large and now they seem too small. Something changed! Marlene. PS Why is the tag “Hernia alert”??
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- December 14, 2021 at 9:57 am #588950
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timeswhat was frosty doing at a coal mine trying to find his buttons and eyes
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- December 15, 2021 at 3:25 am #589203
Anonymous
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- December 14, 2021 at 9:52 am #588947
Dawn Judson
AmbassadorRegistered On: November 26, 2017Topics: 11Replies: 137Has thanked: 355 timesBeen thanked: 668 timesThis Caitlin Jenner joke cost me a gig:
What do ghosts & Caitlin’s mom have in common? They’re both trans-parent.
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- December 14, 2021 at 9:45 am #588939
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Crispies.
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- December 14, 2021 at 9:38 am #588936
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesBringing this back for Holly.
Kisses
Laura
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- December 23, 2020 at 4:17 am #422034
Anonymous
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he sold his soul to Santa
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- December 23, 2020 at 7:42 am #422112
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesGrace sweetie am I reading this right? He sold the bottom of his shoes to Satan!!!!!!
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- December 23, 2020 at 8:05 am #422121
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesYou got it..
He had no sole….that’s quite a feat!!
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- December 23, 2020 at 9:27 am #422181
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesBut, but, what?. He has no soul and quaint feet?
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- December 22, 2020 at 10:29 am #421776
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhy are crabs miserable?
Because they are always in a crabby mood
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- December 23, 2020 at 7:46 am #422113
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesAs Sean Connery might have said:
Shelfish critters!
Talking of Sean Connery, I understand he was a bit of a DIY fanatic, and even built his own library.
One day, though, a book fell onto his head.
He said…
Wait for it…
“I only have my shelf to blame.”
/gets coat
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- December 23, 2020 at 9:32 am #422183
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesLaura….you are definitely mixing with the right!! company hehe…
Love Sean, always the same… remember him in the hunt for red October… russian sub commander…hoots Mon!!! dive, dive, dive!!
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- December 15, 2021 at 3:31 am #589205
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesSean- always the shame !
- December 19, 2020 at 2:33 pm #420394
Bobbi
Registered On: September 13, 2018Topics: 36Replies: 1759Has thanked: 2298 timesBeen thanked: 5704 timesQ: How much did the crossdressing pirate pay to get his ears pierced??
A: A buccaneer!16 users thanked author for this post.
- December 19, 2020 at 7:36 am #420261
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhat do get when a zebra lays down.
A crossing
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- December 18, 2020 at 12:52 am #419746
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesNewsflash!!!!
advent calendars may be discontinued…..
apparently their days are numbered!!
Grace xx
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- December 18, 2020 at 2:11 pm #420022
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesI got the sack from an Advent calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
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- December 19, 2020 at 8:24 am #420279
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesLaura….they say, when one door closes, another one opens…..oooooh, goody, more chocolate!!!
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- December 17, 2020 at 2:04 pm #419603
Alison Anderson
DuchessRegistered On: October 15, 2018Topics: 12Replies: 781Has thanked: 623 timesBeen thanked: 3347 timesWhat do you call a group of trans women?
Ex-Men.
Just finished a great book about a crossdresser who has a speech impediment.
The title is “Man or Myth.”
What street in Paris is well-known for its crossdresser community?
The Rue Paul.
What is the biggest crime committed by crossdressers?
Male fraud.
If a crossdresser goes missing, should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?
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- December 17, 2020 at 12:32 pm #419576
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesAhoy mateys
Where does a pirate Captain hide his buccaneers???
….under his buccin hat!!
Tee hee xx
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- December 17, 2020 at 9:46 am #419516
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesLast one, honestly!!!
Sorry girls, you might not get your pressies until boxing day… Santa 🎅 is running late….a lot of his staff have had to Elf isolate!!!!
sorry, grace ❤️❤️
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- December 17, 2020 at 9:45 am #419515
Mona
DuchessRegistered On: December 18, 2018Topics: 10Replies: 133Has thanked: 690 timesBeen thanked: 828 timesTucked Santa: “I’m from the North Pole, but I like to keep my South Pole hidden.”
Frustrated wife: “The holidays stress me out…try walking a mile in my boots!” Husband: “Wish I could help you dear, but I only wear heels.”
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, oh how I hope there’s a pair I can wear.
What do you call a monk wearing panties? Friar Tuck
Corset-wearing CD: “Sorry, can’t take your call, I’m all tied up at the moment.”
