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In Britain and other places we have Christmas crackers. It is a tube that two people pull from either end. It splits with a small bang and the person with most of the tube wins a hat a small toy and a terrible joke.
The only crossdressing Joke I know is when asked what you do for a living you say you work in lingerie.
Do people have any other Jokes, the poorer jokes are the best.
Jennifer
As a dad and Panto fanatic, I have a joke collection that rivals my underwear drawers!
Let’s drop this one:
I went into a jewellers and asked to buy a watch.
The guy asked “Analogue?”
I said “No, just a watch.”
Love Laura
I love that one 10/10 ❤️❤️
“Who was that lady I saw you with last night?”
“That was no lady. That was my husband.”
Did you hear about the crossdressing dinosaur?
It was try Sara tops
The crossdresser’s wife said she was divorcing him. So he packed her stuff and left.
🥳
C
I will quickly gatecrash the ” I love Laura show”….hehe….with this one.
what do crossdressers do at Christmas…..
….they eat, drink and be Mary………
(unless your name is Rei, then you just Tuck in!!!)….sorry darling, love you really x
Smiles, grace ❤️❤️….
back to you Laura…give me more!!!
and there’s more…..
” What do you call a crossdressing monk???
…..friar tucked!! or
mummy, the kids are saying daddy is a crossdresser???
son, your mummy’s in the kitchen!
…don’t blame me, you started it.
Grace xx
How many crossdressers does it take to change a light bulb???…
What!!!….up THOSE steps in THESE heels!!!!!
smiles, grace xx
Me again
Mrs Claus fancied trying out a bit of crossdressing on Santa….
Not a chance, said Father Christmas!!
She replied…for goodnesssake, can’t you just for once put yourself in my shoes !!???
or
What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?…..A freudian slip!!Ho ho ho, grace ❤️❤️one more…..
What do you call a crossdressing mechanic???
a gender bender fender mender!!
Grace 😂😂😂❤️
Hi Laura,
I do love a good pun; but that one may have lost something in the translation when it crossed the pond. (I got it, but I’m a Whovian).
Hugs,
BettylouKnock knock, “who’s there”
“Doctor ”
“Doctor who?
” yes “,
Oh my God my head is going to explode! Do you people think you could take this show on the road? OH NO what would you call it???
“Pull a cracker” might be a bit saucy…
“What’s funny about cross dressing?”
A few rude ones occur….
“Sexual Heeling” has a ring… oh please!
I won’t venture “Frocks and cocks” because it’s too rude.
I did think “A mess in a dress”, but just no.
Sorry – as always, I just download my stream of consciousness…
“Skirting the Subject” or “Skirting the Issue” is kinda cool to me, but a bit on the serious side.
Stream has dried up – hope these bring even more smiles
😍😍😍
oooops…..I looked at the credit card statement, then I looked up at my wife, and then I glared at the statement again.
Thousands spent frivolously on dresses, handbags, and shoes…
………She mustn’t find out !!!!
Hehe….grace x
Gosh Laura …I’m doing my best….is there anyone out there!???
Here’s another….
I tried on the wife’s beachwear while she was out shopping………………
It felt so right but it seemed sarong!!!.
That’s all folks, grace xxx
Went to the local garden center the weekend, saw Michael J Fox with his back to the Fuchsias
A CD is sunbathing on a beach. Feeling like a swim “she” runs into the water but trips and falls over losing the bottom of her bikini. So the thong is ended but the mammary lingers on. Marlene.
We’re do you weigh whales?
At a whale weigh station.
Keeping the non-Christmassay theme:
Where does Dorothy (Wizard of Oz) go to find out how heavy her pies are?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
(Weigh a pie…)
Sing it!!!
That is so very funny!!
Mikey!!….try harder, it’s okay, Steph’s loaded, she has Tena’s coming out of her……ears!!!
I’m giving up drinking until Christmas.
Bad punctuation…
I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
Fixed.
Me again…..
What is every understanding wife expecting to find in their stockings on Christmas day????…….
………their husbands!!!!
smiles, grace ❤️
A young girl walks up to a man and says, “hello sweetie”
The young man replies “no thank you I don’t eat sweets”
Why do crossdressers always sleep well?
Because they are always tucked in comfortably
Hello…
This year Santa’s going…commando…
but nothing will change…..
St. knickerless will be visiting as usual…..but if you hear a noise in your chimney…..DONT look up !!!
ho ho ho grace x
Check out this parody of the song Winter Wonderland. It’s called Walkin’ ‘Round In Women’s Underwear:
Highly recommended!
Mona, I’ve listened to that song (by Bob Rivers who has done a lot of parodies) for years. A station in Detroit would play it every Christmas season.
What song springs to mind????
a party of crossdressers bragging about their Christmas outfits in a hotel reception…..
🎶Dress nuts boasting in an open foyer🎶
grace x
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
Oh my god, why did I find this page. I did a hernia repair yesterday and it hurts so when I laugh. And I have laughed a lot 😀😀😀😀
Hugs
Lily RoseSorry Lily-Rose
blame Jen….she should have put a hernia alert in the title…..get well soon x
Why did batman arrest his partner?
Because he was always Robin when he went out.
It’s me!
What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?Krisp Kringle!!!Hehehe
Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown ????
Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen!!
Tucked Santa: “I’m from the North Pole, but I like to keep my South Pole hidden.”
Frustrated wife: “The holidays stress me out…try walking a mile in my boots!” Husband: “Wish I could help you dear, but I only wear heels.”
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, oh how I hope there’s a pair I can wear.
What do you call a monk wearing panties? Friar Tuck
Corset-wearing CD: “Sorry, can’t take your call, I’m all tied up at the moment.”