Bewildered American psychologist to British CD: “I just don’t understand your fear of ladders.”
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- December 17, 2020 at 9:31 am #419496
Anonymous
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Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown ????
Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen!!
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- December 17, 2020 at 11:57 am #419563
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesWhat did the pirate say on the day she became an octogenarian?
Arrr, matey!
Love Laura
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- December 17, 2020 at 9:27 am #419494
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesIt’s me!
What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?Krisp Kringle!!!9 users thanked author for this post.
- December 17, 2020 at 11:59 am #419564
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesThe Christmas alphabet runs:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
The angels sang “No-el”.
😇😇😇
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- December 17, 2020 at 8:59 am #419484
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhy did batman arrest his partner?
Because he was always Robin when he went out.
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- December 17, 2020 at 8:39 am #419480
Lily-Rose Nielsen
Registered On: November 2, 2020Topics: 7Replies: 194Has thanked: 1003 timesBeen thanked: 698 timesOh my god, why did I find this page. I did a hernia repair yesterday and it hurts so when I laugh. And I have laughed a lot 😀😀😀😀
Hugs
Lily Rose11 users thanked author for this post.
- December 17, 2020 at 8:54 am #419483
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesSorry Lily-Rose
blame Jen….she should have put a hernia alert in the title…..get well soon x
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- December 17, 2020 at 12:04 pm #419567
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesTagged
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- December 17, 2020 at 6:37 am #419434
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhat song springs to mind????
a party of crossdressers bragging about their Christmas outfits in a hotel reception…..
🎶Dress nuts boasting in an open foyer🎶
grace x
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- December 17, 2020 at 12:21 pm #419570
Mona
DuchessRegistered On: December 18, 2018Topics: 10Replies: 133Has thanked: 690 timesBeen thanked: 828 timesGroup of sweaty, gaff-wearing cross dressers standing around a seedy politician in an overheated auditorium:
“Tucked nuts roasting by an open liar”
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- December 17, 2020 at 6:50 am #419439
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesI read that and thought of this:
Love Laura
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- December 17, 2020 at 7:05 am #419449
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 times😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
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- December 17, 2020 at 6:36 am #419433
Mona
DuchessRegistered On: December 18, 2018Topics: 10Replies: 133Has thanked: 690 timesBeen thanked: 828 timesCheck out this parody of the song Winter Wonderland. It’s called Walkin’ ‘Round In Women’s Underwear:
Highly recommended!
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- December 20, 2020 at 5:14 pm #420919
ChloeC
DuchessRegistered On: November 5, 2019Topics: 11Replies: 543Has thanked: 2068 timesBeen thanked: 2545 timesMona, I’ve listened to that song (by Bob Rivers who has done a lot of parodies) for years. A station in Detroit would play it every Christmas season.
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- December 17, 2020 at 6:24 am #419431
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesHello…
This year Santa’s going…commando…
but nothing will change…..
St. knickerless will be visiting as usual…..but if you hear a noise in your chimney…..DONT look up !!!
ho ho ho grace x
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- December 17, 2020 at 5:53 am #419419
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWhy do crossdressers always sleep well?
Because they are always tucked in comfortably
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- December 17, 2020 at 5:49 am #419418
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesA young girl walks up to a man and says, “hello sweetie”
The young man replies “no thank you I don’t eat sweets”
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- December 17, 2020 at 5:17 am #419408
Anonymous
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What is every understanding wife expecting to find in their stockings on Christmas day????…….
………their husbands!!!!
smiles, grace ❤️
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- December 17, 2020 at 6:44 am #419437
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesYou beat me to it!
I knew there was a funny joke involving stockings – and you nailed it, sister!
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- December 17, 2020 at 3:02 am #419392
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesI’m giving up drinking until Christmas.
Bad punctuation…
I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
Fixed.
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- December 19, 2020 at 5:47 pm #420485
Alison Anderson
DuchessRegistered On: October 15, 2018Topics: 12Replies: 781Has thanked: 623 timesBeen thanked: 3347 timesThis reminds me of P.D.Q. Bach’s “Throw The Yule Log On, Uncle John”
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- December 17, 2020 at 2:06 am #419385
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWe’re do you weigh whales?
At a whale weigh station.
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- December 17, 2020 at 2:55 am #419391
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesKeeping the non-Christmassay theme:
Where does Dorothy (Wizard of Oz) go to find out how heavy her pies are?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
(Weigh a pie…)
Sing it!!!
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- December 17, 2020 at 8:04 am #419466
Mikey Johnson
LadyRegistered On: August 18, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 123Has thanked: 144 timesBeen thanked: 407 timesOMG! Too funny!
Mikey (almost wet myself)
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- December 17, 2020 at 9:01 am #419485
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesMikey!!….try harder, it’s okay, Steph’s loaded, she has Tena’s coming out of her……ears!!!
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- December 17, 2020 at 5:14 am #419407
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesThat is so very funny!!
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- December 16, 2020 at 8:01 pm #419185
Caty Ryan
BaronessRegistered On: August 27, 2017Topics: 112Replies: 1009Has thanked: 8 timesBeen thanked: 3945 timesOne for the cricketing nations of the world.
“Didya hear about the corssidressing cricketer, he got caught in slips”.
For our North American friends. “Slips” is a fielding position slightly off the pitch and behind the batsman”.
Caty.
PS Australia V India first test as I write.. Go Aussies!!
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- December 16, 2020 at 5:10 pm #419147
Alice Underwire
LadyRegistered On: September 16, 2019Topics: 92Replies: 5044Has thanked: 7274 timesBeen thanked: 12808 timesWhat do you call cross dressing ghosts that adopted a child?
TransparencyMy dad is pretty open about his cross dressing habits, and willing to share with anyone that asks.
He’s well known for his transparency.Alice6 users thanked author for this post.
- December 16, 2020 at 4:46 pm #419139
Marlene Roberts
LadyRegistered On: December 9, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 176Has thanked: 2627 timesBeen thanked: 439 timesA CD is sunbathing on a beach. Feeling like a swim “she” runs into the water but trips and falls over losing the bottom of her bikini. So the thong is ended but the mammary lingers on. Marlene.
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- December 16, 2020 at 5:37 pm #419157
Mikey Johnson
LadyRegistered On: August 18, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 123Has thanked: 144 timesBeen thanked: 407 timesThat’s so bad it’s wonderful!
Mikey
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- December 16, 2020 at 2:55 pm #419124
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesWent to the local garden center the weekend, saw Michael J Fox with his back to the Fuchsias
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- December 16, 2020 at 1:56 pm #419100
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesGosh Laura …I’m doing my best….is there anyone out there!???
Here’s another….
I tried on the wife’s beachwear while she was out shopping………………
It felt so right but it seemed sarong!!!.
That’s all folks, grace xxx
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- December 16, 2020 at 1:47 pm #419099
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesoooops…..I looked at the credit card statement, then I looked up at my wife, and then I glared at the statement again.
Thousands spent frivolously on dresses, handbags, and shoes…
………She mustn’t find out !!!!
Hehe….grace x
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- December 16, 2020 at 1:06 pm #419086
Kathleen
DuchessRegistered On: February 20, 2020Topics: 9Replies: 269Has thanked: 956 timesBeen thanked: 1047 timesOh my God my head is going to explode! Do you people think you could take this show on the road? OH NO what would you call it???
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- December 16, 2020 at 1:38 pm #419096
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 times“Pull a cracker” might be a bit saucy…
“What’s funny about cross dressing?”
A few rude ones occur….
“Sexual Heeling” has a ring… oh please!
I won’t venture “Frocks and cocks” because it’s too rude.
I did think “A mess in a dress”, but just no.
Sorry – as always, I just download my stream of consciousness…
“Skirting the Subject” or “Skirting the Issue” is kinda cool to me, but a bit on the serious side.
Stream has dried up – hope these bring even more smiles
😍😍😍
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- December 16, 2020 at 12:01 pm #419060
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesWhat do you call 2 cross dressing thieves?
A pair of nickers.
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- December 16, 2020 at 1:07 pm #419087
Mikey Johnson
LadyRegistered On: August 18, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 123Has thanked: 144 timesBeen thanked: 407 timesHo Ho indeed. I think it translates nicely! Thanks Laura!
Mikey
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- December 16, 2020 at 12:37 pm #419079
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesHi Laura,
I do love a good pun; but that one may have lost something in the translation when it crossed the pond. (I got it, but I’m a Whovian).
Hugs,
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- December 16, 2020 at 1:09 pm #419088
Mikey Johnson
LadyRegistered On: August 18, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 123Has thanked: 144 timesBeen thanked: 407 timesBetty Lou – OK – I’ll bite. What’s a Whovian?
Mikey
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- December 16, 2020 at 4:56 pm #419144
Rayna Carlian
DuchessRegistered On: March 4, 2020Topics: 3Replies: 409Has thanked: 554 timesBeen thanked: 1432 timesMikey, a Whovian is a Doctor Who fan. Long running British TV series. So, you’d be bound to pick up a bit of slang from across the pond.