Bewildered American psychologist to British CD: “I just don’t understand your fear of ladders.”
Last one, honestly!!!
Sorry girls, you might not get your pressies until boxing day… Santa 🎅 is running late….a lot of his staff have had to Elf isolate!!!!
sorry, grace ❤️❤️
Ahoy mateys
Where does a pirate Captain hide his buccaneers???
….under his buccin hat!!
Tee hee xx
What do you call a group of trans women?
Ex-Men.
Just finished a great book about a crossdresser who has a speech impediment.
The title is “Man or Myth.”
What street in Paris is well-known for its crossdresser community?
The Rue Paul.
What is the biggest crime committed by crossdressers?
Male fraud.
If a crossdresser goes missing, should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?
Newsflash!!!!
advent calendars may be discontinued…..
apparently their days are numbered!!
Grace xx
Laura….they say, when one door closes, another one opens…..oooooh, goody, more chocolate!!!
What do get when a zebra lays down.
A crossing
Why are crabs miserable?
Because they are always in a crabby mood
As Sean Connery might have said:
Shelfish critters!
Talking of Sean Connery, I understand he was a bit of a DIY fanatic, and even built his own library.
One day, though, a book fell onto his head.
He said…
Wait for it…
“I only have my shelf to blame.”
/gets coat
Laura….you are definitely mixing with the right!! company hehe…
Love Sean, always the same… remember him in the hunt for red October… russian sub commander…hoots Mon!!! dive, dive, dive!!
Sean- always the shame !
did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper….
he sold his soul to Santa
Grace sweetie am I reading this right? He sold the bottom of his shoes to Satan!!!!!!
You got it..
He had no sole….that’s quite a feat!!
But, but, what?. He has no soul and quaint feet?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Crispies.
what was frosty doing at a coal mine trying to find his buttons and eyes
Eyes- cream !!
Christmas crackers! What a treat they were when growing up in the UK in the 40s and 50s. Only the “rich” had those and we were not rich so when we had them it was a very special treat.
Now in the US we, and my daughter and family, keep up the tradition.
And the jokes were very groan worthy but so much fun. The hats were too large and now they seem too small. Something changed! Marlene. PS Why is the tag “Hernia alert”??
what does transgender put on their salads
crossdressing
LOL Barb would that be American french or italian maybe Russian on your salad. rofl.
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what you call a crossdressing mechanic
A gender bender mender fender
Shouldn’t that say a gender bender fender mender, lol X
goes both ways lol Rozalyne
2 cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”
Connie
xxx
1. What do you call a bra for Siamese Twins?
answer: A Cobra
2. What is the German definition of a bra?
answer: Holdzemfromfloppin’
3. What is the colloquial definition of a bra?
answer: Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
Advice for the unimaginative-
What do you do with a tempting CD?
A)- re address it
B) – take it out of the package and plant it
C- put it in the machine and play it.
D)- accuse it of “ letting itself go”
( seedy…. Sorry )
E)- sorry/ the question should have read
“ when attempting CD”.
Spell checkers – the best gift for your anenomys ( the plant thingy”’s)“ Hippy Crumbles and nude year fleeting)”
Answer to those grammatical exam question-
Follow suit and fill in the missing comparatives…
1 – I walk… I walked
2 – I buy… I bought
3- I see…. I CD.Finally – an apology from the publishers- we sometimes have to scrape the barrel.
From the jokes some girls are coming of with, it would seem there’s a lot of us who are”crackers”.
Liz
salted or unsalted lol
true sounds better thanks for correction lol
Hi girls thanks for all the titters, you have just made my day, i haven’t laughed so much in ages X hahaha,
Hugs Roz X
I don’t this this one has been posted
What did the crossdressing psychologist wear to work?
A Freudian slip!!
Caroline
One more that really made me laugh.
What’s a crossdressers idea of a good time?
Eat, drink and be Mary.
Caroline
Why do cannibals hate Transgender people?
Too much trans fat
What did the trans man say after finally telling his parents about his surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”‘Why did the crossdresser cross the road?’
‘Victoria secrets has a sale’
Why does a crossdressers laugh sound like Her Her Her?’
‘Because she doesn’t want to be a Hee Hee Hee’
‘Why are crossdressers never in the main show?’
‘They are better in the dress rehearsal’
‘Why do crossdressers walk so gingerly?’
‘If you tried putting knackers into knickers you’d understand why’.
‘Why do crossdressers eat so well’
‘They love to ‘tuck’ in.
‘Where do crossdressers sit in the theater?’
‘In the dress circle of course’
‘Why was the crossdressing architect good at bridges?’
‘She knew how to make suspenders look good’
‘Why do crossdressers make good Santas?’
‘They know how to fill a stocking’
‘What horse riding event do crossdressers excel in?’
‘Dressage’
The crossdresser wasn’t worried that she had put too much glue on her false eyelashes. In fact she didn’t bat an eyelid.
‘A crossdresser started work in a hardware shop and sales shot up’
‘She had lovely skirting, the best hose in town and nails to die for’
‘Why are crossdressers considered aristocracy?’
‘They are always well heeled’
‘What do you call a crossdressing Santa?’
‘Mary Christmas’…….
Awww, Celeste…
You beat me to the only CD joke I know.
Bettylou
Steph….the girl done good!!……
….😂😂😂😂😂😂
grace ❤️
Oooerr….naughty step(h)….I understand from now on, the ‘h’ is silent!!
grace xx
Otherwise known in Indian circles as an onion bhaji
you did a emoji lol
Don’t blame me – I didn’t make it up >grin<
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