XOXO
Dala
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- December 19, 2020 at 4:41 pm #420468
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesKnock knock, “who’s there”
“Doctor ”
“Doctor who?
” yes “,
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- December 16, 2020 at 11:54 am #419054
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesone more…..
What do you call a crossdressing mechanic???
a gender bender fender mender!!
Grace 😂😂😂❤️
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- December 16, 2020 at 1:10 pm #419089
Mikey Johnson
LadyRegistered On: August 18, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 123Has thanked: 144 timesBeen thanked: 407 timesGracie – whatever you and Laura are drinking / smoking/ ???? – please keep it up!
Too much! Love it!
Mikey
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- December 16, 2020 at 11:49 am #419050
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesMe again
Mrs Claus fancied trying out a bit of crossdressing on Santa….
Not a chance, said Father Christmas!!
She replied…for goodnesssake, can’t you just for once put yourself in my shoes !!???
or
What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?…..A freudian slip!!Ho ho ho, grace ❤️❤️9 users thanked author for this post.
- December 16, 2020 at 11:32 am #419044
Kimmie
LadyRegistered On: September 27, 2016Topics: 4Replies: 262Has thanked: 184 timesBeen thanked: 1188 timesTHESE ARE GREAT!!! It’s nice to smile at the end of a crummy year (or is it crumby?).
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- December 16, 2020 at 11:30 am #419043
Rei Durden
Registered On: October 11, 2020Topics: 29Replies: 1010Has thanked: 5917 timesBeen thanked: 4297 timesThis thread needs to get pinned!
OMG I’m dying LMAO
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- December 16, 2020 at 10:23 am #418994
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesHow many crossdressers does it take to change a light bulb???…
What!!!….up THOSE steps in THESE heels!!!!!
smiles, grace xx
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- December 16, 2020 at 9:01 am #418974
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesand there’s more…..
” What do you call a crossdressing monk???
…..friar tucked!! or
mummy, the kids are saying daddy is a crossdresser???
son, your mummy’s in the kitchen!
…don’t blame me, you started it.
Grace xx
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- December 16, 2020 at 8:20 am #418962
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesI will quickly gatecrash the ” I love Laura show”….hehe….with this one.
what do crossdressers do at Christmas…..
….they eat, drink and be Mary………
(unless your name is Rei, then you just Tuck in!!!)….sorry darling, love you really x
Smiles, grace ❤️❤️….
back to you Laura…give me more!!!
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- December 16, 2020 at 8:34 am #418966
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesHahahaaaa!!!
Fantastic joke, Grace – I Lovett!
You’ve set the bar so high – I thought you normally drank it dry?
I will have to put my best, frilly, lacy, silky thinking cap on to beat that one.
😍😍😍
Love Laura
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- December 16, 2020 at 7:16 am #418941
Celeste Starre
LadyRegistered On: June 26, 2018Topics: 49Replies: 1378Has thanked: 382 timesBeen thanked: 5051 timesA wealthy woman returned a bit tipsy from a Xmas party. She found her butler and told him the remove her dress. The butler did as she asked. Then she told him to remove her slip. Again he did as she asked. Now remove my panties&bra. He blushed and did as she asked. Now she said,if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again,you’re fired.
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- December 16, 2020 at 12:33 pm #419078
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesAwww, Celeste…
You beat me to the only CD joke I know.
Bettylou
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- December 16, 2020 at 6:38 am #418928
Caroline OBrien
LadyRegistered On: April 18, 2020Topics: 5Replies: 164Has thanked: 801 timesBeen thanked: 814 timesDid you hear about the crossdressing dinosaur?
It was try Sara tops
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- December 16, 2020 at 6:46 am #418931
Caroline OBrien
LadyRegistered On: April 18, 2020Topics: 5Replies: 164Has thanked: 801 timesBeen thanked: 814 timesThe crossdresser’s wife said she was divorcing him. So he packed her stuff and left.
🥳
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- December 16, 2020 at 6:43 am #418930
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesOr maybe a d’youthinkhesaurus?
Or, when caught – youbettysaurus?
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- December 16, 2020 at 4:43 am #418909
Celeste Starre
LadyRegistered On: June 26, 2018Topics: 49Replies: 1378Has thanked: 382 timesBeen thanked: 5051 timesThe one I remember was a cartoon from a Playboy Mag. I saw a looooong time ago. It pictured this guy standing in front of a mirror at Xmas wearing black panties,bra,garter belt,stockings and heels singing “Don we now our gay apparel”
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- December 15, 2021 at 11:34 am #589365
Miranda Huggenkiss
LadyRegistered On: November 26, 2017Topics: 0Replies: 20Has thanked: 5 timesBeen thanked: 79 timesI remember that issue
- December 16, 2020 at 7:14 am #418938
zeezee
DuchessRegistered On: November 10, 2020Topics: 2Replies: 29Has thanked: 91 timesBeen thanked: 80 timesOh my gosh! I had that issue of Playboy for a long time.
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- December 16, 2020 at 4:30 am #418905
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 times“Who was that lady I saw you with last night?”
“That was no lady. That was my husband.”
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- December 16, 2020 at 3:53 am #418896
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesAs a dad and Panto fanatic, I have a joke collection that rivals my underwear drawers!
Let’s drop this one:
I went into a jewellers and asked to buy a watch.
The guy asked “Analogue?”
I said “No, just a watch.”
Love Laura
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- December 16, 2020 at 12:08 pm #419068
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesQ. How do you start a cross dresser race?
A. Tell them their wife has just got home early.
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- December 16, 2020 at 2:03 pm #419104
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesI love that one 10/10 ❤️❤️
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- December 16, 2020 at 11:27 am #419037
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesI’ll definitely think up a Christmas one, but in the meantime…
Why do cross dressers make the best partners?
They know how to kiss and makeup.
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- December 16, 2020 at 9:23 am #418982
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesI met a cross dresser from the Greater Manchester area today.
He had a Wigan address.
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- December 16, 2020 at 6:40 am #418929
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesDid you hear about the cross dressing father who became invisible?
She was a trans-parent.
- This reply was modified 1 year ago by
Laura Lovett. Reason: Changed the gender. It's what we do
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- December 16, 2020 at 6:33 am #418926
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesHow do you start a cross dresser race?
Ready, steady, oh, wait a minute, there’s someone coming…
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- December 16, 2020 at 7:21 am #418942
Jennifer Walker
LadyRegistered On: September 11, 2019Topics: 26Replies: 143Has thanked: 649 timesBeen thanked: 810 timesMy favourite so far😂
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- December 16, 2020 at 6:26 am #418925
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesIt takes a real man to wear pink.
It takes a real cross dresser to co-ordinate pink with their lingerie, shoes and jewellery.
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- December 16, 2020 at 3:57 am #418899
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesA cross dresser walks into a bra…
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- December 16, 2020 at 3:56 am #418898
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesHow can you tell when a cross dresser has been running?
His breath comes in panties.
😁
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- December 15, 2021 at 4:22 pm #589453
Laura Lovett
LadyRegistered On: March 26, 2020Topics: 39Replies: 1553Has thanked: 5095 timesBeen thanked: 7675 timesDon’t blame me – I didn’t make it up >grin<
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Titzling
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- December 14, 2021 at 4:32 pm #589080
Marlene Roberts
LadyRegistered On: December 9, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 176Has thanked: 2627 timesBeen thanked: 439 timesSo that is where “hernia alert” came from. Curious the way they tag. Marlene.
- December 20, 2020 at 3:46 pm #420878
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesOtherwise known in Indian circles as an onion bhaji
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- December 14, 2021 at 4:28 pm #589078
Marlene Roberts
LadyRegistered On: December 9, 2019Topics: 0Replies: 176Has thanked: 2627 timesBeen thanked: 439 timesA CD joke! Terrific! Marlene.
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- December 17, 2020 at 12:11 pm #419569
Mona
DuchessRegistered On: December 18, 2018Topics: 10Replies: 133Has thanked: 690 timesBeen thanked: 828 times“Imagine it landing on your face”
Is that the origin of I saw Mommy wearing Santa Claus?
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- December 17, 2020 at 7:17 am #419454
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesOooerr….naughty step(h)….I understand from now on, the ‘h’ is silent!!
grace xx
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- December 17, 2020 at 6:42 am #419435
Mona
DuchessRegistered On: December 18, 2018Topics: 10Replies: 133Has thanked: 690 timesBeen thanked: 828 timesSorry, what is a Tena?
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- December 17, 2020 at 6:20 am #419428
Anonymous
Topics: 0Replies: 0Has thanked: 0 timesBeen thanked: 0 timesSteph….the girl done good!!……
….😂😂😂😂😂😂
grace ❤️
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